₦airaland Forum

Opportunity for City to force an extra time. Seven minutes is enough

mrphysics:
That means you are in your early 40s, your wife in her late 20s, and her mama in her mid 40s

Yes. Nothing wrong with that.

My people and Greed! Tufiakwa!!!

I fear vigilante people pass anything. They always look crude, dishevelled, mean, unkempt, smelling, fetish, brutish, rugged and murderous.

Dikegodspower:
Wait o
Your wife and her mom applied for npower
That means you marry an under age girl
And you seriously need to be dealt with

You no well. My wife was 22 when I married her. Though I gave her up to 10years gap as i was 32 then. She just finished her final exams and was about going for NYSC. Her mum was 39 then and a teacher in a government school. Now, my wife is 29 and the mom is 46, still teaching.

She didn't write the test but my wife did as I applied for both of them. Checking their respective dashboards, I saw congratulations on my MIL and my wife own was blank, nothing.

My wife has B.Ed, just like the mom from UNN

I think this short listing was randomly done to balance geoipolitical zone or something. My wife that did the test with a score of 68% didn't get where as her mom that didn't do the test, and in her mid 40s, got the message. Nigeria, I hail thee.

Definitely, this short listing was not by test.

It is Major-General B. Ahanotu from Anambra that I pity most. He missed out to late Attahiru and again to the new one. He might be on the way out soon. He has been acknowledged as one of the most brilliant officers, the best in his class.

Read his profile.

I respect Germany, Germans and their Chancellor

Immerse yourself and develop core competence in:
Business Communication
Microsoft packages _ hands on.
Foreign languages - French or German

You can try any of the following professional examinations:

Charted Institute of Secretaries
Chartered Institute of Personnel Management
Nigerian Institute of Public Relations

Dea Gea has been a disaster for Man U. I can't remember where he rose to the occasion when it mattered. Always making one useless mistake or the other.

Mumu man! Despite your age and experience, Ayade is pushing you around. No ideology.

If you don't stand for something, you fall for anything. Lack of strong ideology is killing Nigerian politics.

Watch European politics and see how people are standing firm based on their ideology and views - far right, centre right, left, centre left, far left, liberals, greens for those that are climate and environmentally inclined, socialist. Etc.

These are the kind of ideologies you hear politicians exhibits and people vote based on their own view and perception of the politicians views.

Here in Nigeria, corruption and looting are their common ideology.

By the way, where is Lara? Is she still married to Osho Baba?

Kings999:
God bless UGM
If the UGM did not cause trouble in SE/SS the fulanis will do so...
For those saying the SE/SS is turning to NorthEast may thunder fiiiiirrrrreeee you.. as if you really care for the igbos.. how many times have you condemned the fulanis Killing the igbos in there farms and land..

The fulanis thinks na only Dem get this country, thunder fiiiiirrrrreeee all of you, idiots...

You are just an unfortunate human being. Be blaming Fulani. The demon you all are praising will surprise you guys las las

My incoming governor. I like Soludo but I am beginning to hate APGA. They are party of deceivers. Deceiving the gullibles and the deplorables. We need a new shift.

I hope the Delta state government wont deny receiving the fund. Government in Nigeria are on the same level as comedian. Why didn't Delta state government announce the receipt of the fund? Now, the Accountant General has told the whole world that he has transferred money to Delta state government. I am sure the Delta state government wouldn't want to make public the receipt of the fund so that they are not questioned on its usage.

BKayy:
Are you sure you watched the video?
The people are hailing and praying for them while you are here misinforming people that the area is not safe.
Next time be specific. Just say that the area is not safe for the police and army. Then say that the people should hide when the army comes because once the army arrives, it won't be safe for the citizens

Keep deceiving yourselves. When the thing go be, na una go dey call police to come and help. Keep supporting chaos and disorder. It would surely come to your doorstep.

Ignorant people!

Ambassador.

I thought it was something that could be studied at school. I was always fascinated seeing one of my distance uncles that was Nigeria's High Commissioner to Belgium in the 80s. I can't remember the country but it was in EU.

H looked fabulous then and driven in a peageut 505 Evolution car whenever he was around during Christmas.

I hope government hands are not in all these issues. Honestly, I cant trust the current security apparatus of the current regime. From the look of thing, there is no limit they could go to blame everything on the banned IPOB.

I don't support IPOB or all these secessionist groups and I doubt there ability to carry out these attacks. See the one that happened in Awka, they came in two trucks and were doing their things for more than 2 hours without any challenge. I don't know what are the intention of the perpetrators of this dastardly act.

