₦airaland Forum

Olaawealth:
I was told a change of name on NIN usually takes up to 6months, how true is that?

Not sure. But as usual with public services in Nigeria, it all depends on how much you are ready to part with asides the 15,000 official price. Someone did it with 50k and it was done within 2 weeks.

Coconut rice without coconut??

Valkrie:
You are the foolish one here if you don't know ..!!

Why are you guys angry at the OP for bringing this to the attention of the public?

Quiny32323:
Stop denying the obvious, I dont support udele, but most of his videos are true. If you watch the video, those two heads where fulani or Hassan people's head ur people shot and they severe their heads. Those guys must be from the prisons that ur lord nnamdi released. Dont support evil or else it will consume you soon.

Most likely. That is why people in civilised environment do not take prison break with levity.

But here in Nigeria, there was a prison break and people were rejoicing. Forgetting that some of those people in the prison are not only prisoners, but some of them have serious psychotic issues. Some of them are crazy killers who has lost touch with their human feelings.

They pose serious risk to the officers that expended their time, energy and even their life to have them locked up. And they pose greater risk to helpless civilians.

OyigboUpdate:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1AKQ4F3rfF2pCTeLu9PZCyinG9tqB6tIX/view?usp=sharing

This is the video. This isn't cultist. All my informations are carefully posted. For example that killings that day 25th was on a sit at home, was in Anambra was in Ufuma and I said all that. The killers were unknown and I made it clear. And u guys were the ones shamed before over 10 people said nothing like that happened but when the cultist news guy updated it u now all agreed it happened on the 25th as I said, in Anambra in Ufuma on the sit at home day.

I remembered this.

OyigboUpdate:
Oga stop acting foolish this one is a video not a picture. A video speaks for itself while PHOTOS is being spoken for. Watch the video as stop fooling around

Can you give a translation of what they were talking about?

Luckylife:
so how can you prove they were ESN or you are indirectly telling us you were among those that recruit those cultists that are causing havoc in this country.

They are cultists? Their faces are even shown in the video oh. And they were gisting in Igbo with confidence.

Taven09090:
This guy is insane, he needs mental evalaution, anyone even considered is evil. Oyigboupdate, you're on drugs constantly. men are trying to get to mars and here posting anything and tagging it ESN. Chai.

But how come you are ignoring the heinous crime committed in this video but rather focusing anger on the person that brings it to the notice of the public?

Damn! They are calling the victims Fulani.

This can cause the outbreak of ethnic crisis oh

googlepikins:
These thing shouldn't be allowed in Nigeria, these creature disturbs more than rat. They are very destructive

This brings memory about the raccoon write-up by Late Prof. Pius Adesanmi. Very beautiful piece about raccoons in Canada.

Raccoon Orientation for Canada-Bound Nigerians

By Pius Adesanmi

I promised I was going to get around to tell you all this story.
Eventually.

Happened last summer –

The jazz of all my political enemies in Nigeria finally crossed the Atlantic and caught up with me here in Ottawa.

The trouble with Homo Occidentalis North Americanus is that as soon as he arrives within a certain income bracket that is no longer middleclass but not quite upperclass but dangerously close to upperclass, he will move far away from the city and create a new paradise he calls upscale suburbia. Swanky neigbourhoods with manicured lawns, removed from the rabble of the city.

That is where you will find high-earning doctors, engineers, accountants, lawyers, etc. If you are a Professor who negotiated a good pay when you were hired, you also tag along, buy property among them, and begin to form associate big man.

Trouble is suburbia in Canada or the US is always encroaching on the habitat of much older residents. Man steals land from these residents but cannot always predict consequences. That is why a family in Florida will return from work to an alligator chilling in their swimming pool. That is why a family in Arizona will grumble about rattle snakes all over their yard. They call animal services. Never mind that these animals have called that place home for millions of years before man put one leg on top of another leg and developed his suburbia there.

In Ottawa, if you live in the suburbia called Riverside South as I do, you have encroached on prime raccoon territory. As in Florida and Arizona, these raccoons have a way of behaving like omo onile in Lagos. Occasionally, they let you know who truly owns the land (This is where you google raccoon).

Because the jazz of my political enemies in Nigeria worked as I was saying, a family of raccoons elected residence in our roof last summer. We’d been hearing mawuru mawuru in the ceiling for months. The noise would come only at night. Tise said it was the tooth faerie. I thought it was squirrels, but we couldn’t fathom how squirrels could tear into the roof of a duplex from outside and make their way into the attic.

One day, madam called me urgently and asked me to hurry home. I arrived to a small situation in front of our home. Our otherwise very friendly neighbours had converged on our front lawn. It was quite a scene. Bloodshot eyes everywhere. No friendly faces. In upscale suburbia, we are naturally the only non-white homeowners within a certain radius so when normally friendly white neighbours converge, looking sorrowful and unfriendly, you worry.

I exited my car to behold quite a scene. Unknown to us, we had accommodated a pregnant raccoon for several weeks. Mama Raccoon eventually gave birth to six pups. On this day, she suddenly went crazy like she found a mixture of codeine, sniper, and tramadol in our attic. She began to fling her babies down on the lawn one by one. From the roof of a duplex fa.

