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Op, man up and be like a real bro. This morning I asked her if she did biology in secondary school and if she understands this... Then told her to have a nice day.

I said f**k to myself and one of the interviewers caught me biting my lips and he was like gentle man, you speak french? Nay! I mean you curse alot? No sir... Chai. OK, I made a presentation, I planned to end at most 30 secs before time. When I finished, I heard the time keeper said 5 mins, the exact time though but I went biting my lips. Chai.

That moment after submitting your video you find out that your did better in your phone camera practice. Please Lord, help my solution.

What does it profit a sharp Nigeria graduate to go for a job or aptitude test without seeing or familiarising himself with the questions? Don't be deceived competition is very stiff. Nothing prevents you from sharing useful tips but not too detailed test and interview information on a public forum. Finally, getting a job in this modern world --not limited to Naija-- depends on WHO you know... Oh sorry! Relationships and network.

usqoh:
this is very unethical. Telling people the questions. You think they will love u. This same people when de pass will shove u away not knowing u spoon feed dem. U just shot yourself in d foot thinking dat u are helping dem. I hate dishonesty. U gave other people chance of passing at the detriment of odas who did earlier without no help. U are not dependable and will betray odas just because u want fame. She'll warned u of copyright transfer. U are a disgrace.

reality is that peeps have helped others like us in time past and those guys are now milli... while the benevolent spirits are still looking for teststreams material.

Burlah4u2c:
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I think the Hirevue app reads our facial expression and rates us on a 5 scale system.. 5 star is a Yes, 4 star is Maybe and the others is No.. It records your voice projection, Eye contact, your facial expression (eyebrow, cheek and all) and gives feedback to shell.. believe you me, the Hirevue app has screened a lot out.. Shell HR team will only have to work with those with 5 stars and probably the 4 stars(Maybe) rating
I gathered all this info from the Hirevue site and users review.. All the best guys.. Did mine 2 hours ago and all I got was this Cubiks assessment result (she said I wasn't Creative). I can't remember seeing any that talks about creativity tho.. Well, it's just their own assessment, not Shell's..
Goodluck to us..

You did a personality assessment at the end of your cognitive test and that gives them an idea of your type of person and working styles

Cinderella5:
In my opinion, a girl loving a broke guy is like a guy loving an ugly girl, it's tough.

Girls how do you cope in loving broke guys?

Hmm.... The girl isn't broke sha . Broke girls are more of a burden than broke guys. It's very easy for a girl doing well without an ego complex to fall in love with an upcoming guy

In Primary, he wasn't actually dull because he was the most renowned barrow pusher in town graduated to okada, own okadas, married with kids and living comfortably in his own way.
In Secondary School (SS3 precisely), he couldn't even spell/write his name on answer booklets but he was one of the best footballers around, very skillfull, he went on to roam around some countries for trials and whatever (some became international fraudsters and drug pushers), came back played for some local and popular clubs. The last time I checked, he's working with a construction company, have his own ride and living to his comfort.
In the University he behave like one of those useless funny dudes, can badmouth anyone, even claimed he's the dullest in the class. But one day I told him he's in fact very intelligent, I admire the great stuffs he does with computers, he can fix almost anything, he wasn't strong academically because of his focus on computers and campus babes. Oboy, I never here from that dude for years but I believe he'll be doing just fine.
Some other between "dull" guys have become over mega...
Meanwhile me wey be scholar that year done go nack MSc, still seeking for employment and contemplating PhD, living on the numerous grants I've received through the years Chai. Most of the scholars in my graduating class aren't doing bad, we have representatives in the major countries of the world and some doing great stuffs locally, living fine and on the road to millions .

Na wa for this generation... No decorum. Someone is even posting sensitive materials on a public forum. You have broken the confidentiality of the testmakers by so doing and already diminished your chances. The yankey guys get these stuffs but would never do as such or you think teststreams got that package on a platter of gold? Please, let's be civilized. Sharing tips is no bad idea and I've done that based on my experience.
Most peeps are lucky on nairaland because you use fake monikers and avatars. I've come to realize that recruiters check all your social media pages. Some guys have been asked for their nairaland ID during interviews. Be wise!

Who's successfully completed the cognitive tests? 50 questions in 12 mins? Hmm. More of speed and accuracy I guess.

Shell Nigeria 
 
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Note: Applicants who do not meet the above requirement will be regretted. Please be aware that multiple applications will be disqualified and candidate regretted.

Application portal opens 1st June and closes 14thJune 2017.