When these kind of thing continued unabated, Abacha told us that government hands must be on it. Either trying to achieve one objective or the other. IPOB has come out to say that they are not the ones behind all these attacks on police officers and their outposts. So, who are those behind these attacks?

Most insurgents around the world usually claims responsibility for attacks but in Nigeria, no group has ever claim responsibility for these frequent attacks on police stations. Our DSS, NSA, SSS and police should re-strategize and start gathering intelligence. For those cheering this dastardly acts, when it snowballs, nobody will escape. It would consume all of us. We should mind what we wish ourselves. Let our hatred for the regime not becloud our senses of reasoning. I, I am not in support of this government as it has failed us woefully but I get goose pimple on hearing these continuous attacks on police officers and their stations. These are signs of impending State failure, which will affect everybody.

The Syrians, Somalis and Afghanistan are praying day and night for peace to return in their countries. The peace they earlier took for granted and were supporting those against Asad regime and regime in their respective countries, burning down police stations and attacking State actors. Before you knew it, lawlessness sets in, resulting in full blown wars, that are still raging now. We have millions of unemployed youths and army of touts waiting in the wings to unleash mayhem, creating warlords that would control fiefdoms.

My brother, I fear who no fear for the future of this country.

All these secessionists agitators, dreaming of an utopian country in their imaginary dreams above me. Hold your respective governors to account and let them perform first before expecting a miracle to happen in your dream country.

"I","I","I","I","I" - I don't like people that places so much emphasis on themselves. " you don't chase records. Record chase you". I hear you sir.

Let's not rejoice at this insane act of targeting police stations and state actors. This is how full anarchy begins. Check statistics of failed states. Nigeria is a ticking time bomb and all men of goodwill must put hands on deck to prevent any unforeseen but bad consequences from happening.

Police may have their own stupidity but let's not be indifferent and support any form of attack on them. It would surely get to all of us. I get pissed off when I see some folks here cheering and being happy after each attack on police and their outposts. If police goes down, all of us goes down.

If anarchy is allowed to set in in this country, what's is happening in Somalia and Afghanistan will be a child's play and those ignorant people happy about the anarchy may not be spared. They will be begging for peace to return. This penchant for burning police station started after the Endsars incident.

There are large army of unemployed youths in this country and they look for any slightest opportunity to burn the country as they do not see any future in it. For them, they are already down and would want to bring many down with them.

Those in the East will tell you how far their lives have become. Everybody rushing home before 7pm, including those happy with the attacks. Insecurity creates panic and affects quality of life of everyone.

If this attack starts in Lagos, then the country is in for a disaster. Thousands of youths are idle and looking for opportunity to vent their anger on police and state's agents. As it is, government can't fight multiple battles at many front. But sadly, this government nepotism and its tendency has created room for disenchantment and disconnections among its citizen.

Nigerians have never being this dis united since 1966.

Two months is rather too short. How sure are you that you that she was ovulating when you both had sex?

What I did with my wife after our wedding was to have straight intercourse with her for 30 consecutive days without missing any day, every night and then early in the morning. I did it not to miss any of her fertile days within the month, which were not certain. . The result was evident by the second month when I looked at her one morning after waking up to prepare to go to work and she was still tired, laying on the bed, unlike her. I immediately knew it had entered.

We now use that event to joke now . I understand the pressure from the outside world but calm down so that anxiety doesn't set in, which affects sexual performance.

The greatest joy of any man is to give birth to his own and that shall be yours. Cheers!

I hope he wasn't on any substance. The father was known to be a substance taker before he died. Those on substance usually behaves erratically and are usually unstable. See how the car was cut to pieces. I don't know the joy people derive from over speeding in Nigeria of all places.

ItzNas:
Not entirely true. I just recently resigned from one of the iNGOs you listed here. I handled budgeting and we frequently worked as a consortium with the donors and I know for sure that very few top donors match what UN pays eg USAID, DfID. I have more than a few friends working with WFP and UNICEF in Maiduguri also.
You can get UN job on merit but knowing someone there makes you stand a better chance. You would still have to ace the tests and interviews but it greatly boosts your chance.
The points about getting in through the talent program and having to hold a Master's degree are also incorrect.

You didn't get me properly. I said getting there is usually competitive. I cant remember saying that the pay of all those NGOs are higher than that of UN. I merely listed other NGOs and INGOs one could apply to instead of waiting for UN. With experience in those NGOs, one could leverage on that and apply to UN. Note also that UN tries to balance nationalities in their staffing composition.

