₦airaland Forum

VintageCocktail:
You don't have to lie about where you are. Nobody sleeps sweating and wakeup sweating in Nigeria this season. Unless the northeast trade wind is blowing backward wherever the hell you are in.
Meanwhile,жзкевлору ьчаортатл вд лаоырчи шььа лтсшв. Thanks.

Coming from a cold place like Detroit, I hope you know some of us won't feel your beautiful harmattan cold.......

Since I got to Naija, almost all areas I have visited have had no light except my friend's place in Ogun state. But they still took it after a few hours.... Sleep sweating, wake up sweating

So what part of Nigeria is this OP, lemme come and stay abeg

engrrichie92:
you sound very sure?
you be hr manager?...lol

No but it's discrimination if they deny you employment because of a disease.

Maybe diseases that are airborne will cause you not to be employed.


Plus I remember it being said or/and written during medicals.... Been a while I did it

You can only get rejected if you fail the drug part, every other disease is documented in case of HMO and co.

So you've always dreamed of being an Electrical Engineer but was given other courses to study and you always turned it down. Now suddenly (because of a fictional series) fell for Medicine but again got a lesser course (in Nursing) but this time you're considering it compared to your original love......


I have just broken down your scenario for you...

You never loved taking the lesser course but suddenly it's now alright because of TV.

The choice is yours

PussyFucker2:
Nigerians celebrating because they got a new job ??
Meanwhile, here in America we're tired of working.

Buhari why ??

Which America Sometimes I think I am in the wrong America with the way people post on this NL

These are the people killing Nigeria, not the politicians we like to blame... Your bosses should be imprisoned

fammo:
Hello nairalanders, is it not funny and somewhat annoying how we can give good relationship advices to other people and we seem to be confused when faced with our own issues. Well I'm in that situation now and I need your help.

I am currently engaged to this lady and we have even done an introduction, we've been through the various phases of relationship together, the happy days, sad days, break up periods, make up times etc. I love her, but I'm having doubts as to whether I want to spend the rest of my life with her.

We are age mates but she looks older than I am already even before having kids. She has had to change her religion just to make the relationship work and I think I'm going through with these relationship out of pity for her sacrifices, I fear this pity would one day wear out and i'll start resenting her and myself. Should I be worried about these feelings or is it just the normal cold feets guys get before finally saying the "I Do". Pls help me out guys.

Will really appreciate if this can make front page, this is my first ever NL post.
Thanks!

So from your write up, your only resentment is the fact that she looks older than you..... Please break up and go pick a younger girl that will be in the stock market with lots of investors

fabulous16:
matured guys and respectable female pls need ur advice on maybe to give her a little chance or move on wif my dear life
there was this girl whom I love deeply it took me some months before I could get her den, I loved her and she does love me also we've been dating for 2yrs now bt her character now seems different from d person I knew b4 av taken her far to d extent dat av shown her to family and friends just to show her that am ready for her bt I discover her attitude has changed. b4 she is nt obsessed wif money bt now she does,imagine she don't even av a single pix of mine on her phone,do chat with her bt all her response now was only 'OK', ' yes' which is so boring whenever she is @fault she don't apologize instead she do want me to beg her though b4 I do dat just because I blv to say 'sorry' first does nt mean u're @fault bt u value d relationship BTW both of u bt I think dat has become her usual habit, now I think I shld correct dat if she would be someone am going to marry she did Something wrong recently and I tried to correct her since den she has nt been calling me and I don't call her also infact she has been tormenting my precious life bt don't use to worry coz I think wif patience with her she will come bk bt didn't see any changes. pls need ur opinions

You're not her boyfriend bro

swaggprofessor:
I never truly believed in love so I tried double dating so as to prevent ever giving my heart the opportunity to do so. It was going perfectly well for me cos I decided the pace of the relationship and there's nothing as lovely as having different ladies use their credit to call you every single day ( or so I thought). it was fun for me and when they get all attach and hoping that one day I might popped the question then I look for the slightest argument and am off and there's no coming back.


It seems all happy happy endings for me never having the inkling that my whole lahlahland will come crashing down in my face faster than a pack of cards falling under gravity.

