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They love my voice and the way I speak. I know cos some can't help saying it. My skin, the hair on my fingers. The way I do the things most guys won't.

@ poster

You have been dating someone on your phone for 5 months? Please get things straight:

YOU HAVE BEEN DATING YOUR PHONE FOR 5 MONTHS!!!

I really don't know what else to say, so here's a try "Haffy Ministers, Haffy Feefle".

@johnnygan

Do you like skinny girls?

Well, if you do, then I guess you must have heard the term freak of nature or mutant. Sort of like the X-MEN. So what name should we know you by? Contra?

Abeg, make una tell me wetin dey happen as per Tevez. I was searching the net when I found out that as far back as 2005, he has been spotted wearing a MANU T-shirt.

So obviously Tevez wants to be with MANU.

Nike is trying to ensure that Tevez is with MANU too as they want to maximise the utility of all contracts they have with him.

MANU wants Tevez to be in MANU because he is good.

So who be the "winch" wey dey delay this thing? August is already here O! Less than a month for window to close!

@chidichris

I want you to specifically mention the name of your father and mother and label them as completely corrupt.

eg: Mr Christopher Chidiebere snr. and Mrs Jennifer Uzomma-Chidiebere are corrupt.

And don't forget to get a T-shirt: "am Nigerian, am corrupt". By virtue of the corruption inherent in your parents, you can imagine the level of corruption when they pulled in efforts to create you.

Not all guys have fallen mugu O! Though all have recieved format and have maintained a line of communication but not all have fallen mugu.

@poster

I still believe you're the same guy whose girlfriend got a car from her ex boyfriend. Lemme check.

We no share borderline with US, but the way we dey cross their border dey fear me.

By the way, cheating is basically adultery or fornication. It is a grave evil. Whether morally or spiritually.

And all forms of adultery and fornication are backed up by lies, guile and deceit. That's why it's called cheating. It's not just the sex but the lies, the guile and deceit included.

Why do people not fear HELL anymore? Is it that global warming has gotten so bad that people don't even believe hell could be any worse?

This is what happens when our places of worship keep emphasizing the good life instead of life after death.

Don't mind this new breed of morons and local champions that are tainting our generation.

I want to test her, I want to test him. Let anybody come and test me and they will live to regret it.

Adventures of Barrack Obama in the Bohemian Grove!

@MP007

you should also be against opening the border to Nigerians. In fact send a message to immigration advocating for deportation of all Nigerians.

Those confused girls are just like the unfreed minds in the matrix. They should be classified along with the enemy because they can be used to cause harm.

You people shoul stop this. It is dangerous and it is reckless. I meet some people I know personally on Nairaland entirely by chance.

Anybody that implicates themselves on this site should have no one to blame but themselves.

I have not cheated during any of my relationships, but even if I had, I'd have just ignored this thread.

@JazzyPhizzle

look at the kind of wicked advice you're giving someone in this new millenium.


@fstranger

thanks for your opinion. It just saved me typing a long message to this newly established criminal.

See, there's nothing wrong with forming or joining a secret society. Most people just want to feel among.

Abi JFK no be member of your Bohemian society too? How dem come allow the guy die like chicken?

In fact, for all the presidents to be from the Bohemian Society, that means all the presidential candidates from the beginning of time must be from the Bohemian Society, except of course Al Gore.


Dick Chenney for President,
Jeb Bush for vice President.

May the mercies of Allah be on America. Long live America. Christian Jihad forever!

@doyin

you're showing some attitude regarding the The muslim woman.

Don't you think it would be strategic if you give an education scholarship to someone from a region with low literacy level.

Remember that you're not trying to rate the already saved.

Abeg just simply dump the guy. I'm sure he'll appreciate your new status as other women and start looking at you.

@sylvao2000

all that wasn't necessary.


@topic

I see nothing wrong with dating somebody mature yet staying with their parents as long as they work.

I have a neighbour who stays in his fathers' mansion and he works. His father is not as rich as used to be so the guy pays the bills, fuels the generator and does some other things around the house which need doing. Sometimes when popsie's car is bad, he can go to work with his kid.

By the way, he's doing all this so that he can save the money he'd otherwise spend on rent to build his own house when the time is right.


It's just that me, I like away match too much. So I don't know how I'll manage with my girl still in her parents' place.

@honeric01

the yahoo-yahoo boys should get a good lawyer and learn how to plea bargain.

The girl likes money, but she definitely likes you too.

As things are right now, let her be. But next time you see a girl like that, don't start trying to starve her of funds and not expect her to grumble.

If the other guy was throwing hundreds of thousands of Naira at her, when she leaves him and hooks up with you, at least provide the bare necessities.

I have gone out with a girl that doesn't ask me for anything. Believe me bro, it was no fun at all.

@poster

are you sure you're not the same guy with the girlfriend whose "ex" gave her a car?

Because if he can give her car, then he should give her belle.

By the way, there's a terminology we use to refer to that kind of guy. He's not her ex. He's her ex ex.

Jungle Justice. You want to turn the whole Nigeria into a Jungle abi?

Do you know how many innocent people have died due to jungle justice?

Do you know how many innocent people were killed during the French Revolution?

God Help Nigeria!

See right now, I'm not even complaining about the Punch story. I'm discussing the fact that she said "some" Nigerians are this and that, though not all, blah, blah, blah.

Why can't she say some priests and reverends are pedophilic gays?

@doyin13

the ministers were selected evenly from the 36 states. Maybe your complain should be that there are too many Northern states in Nigeria.

But remember, if we split the Southern states any further, they will become like specks on the map.

So all in all, it was evenly distributed.

Alams was helping a lot of Ijaws who were in the oil bunkering business to launder their money. If he had died in custody, their money would have died in his accounts. So praise tha lord.

Do you not know why the freedom fighting MEND was seeking his release?

A lot of monarchs are born to rule.

See, there are more than one million things wrong with a monarchy, but I don't even have the time to argue about it. I and my neighbour talked about it some months back and he suggest all Nigerian monarchs be rounded up and executed.

I won't go that far, but I'd put an end to their reign.

@MILITIA

I'm chatting with someone on messenger. Since yesterday O! The woman don nearly fall maga so I try to correct her but if something is not done to help that woman very soon, she go fall for another job. Abeg help me warn her sternly. You know say you harsh gan. She's in texas her ID is tammy_ks017 . When sweet T sef come, I'll let am know.

@texazzpete

I was rephrasing a statement that Oprah made. The confirmed comment which she made about "some" Nigerians but not all.

So if you think it's not nice, then what Oprah said on her show (not the PUNCH one) is very horrible too. Tell her to seek help and tell all her fans that thought that comment was okay, to seek help too.

Unless you haven't seen that comment. There are several links to that. So Oga or Madam, if you think my comments about some parts of Oprah are stupid, then Oprah's comments about some Nigerians is absolute stupidity on international television.


Don't go telling me what lives Oprah has touched. She should concentrate her insults on the people she helps. Let her rain abuses on her workers, the girls in her South African Jail School and the teachers whose salaries she says.

Na your houseboy you fit curse anyhow, no extend am reach another person houseboy.

@redsun

don't mind me at all O! I'm just trying to encourage all those that have been claiming that JUDGE Bush is doing well.

Abi if somebody does well, is it not to put somebody that will continue where he stopped?

Let them vote Dick Cheney and Jeb Bush.