Masters degree gives an edge over others when it comes to INGOs and UN. That's the fact. But experience is the most sought after qualification. Bro, it would be difficult to enter through the global talent program without masters or proven cognate experience, which are mainly for recent graduates with exceptional results.

You don't get hired by UN easily except if you are lucky to enter through their global talent program which is very competitive. There are international agencies, working in the humanitarian sector in Nigeria, paying more than UN.

Deepen your skills in Data analysis, Monitoring and evaluation, Report writing and graphics, Water, sanitation and hygiene (WASH), Development and conflict management.

Masters degree is a must as it gives you an edge. The sector is fiercely competitive and you have to show strong competitive advantage over other candidates.

Search for job with the following organisations in Nigeria:
USAID
British Council
Danish refugee council; Norwegian refugee council
Plan international
Palladium
RTI
Ford foundation
Christian aid
Caritas
German development cooperation
European union and ECOWAS
Creative associates
Medicine san frontiers
INTERSOS
Save the children
Family Health International (FHI)
Association for Reproductive Health and Family (ARFH)
Clinton Health Foundation
World Bank
International Finance Corporation
Islamic Development Bank
International Federation of Red Cross and Red Crescent (IFRC)
Catholic Relief Service (CRS)
Panagora
Development Alternative Initiative (DAI)
Coffey
Society for Family Health (SFH)
MSI

There are many others that I can't remember again. You need to horn your skills with these organisation to make your path to UN easier.

Also note that not all these agencies pays more than UN, but they provide more easy route. UN agencies hardly recruit people without development and humanitarian experiences.

Don't underestimate the importance of being multilingual. Learn foreign languages like french and German. German development cooperation or medicine san frontiers will take someone fluent in German or French, as the the case may be than someone that is monolingual. That's why most francophone countries are more represented in international organisations than anglophone countries. Those from french speaking countries learns English as a second language while those from English speaking countries hardly learns french or any other language.

You have to also be good with the work of UN and it's agencies around the world. Agencies of UN include the following:
UNICEF
FAO
WFP
UNDP
UNESCO
International Organisation for Migration (IOM)
United Nations Organisation for Drugs and Crime
WHO

Getting into these agencies are not easy.

The despondency and loss of hope among the youth is legendary. The country is loosing her finest. Economic survival comes first before any other thing

Nobody should disturb the VP biko. The VP takes order from the presidency. He can't just go on official function without the presidency approval. Since his boss didn't attend and didn't want to send him,my guy just respected himself and kept quiet.

Bro, join Navy biko. Leave all these business wanna be owners and my freedom gang. Nigeria's business environment is un forgiven. I have seen well-planned businesses went under. I am a witness.

EgunMogaji2:
Thank you Sir.

I spent the day dismantling my spare Suzuki GSX600F, the engine is going into a Keke Marwa at some point in time.

Very neat workstation you got there, unlike what we normally see here with dirts, spilled black oil on the floor, scraps and waste everywhere.

Thumbs up. You are representing your exposure very well. Please, inculcate that neatness and orderliness in other artisans working for you.

Well done guys! KMPG, PWC, Deloitte, Ernst and Young, Accenture, Microsoft, Anderson, Access bank, Zenith bank, Eni Spa, AFDB etc are all waiting for you as they want them graduates to be less than 24, with first class.

I fear to have confrontation with people that handles work tools - farmers, butchers, mechanics, welders, carpenters, forknisers, plumbers, mason, iron benders and factory workers.

Some of them do have serious anger problem and using offensive weapons is always easy for them under slightest provocation.

kopell:
Hahaha, guys am one of those pillar gang. I choose to have 11 pillars in of mine house in designs stage, until I saw the bill that call mine pockets to order, even with that I reduce it to 5. I just love to see them same as high roofing on building designs especially the rounds ones. My dislike for flat roof, I don't think will even take it for free. Just like man choice of woman stay the way you are, you will fine who will love you the way you are. I'm sorry ladies, it a fact we deal with as men with different taste and choice .

Each to his own. I used to be a fan when I was still growing up in the East then. Anybody that built then with those front pillars were hailed and the building do look imposing then. But right now, my taste and perception has changed based on vast exposure and my understanding of what contemporary builds are made of.

Why Rivers state high court where judgement could be bought and sold. I was expecting to hear Federal high court. Wike is in control of judiciary in Rivers state.

I am not supporting the federal government but I don't trust that judgement. Moreover, States high court don't adjudicate on things relating to federal government. I stand to be corrected.

EgunMogaji2:
This is the current rage in Elebu

I tell you. Everybody is mounting this type in my area. I initially went for the usual checkered plate design but this has caught my attention and I have caught the bug, but still undecided.