It was on a Friday morning, my cousin brume who I haven't seen for 6yrs came to spend the holiday with us, I was showing her around when she drew my attention with a loud woowww like a child who just heard the sound of a thunder I turned swiftly towards the direction of her sight. When I saw a figure that could only be imagined never seen. My eyes located a radiating dark complexion lady with a waist not more than 28, hips close to 42, 5ft7, long dark hair, brown eyes and a Damn killing catwalk. For the first time in as long as I can remember. B4 I could regain myself my cousin had gone to her to have a chat her and she somehow stylishly introduced me to her and that was the timing I was looking for and I grasp it with both hands with sweet gists that she gladly asked us to walk her she told she just moved into the area and was glad to have us as friends.

Instanter, After the long walk me she gave me her number and showed me her house telling me she would me glad to have me visit her anytime. I went home feeling as a ghost gliding on air all thanks to my cous( though am still paying her for it till date).


Flashforward, 2months later we were like the best couple in the area with me been a poster of change most girls try to advertise to their unrepentant flirtitious boyfriends. All of a sudden I was embracing love with both hands. For the first time I could say I truly fell in love and for just those moment I felt loved(or so I thought). Having sex with her was an undescribeable fun.

On a Saturday afternoon, all kitted up in my man united jersey ready for the barclays weekend when her call came in. she told me she all alone and she needed company, I jumped instantly forgetting the club game for my personal away game armed with different brand of rain coat. I got to her house in 3mins which is my personal record of my walk to her house.

before I cud count 1-10 backwards it started raining inside her apartment so I bought out a variety of my raincoat instantly like a soldier in a bring back our girls mission after 2rounds of the race in her peak she said " it's the best sex ever,BB" I was dumbfounded cos I am BJ and my bestfriend is BB.I just got dressed and walked out.

Pls, I need your advice cos am going out of my mind ryt now. she gave 23miss calls this morning. What do I do cos I can't stand her presence now.

Hear her out, plot your revenge and execute it.... Don't let go of free stuff until you get a replacement

Now waiting for those who brought those fake pictures of trains in Mexico during GEJ's tenure to come and compare

How do we get there??

cc @imperiouxx

I hope the OP has her's big

shay101:
Hi everyone,

This is my predicament, have been dating this lady for almost two years now and anytime we want to have sex I usually don't have an erection. This is unlike me because usually I am very active when it comes to sex. Even when I watch a simple music videos I feel an erection in me. But anytime am about to make love to my fiancee, even if I had an erection it just goes down. Sometimes even when I succeed in having an erection it dies in the middle of the sex. We have never had a complete round of sex before. I thought something was wrong with me so I tried having sex with another lady and this didn't happen.

Please people I'm here because I need your help on what to do because am about to start marriage plans, but I don't want a marriage I will not enjoy or where I will be cheating outside. Please help me everyone including pastors in the house.

Thanks

Ask her about her spirit husband

Waiting for the sequel thread in 2 weeks time

From number 1 Economy in Africa to number 50. Buhari the conductor, where is my change ooo

esthersolomon00:
Hello Nlders,

I'm an ardent reader and follower of this great forum.
So,I had to create this acct for personal reasons.

To avoid lengthy episodes permit me to keep it simple by going straight to the point. Thanks

As a young lady who's in her early 20s I find it extremely difficult to love a guy not to talk about being in a relationship with one.

There is this guy who can't just help but to love me passionately. We've been together for 9yrs now but who would believe we had sex just once? YES! Just once after enough fighting and struggling.
Sometimes,I had to lock myself inside to weep cuz it's painful and it hurts! Why can't I have normal sex like any other lady out there?

I just detest having sex with a guy and it's as a result of this that I've lost most of my relationships. This stuff is making me sick cuz I want to enjoy sex with a man like any other lady.

THE MAJOR PROBLEM IS THAT AM "BIsexual" but a larger part of me hungers for same sex

And the ladies are not even helping matters cuz they also yearn for me every now and then.,
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I've tried hanging out with some cool guyz even to the extent of doing stuff with them YET! Nothing positive came out.

Presently,am dating a banker and believe me every other thing is perfectly in order EXCEPT the issue of sex.

Am worried cuz I know exactly what it means for someone you love so dearly to deny you of something.

I've prayed
I've also cried my eyes out
I've even gone for counselling @least to ameloriate this kind of lifestyle YET! Things are still the same.
Someone should pls tell me what else to do...