Technically, the vacancies are for those who graduated between 2013 and 2015.
Shell regret is usually automatic during application as soon as you failed a requirement or any of the online tests. The on-demand video interview submission and final interview may take time to review. Even after completing the online tests you might wait long to get invite for the next stage because I believe they'll still be scrutinizing your application. From, experience peeps get unsuccessful mail from Shell for reasons best known to them after they've previously sent you a success mail for a previous stage. I won't be surprised with the news people will soon start sharing here. So, keep praying as you apply. And update your CVs and cover letters to demonstrate your capacity, achievement and relationship (CAR). That is show that you're a potential, someone who has team work and collaboration skills, and your professional experiences should be stated using an achiever tone rather than a doer. Add any extra curricular stuff you did, volunteer work, church position, etc but stating your achievements e.g ”I helped to achieve so and so as a whatever coordinator working with whatever team", As a member of so so student organization, providing dash dash dash", etc. Note that MSc is like someone who has 2 to 3 years work experience, so even through you have a Nigerian MSc package it very well to demonstrate CAR. Reason is there are now so many shell trained scholars out there and from other specialized institutions in naija majority of whom are first class and distinction. So sir/ma the word is packaging. Whether you meet any of the requirements or not just package and try your luck. 2.2 is instant regret anyway, unless you lie at that stage. Abeg take your time before you begin. Good luck.....

Please, who knows the format for the next recruitment phase so we can start discussing?

Who knows about HCP pattern?

dominique:
@bolded, totally wrong. Trauma on any part of the body can cause a pregnant woman to miscarry. I had a friend that miscarried after hearing sounds of gunshots in her neighbourhood. Internal injury anywhere can absoultely cause a miscarriage.

@topic, both couple seem pretty desperate to me. You meet last July and you're already married 10 months later. Hope they both don't regret getting into this type of rushed marriage.

Thanks... You have answered the question in my mind. There's an obvious link between trauma and miscarriage. A girl lost the pregnancy for her ex when she attempted suicide by slitted her wrists with a sharp razor. She's already passed out before her brother's girlfriend discovered her in the room. Na wa for some girls o.

Btw, RCCG have some of the best and well dressed choirs and workers. Modest cute and not shabby. I wonder how some people cope in churches where females minister with features and parts of their ministries in full view. Hallelujah!

So sometime during this week, I overhead some technicians discussing and making quotations for some jobs in their company. One was like "This job will cost this much, we may not work on this part, this job will not come up,..." and another goes "increase the amount here, even the Engineers will not take you seriously because the amount quoted is too low, write so so amount, this job will not come up but add it, I'll be guiding you on how we do it because you are not used to it".
The new guy was stating the right amount for each piece of product and job but was willing to bend to the directives of the senior or experienced colleagues. They were also quick to let him know that the supervising engineers won't take him serious with the supposedly low quotations.
Bottom line, corruption is endemic.

Physicist /Geophysicist (BSc, MSc) with internship experience... Ph based and I'm flexible and ready to take a suiting opportunity no matter how small to Kickstart my career.

Oh! They mummified a former underage voter or whose voters card was in his wallet

Between eleme and ogoni I don't know who can kill for Africa

Really interesting to know that we don't have leaders in this country.... All of them were just looking like oles.
Workers day celebration, workers agitation abi na demonstration. I loved the display.... Wish everyone will just sit there and refused to go home until Buhari comes to address them . Na wait for eternity be that o.... Lol

You see the reason I like black American blue love films. A janitor falling in love with an uprising TV star, anthony,... Or Barack Obama's daughter getting mad over

athorello

from one backwater Nigeria. Lol

My experience in the ministry....

Hmm! Papa constitute almost football team for ground come waka leave us
Former former bae: I will wait and manage with you
Ex bae: the money you're sending home monthly is too much. (when things soft small)
Bae: baby I'm scared
Now that only God's grace is sustaining me as I'm job hunting, one of my younger sis be like don't be complaining, you know you're our father now... And I be like go find husband now o...at least if he double all the money I've spent on your head for me you'll be good to go.
My brethren, it's not easy but the special grace of the Almighty will see us through.

seyilapy:
No sir. On your scheduled day as you are called in, your cv is opened on the laptop in front of the interviewers so they have it already. Anyone they have issues with the candidate will be texted / called to send updated cv.

My interview is tomorrow, do I need need go with copies of my CV and documents?

My dear Op, better call on the Refiner's Fire to destroy every dross that wants to cover your glory. Your enemy who just despises you for you, for professing your faith, maybe persecuting you physically aren't the ones we're referring to. There are some people who have gone out of their way to go diabolical against you, to curse, consult spiritual media (witches, occults, demon possessed, familiar spirits, etc) to attack you. For these, you need spiritual warfare. You have to open your mouth to judge, condemn and invoke the killer side of God to work for you through the Holy Spirit (our comforter) in Jesus name. Take a cue from Paul who declared Elymas blind instantly for using spiritual means to hinder the gospel. So you can declare all your desires upon your enemies in life with God's word and it will come to pass because we have a name that is above every other name. I'll leave you with this and it's not old testament... Seeing it is a righteous thing with God to recompense tribulation to them that trouble you (2 Thessalonians 1:6).