That explained the sadness and sorrow of our neighbours. Remember, this is an animal-loving civilization. It also explained their hostility. Somehow, it must have been something we did that got that poor animal so crazy that she began to murder her own kids. Everybody was looking at us one kain, like, what have you guys done now?

The only analogy for you in Nigeria is if your home was invaded by destructive giant rats. You’d tried everything from traps to rat poison. Then, one day, Mama Rat begins to miraculously kill her own children before your very before. Only for your neighbours to gather around sorrowfully because those awesome baby animals are dying. Only for them to be hostile to you for not doing enough to keep the baby rats alive!

Anyway, animal services eventually arrived to rescue some of the babies that had not yet died. Come and see interrogation! Even Tise did not escape questioning! Are you guys perhaps a little noisy in the house? What time do you all normally sleep?

Nigerians, believe you me, Oyinbo was trying to determine if we did something to cause the postpartum depression of Mama Raccoon, which led her to killing her babies!! They began to explain the characteristics of raccoons to us. How it was still too early for her to bring her babies out, let alone fling them from the roof. There was the unsaid: you guys must have done something.

When we were eventually “acquitted”, the animal services people went into our attic to inspect. They screamed in excitement: three more babies that Mama Raccoon had yet to fling! We said: thank God. Now you can evacuate Mama Raccoon and her remaining babies.

I hope you all know that in Obodo Oyibo, public animals are government property. All those doves you see in Trafalgar Square or the squirrels you see on lawns, geese, ati bebelo, are all government property. Una wey dey go holiday in London from Nigeria, go to Trafalgar Square and touch a dove, that is the day you will realize that the life of a public animal is worth more to the government of obodo oyibo than your life is worth to the Nigerian government.

So, we asked Obodo Canada to please carry their raccoons from our ceiling. We were in for another shock. She is a nursing mother, the animal services people replied, we don’t move nursing mothers. By law, Mama Raccoon has the right to remain here and nurse her remaining babies. We will keep checking.

I have been in Obodo Oyibo for 22 years. I didn’t see that one coming. Apparently, the Raccoon had eminent domain! The best they could do for us was to come and move her at the end of the biological breeding cycle or something to that effect. With that, they entered their van and zoomed off.

I looked on in wonderment, lost in one of those na-who-send-me-come-obodo-oyibo moments that every Diasporan goes through on occasion. With which mouth am I even going to tell this sort of story to a Nigerian audience?

Then I noticed that Tise all along had had the same attitude as our Oyinbo neighbours.

Now she is glad that some Raccoon babies had survived and would not be moved.

I realized that only her parents had a problem.

I realized that we were two Nigerians raising a Canadian.

This is her country.
This is her culture.
These are her people.
These are her baby raccoons.

I jejely borrowed myself brain and joined the little girl in rejoicing that three baby raccoons had survived.

AfonjaConehead:
Just look @ the fright of that animal...
I wish your coz will free it

And be eaten by a python afterwards.

omowolewa:
Looks angry

Looks terrified.

I'm already feeling sorry for it.

airsaylongcome:
I don't know about our local laws. But in most places you would need consent to record a conversation for it to be admissible as evidence. Unless there's is legal approval to record without the other party's consent

In Nigeria evidence can be presented, without minding if they were gotten unethically or otherwise.

TheMostComplex1:
Does her response require insults? Why are we Nigerians always angry?

He just lost phone and 180k, please let him be.

dominique:
Put a sim lock on your phones especially the one that receives alert. This is getting too rampant. If asked for pin, use the default pin that comes with every sim pack. For MTN it's 00000, for AIRTEL it is 1111, for 9mobile it is 0000, for GLO it is 0000. The thief will try to gain access to the sim without success and PUK number will be required, if the PUK is attempted up to 10 times, the sim is automatically blocked. Phone lock is not enough anymore

Please create a thread on this and encourage the MODs to push it to the front page. I would have done same with this your comment, but its better from the original owner/author of the comment.

A good title for the thread is already in your statement: Secure you sim card with sim PIN, Phone lock is not Enough Anymore

Following your sound advice, I have created a sim PIN right away.

Danjikanbauchi:
are you saying that the killings in Benue state is a lie,the Boko Haram taking over Local governments in Niger state is a lie, the Fulani terrorists killing all over Nigeria is a lie or the Terrorists installing their own emir in sokoto and katsina is a lie. My dear the truth is staring you on the face.

Are boko haram bombs and bullets distinguishing between Christians and Muslims? Is it not a Muslim vs Christian situation you are trying to push?

Are the so called Fulani bandits distinguishing between Christians and Muslims in their kidnap and robberies? The Abuja - Kaduna Highway that has become so dangerous, those that have been attacked, have they ever come out to state that all the adherents of a particular religion were released while others where held onto?

Nobody is denying the fact that Nigeria is battling with chronic security problems. But now compounding it with religious propaganda is evil and unpatriotic.

There is security problems in Nigeria and the good people of the Armed forces are at the fore front day and night to bring lasting peace. Men of the armed forces, both Christians and Muslims are dying daily to sustain the peace, yet some unappreciative people will stay behind their keyboards conjuring nonsense.