Lalasticlala

Early 20s, been with a guy for 9 years but you've still dated lots of guys.... Did you start dating when you were 5 years old nii?

Ladies - Professional conclusion jumpers

I thought one of GEJ's greatest faults was traveling too much..... People no dey complain anymore

MissAssy:
Lol, they're still around jst that i can't bring myself to stay around them even though i hv forgiven them.

It's not about staying around them or forgiving them.... It's about why were they so mean to you and do they still do it to other people's kids.....I wish sit down and ask them these questions.....

MissAssy:
There are some experiences you don't wanna keep to yourself. Mine is what i experienced when i lived with my aunt and her children who are all older than me in 2006.Am gonna make this story as short as possible.Am not much of a writer so please bear with me and share your experiences too.

It started when i went for a vacation at their house in aba. I was 11yrs then and that made it easy for them to brainwash me with fake love using bleach and iron sponge. Well one day like that, my aunt gave me nd my cousin some chores to do and left for market, after i finished mine my cousin tried to cajole me to do hers so i refused but when she tried to drag me inside to beat me or something, my eyes hit the key lock.i thought i ws going to go blind because blood started gushing out of my left eye as if that was not enough she asked me to lie on how i got the accident and that was during the period of my vacation,i thought that was an accident and that such thing wont happen again cos they asked me to live with them which i agreed meanwhile my mom disagreed cos she was maltreated by her aunt when she was little on the other hand my dad agreed cos that is his sister. As time went on,they showed me their true colour.i go to school only 3times in a week except when we have exams.i do all the hard work in the house and they're never satisfied, as an 11yr old girl i fetch water with 25liters of gallon i bet that's why all my siblings are taller than me ,i wake up around 5 every morning to wash the plates, fetch water meanwhile i fetch water every night and the most painful part is that she have sons that can fetch water and am always late for school and am always the last to pay school fees, everyone knows me in school then, most of the time i wont eat breakfast before going to school and i will stay hungry till 4 with nothing in my tummy.i cry myself to sleep every night and they don't care, i hardly smile or laugh when am with them.school is my escape route cos i have a best friend then who buys things like food for me then and help pay for my textbooks then cos am always the last to pay for everything.If i ask her to give me money for a textbook worth 150 she will say she doesn't have meanwhile she will bring money in bundles and count in my presence our school then is a mixed school so i gained alot from boys,at a time our sp stopped punishing me for coming late.Her daughter sends me out at night to buy things for her and if i refuse i will get a beating.whenever my mum or dad visits me, they start treating me well and calling me by my short name which us Muanya instead of Chimuanya they usually blurt out.whenever they cook a new soup i will b the one to eat the old one and by the time i finish it, the new one will b old.when i was in jss2, my lil sis who was around 6 then came for a holiday so one day it rained so hard,u know aba nau with bad road and everything After the rain my aunt asked me to go and buy pepper so i bought dry pepper which they usually use, when i came back she asked me to go and change it that she needs fresh pepper so i told her that we have fresh pepper and she asked me to bring it, when i brought it, it turns out that the pepper has decayed with maggot the next thing i knew she poured the on my face and i didn't even know what i did to deserve that.i thought my heart was going to break,i couldn't even cry but when i turned and saw my lil sis crying, i couldn't hold back my own tears with my heart aching after i washed off the pepper on my face she still asked me to go and change the pepper and it was already dark then.These are just half of the things they did to me and the only thing i regret till now is never running away cos i know they would have alot to answer to everyone if i did.

Lalasticlala please push this for me

I just have one question, where are these people now?

Identification marks? Was it the German flag?

Then their husbands will open threads like "Wife lied, was not a virgin... What should I do?"

It's first bank that should handle this, if they say the merchant refused to refund, then ask them for the proof of response from the merchant then contact Best Buy.... Plus did you call First Bank immediately this happened?

DYT I hope you're not in there ooo

apcpdpallscam:
2 mins is an overstatement actually and it's affecting our sexual relationship. It has diminished his ego and as For me, I don't ever wish to have it with him honestly, It is not only embarrassing but frustrating.

But i feel like surprising him on his birthday. So I'm wondering if there is anything i can add to his drink; drug, herbs without his knowledge to enable him last longer to his amazement and making him feel it's natural. Or is there an ointment/cream I can use to massage him. I need to spice our marriage sexually.