I won't doubt this story cos police in Rivers have found a new hustle in the renewed anti korkor (anti cultism) fight. If you look suspicious in appearance especially based on dressing, tattoos, dreads, tattered wears, low waist, etc,bruh, you're a high target. I have heard stories of arrests and settlements twice this week. One even said he almost escaped with his cuffed hands because the officer told to watch them goofed as the rest went to look for more peeps to arrest. He was betrayed by a man who saw him where he ran to hide. An argument ensued as the rest officers were mad at the one asked to watch because they could have lost the handcuffs and have explanations to make. The guy, whose dad is a retired police officer was finally released after the uncle settled them with 5k. The other guy was complaining about his incessant harassment in the place I ate this afternoon where some mopols also came to eat. I retorted that those guys are on their own hustle this recession. Lol
The idea is that you must part with something whether you are innocent or not. They will threaten to take you to the station where you'll be bailed from 30-50k, accusing and calling you different criminal names. Pray, no tattoo is found in you at the station because that's what they will use to confirm you as a cultist. From stories, once you get to the station or criminal division, they'll segregate the arrestees based on whether they have tattoos or not. Thereafter they'll will conscript some already detained guys to come and confirm you which they'll gladly do. My bruh, if you'll ever come out your peeps will have to cough the region of 100s thousand naira. So my bruh, be very mindful and careful this season.

Mznaett:
Nonsense?
I doubt. I thought the boss in question was a MAN? Who should have known better?
Why do guys chosed to crucify the woman and not the man? Why not crucify both of them same way?

Idiotic!
Is the boss married to the op?
The woman is pure olosho and she's to blame in this case. Or op should go for the boss while his betrayer is sleeping on the same bed with him?

Adecks01:
Hi..my dear pls kindly take your time to read this carefully as I also dedicate my own time in writing it.

Though I am not married yet, but I have taken my time to study some marital issues within my immediate neighbourhood and from the writings of great scholars(especially the holy bible and other books related to marital saga).
Before any other thing know the reason behind her cheating on you and address it.
1.I will first of all remind you that love is powerful.that means you need to increase your love for your wife,dedicate some moments Just for two of you guyz and always be romantic,caring and soft-heart.
2.Prayer is inevitable in every situation.Don't forget that prayers rises the dead.cure the blind etc. After love always dedicate your family to God irrespective of religion.
3.each morning the first thing you should do to your wife is waking her with a kiss and tell her you love her,As she match out to work kiss her and tell her you love her,before sleeping kiss her and tell her how you love her and me sure you never seize to profess your love for her.
4.Always make sure you play your role as the father and husband of the house.make provision of your family need including that of your wife without minding what she does with her own salary.
5.it is part of must African women's life to hide their sexual feelings being mindful of some so called tradition but such feelings cannot be hidden from her face so you have to satisfy her when she need you on bed.
6.Do not cheat on her but continue to be caring, You know your wife more than anybody (especially nairalanders) so you should be able to know what and how to approach her on the said issue without generating any crises.And if she denied,pls bury the matter and continue loving her.
NB;pls keep the children off the picture and never let them see their mum as a bad woman.
NOTE:if you follow the steps above I am confident that with the help God ,Your wife will even confess before you ask her.

If it's by all these I'm not doing.... Lol

adecz:
She needs money & you appear broke.

Are you up to date on your bills & financial

obligations & responsibilities??

This moniker no get sense A sure senseless greedy wife Maybe na her salary she wan collect from the boss.

My ex doesn't know 1 in mathematics but she made a B2 when she went to write her WAEC in Bayelsa. Don't joke with creeks special centers o. Bayelsa was the main special center for ssce exams for people in the Niger. Or is it Rivers where I served? Okay.... Continue!

Dino guy has taken over twitter constituency and the whole social media space. Another Senator of the year award is in the offing.

So true... Those in the technical world know the importance of KISS; keep it simple and short. Last year one of my Oyinbo supervisors remarked that she's observed Nigerians like using words. This was while giving her feedbacks on a colleague's presentation.
I don't know why our political elites and journalists like making their messages complex since I've observed that it's quite easier to rephrase while writing than speaking.

LOL...since I was young the lines have been the same...

Casting aspersions on the person and personality...
Insinuations from some quarters...
Matters arising...
... Is tantamount to... And so on.