Danjikanbauchi:
Buhari is a criminal MNK really exposed their plans and activities.

Igbo leaders should as a matter of urgency put their house in order arm their people and seek for international support because by next year Buhari and fulani/Kanur plans against the southern Nigeria will be fully implement and no escaping for anybody in this country even Yoruba Muslims will not be not escaped.

The fear mongering you people have been pushing since 2014. Seven years now, nothing of such.

Simdyofficial:
Freedom will come someday. Even if its 1000yrs to come.. Biafra will come. Your deadbones will get choked

You have lost hope it wont happen during your own generation?

samunaka:
And what has this got to do with religious intolerance that we are taking about

Thank you. That is the way they keep mixing up issues and using half truths for propaganda.

seunowa:
U called kolade Johnson who was brutally murdered by SARS officers on march 31,2019 during football match between Liverpool and Tottenham a criminal just to discredit the report of the panel. God will visit u in a similar way so that ur parent can feel the pain of Nigerians whose loved ones have been killed by Nigeria police

Calling him a criminal is highly insensitive. But also detailing that he was killed at the toll gate when the opposite was the case is troubling as to the authenticity of other aspects of the report.

The way to a man's heart is peace of mind, undiluted peace at home.

thesicilian:
Tax the people more so there'll be more money to embezzle.

It is not to tax the people more, but to bring people who has not been paying into the tax net.

Why should the people earning monthly salary be paying tax, while those doing their own business should not be paying?? Everybody should pay tax. It is a civic responsibility.

Positivepoint:
“Maina is a northerner treated like a king. and farouk lawal and jolly are igbos. Fools

Very foolish assertion. I'm just tired of the silly bigots we have in this our country.

Rydermaverick:
Do you think it's necessary?

yes of course. How can you be reporting a news that a solar farm was unveiled, but no picture of the solar farm. Instead, you are showing us picture of the school gate.

Vado:
If the whole of Nigeria is sustaining itself, albeit inconsistently with roughly 5000 megawatts, How can you underrate the reach of 214kw in say 2/3 rural villages?

That is just a 375KVA generator.

Are you sure this University knows what they are talking about? Because this power should not be sufficient for the University alone let alone even giving others.

Except the so called university is just a few small buildings.

DeZoro:
Nice one... but it's not up to 1 megawatt, how would this power a community? Anyways, kudos to this innovation.

I dont even think the VC knows what he is talking about. How will the University be using a meagre 56KW?

Penguin2:
Lol! Tinubu is smarter than that.

Don’t be surprised if Tinubu backs an Igbo man in the last minute.

Which Igbo man?

parklamson:
The same reason a Muslim imam can’t win elections in Nigeria not because he’s not capable but because he will be profile as terrorist is the same reason Osinbajo can ever be a president in Nigeria because he belong to the Christian pentecostal terrorist called Redeem. It’s paying back time

And I guess you are a christian.

OgunkeelAllMod:
they will either dismantle it piecemeal or have a new one flown over there.
How high is the hotel compared to Mount Everest and still have chopper flying over it Mek we no talk about burg Khalifa ..Nigerian building Engineer are shiTt abeg

The risk of installing a generator with helicopter on an high rise building is just too high. The cost will equally be unbearable. Let me just assume they used a high crane and would probably deploy same in its decommissioning.

jaxxy:
Poor rescue operation. No technology deployed to save lives just a manual and archaic means.


When the continental hotels was being built u will know without a doubt that’s a solid structure bt what I don’t understand is why they placed their generators on the roof.

Probably space constraints. I cant imagine the cost of replacing that generator in that location.

Ojikutumomiage:
Sir many avoidable deaths during your stint, #Endsars,360, Otedola bridge. Baba, we will recount and reckon soon.

Come to think of it, was 360 building substandard? Or a deliberate catastrophe... To regain funds for 2023 or just a disaster.

You and your principals... Our fingers are crossed

Please how can a collapsed building be used to regain funds??

babaolofin:
Yesterday, I said it was a professional error. Today, after an Okada man at VI whose friend was a victim narrated what he knew ignorantly to me, I suspected foul play. This is beyond suspension of LABSCA GM. There is a need for intelligence investigations. Not all events happened by coincidence. The Okada man told me the event happened while the owner was having a key meeting with some of the stakeholders in the project. He said notifications were sent earlier about the meeting and people working on the project were aware a strategic Project meeting would be held at the site. The building collapsed while the people were around. It might be coincidence and it might be terrorist attack. I am not ruling out terrorism.

Or their extraload with elevator going up and down also contributed to the collapse of the already not so solid building.

ArcSEMPECJ:
They should get more bulldozer crane lifters into that site, imagine falling with rubbies , sand , dust , etc from the 18th floor they were and crashing to the last floor.......

What is naked that we should all talk about here?......
Just for a car to tumble just once, come and see naked people here and there.....

Is just what we add to our life that makes us think we are more than what we are .....

RIP to that girl , whose family have thanked God for giving their daughter a job as a P.A to a good man....

Exactly what I just mentioned earlier. That people always turns out naked even in car accidents.