Ask him what is stressing/bothering him.... Men usually don't last long when we are stressed out.... Solve that, he doesn't need viagra

lookingbuoy:
I have a little problem and need some advice on it:

I've got a girl I like. We met at nysc and got along really good. Even today i still remember the first day i saw her. She studied psychology and even though I'm an engineer we could relate and talk a lot about her subject, as I read a lot and kinda have read much on psychology. After nysc we still kept in touch and continued to talk even though i never asked her out formally. Soon i got a job away from her. Our talking continued on phone.

While out of Nigeria on training, I met another lady. She's just as pretty as the other one, but has a great job and is a confident woman. The other girl is still searching for a job; and her psychology degree is no help. I have a great job myself and i earn seven digits in naira per month. The new girl also works with an oil form and earns very well. We have got along these past few months and I really have fun talking to her and hanging out.

I have always wanted an independent woman as a wife, a woman who can stand by herself and who has prospects for a huge career. I'm career-minded myself. But now, I'm really confused who to plan my life with and settle down with as a partner: this independent lady who I believe I like or the other unemployed lady who I seem to have a more relaxed, longer friendship with.

Note: I've not asked any of them out formally. Please help.

Question answered

safarigirl:
First off, I want all Nigerians to forget about qualifying for AFCON 2017, it won't happen with this rift.

Oliseh was wrong on all counts in this rift. The last player you should ever attack is the pillar of the team, the head capo, ask Didier Deschamps what Anelka did to him. Why pick on Enyeama? Enyeama has loyalists in that team that can and will rebel against Oliseh until he loses that job and they prove he was never meant to be a coach. Oliseh is displaying an arrogance he hasn't earned considering he's won nothing of note as SE coach.

And making Musa captain? Who will take orders from Musa? Is it Mikel, Emenike or the ousted Enyeama? Does Musa look like a leader? Apart from his scrawny nature, how old is he? Someone who can't even speak up when he's wronged, how will he speak on behalf of his team mates?

The only place Oliseh's myopic decisions will take he and that team is down. I just want him out ASAP cuz he's apparently not The Chosen One to bring sanity to our football.

Quick to pick sides, quick to judge

Etetejake:
I luv her with the whole of my heart, yet I never take a time to trust her for once. But now she can't take it anymore and have calles it a quit.

We started like bxtfrnds and ended up as lovers. she is my everything, my inspiration, the only thing that matters to me. I truly luv her with the whole of my heart.
The trust issue started at the beginning of the relationship when she came to work and I noticed she was acting strange. I went to her bag and saw the cloth she wore to work the day before. She denied my suspection, but later told me the truth when she finally and totally fall for me. She told me she went to her ex place but the guy didn't sleep with her.
yesterday evening, she told me she was going to church. But bkx since Monday she has been behaving strange, like not calling me, I was the one doing the calling, and also the last time I told her I luv her she didn't reply, I thought maybe she has find another person ans that was the rwason I didn't blv she was truly going to church. Throughout yeaster night I didn't call her until 7:04 this morning. She told me she was on her way to work, I didn't blv bkx I wasn't hearing any background noise. I told her I kno she slept out and she didn't reply until she got to the work place. She called me out to a private place and called it a quit. That she can't stay in a relationship where there is no trust.
I don't know how to apologize this time bkx the first time this same thing happened it wasn't easy to get her back. I had to apologize like three days, that is if she even pick my call, b4 she took me back. I wrote countless messages but it didn't get into her heart. I had to ask her out in the pretense that it wasn't anything relating to her coming back to me. Just a normal get together with a friend. Wen she came, I did the unexpected and she took me back. I doubt if it will work this time. The reason am asking for help.
pls I need your help. Ladies pls tell me what to do that will unfailingly bring her back to me. And guys pls what do I say or do to bring her back. Your advice is needed urgently pls.

I like boyfriends like you, willing to share your girlfriend and still beg on top of it

imperiouxx:
Hello sir. What's good with you? Yes o, It won't be nice if I hooked in Puerto Rico.

pm me with your facebook link or I pm you.

Lol, sent you a pm and an invite on fb

imperiouxx:
From any responsible person/student who has done this before, how long it takes to collect a renewed Nigerian passport in the U.S after submitting an application. The Nigerian consulate customer line seems not working.

Thanks!

Please answer for 2 because me sef dey the same boat

These init people sef