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Sofistcatdmoron:
We are still living in the Glory of many years past
No new developments

Sometimes it seems as if military did better.

If civilian government inter to do this project, project like this and third mainland bridge would have been abandon project.

Heathrow44:
Well that she said the truth is a ploy to get pity and sympathy from u and in d process u lose control and get emotional and leave ur sense of judgement for pity! If she was really forth coming with d truth she wouldav said it to u long before u both started getting serious, she has seen ur weakness and made sure that u loved her to a fault b4 bringing out her olosho past! Mr. Man do urslf a favour and dump that girl and get urslf a good woman u like that isn't married, save urslf all d drama of single mothers, this girl is trying to press ur mumu button and she's trying to play smart but she has fish brains and u should tell her and show her that, u re too young to get into a Ist marriage with this nuisance, ur kids deserve to grow up in their own homes without having to fight with step sons and daughters, save ur kids drama, don't let love kill u and turn u into a shadow of urslf! This woman don't love u, she's using u to take care of herself and kids monetarily! Av u ever asked urslf y the two men that she had this kids with y they are not taking care of her?? Or y she hasnt gone to dem? Mr. Man Ubunja has talked about this many times of how women use men to meet their financial needs when they need sex they go 4 d bad boys, she was promiscious during her young age given her best self to those two men and all of a sudden wants to sell her rotten body to u, she should stay on her own after all there re many self made independent single mothers like her all over d world, her's isnt any different! Don't fall 4 this cheap scam done by Nigerian girls and their counterparts in Europe and north America, she's trying to scam u and make u feel pity for her, if u want t knw how she really feels abt u, tell her u aren't marrying her again, watch her closely and u will see all of a sudden she would continue her olosho business and get another guy to marry her and this tym she wont make d mistake of telling the man she's a single mom! Don't fall for that lie that she's a good woman that's y she told u the truth, that's what she hoped to achieve by telling u d truth, to see her as pure and mean well for u whereas she's just a cold blooded psychological manipulator, she's psychologically manipulating u and this time with Sex and Self pity and sympathy, ! Don't fall in love with her caring or any nonsense she's doing, she has done it b4 with those other men, so she's already a pro in those areas, u can't compete with single moms that has tasted dicks all over cos they've been there, they've done that, she should take care of the kids she born, after all nobody forced her to open her legs and not to use condom if she wasn't ready to be a mom!

Despite UBUNJA lesson , women still dey use his head.

ikezuora4689:
Why pay when I can stream for free with the link provided by correct nairalander or better still watch am for Papa tomiwa game house with #100...you know how many #100 you go see inside 2900... money wey you go pay finish you go use am watch three or four match e go expire.....just like my gotv this people are just ripping us...why can't they make their recorder to be you pay what you watch...or once you on the decorder it will start reading...I subcribe my gotv with 3400 every month and I only watch it on Sundays....I think federal government should should check mate this people

Don't you know that this government is the most useless. You expect them to coming in pay as you view as DSTV/GOTv are reaping is and prepaid meter but no result. They will soon finish their remaining three years.
Most people in my area have started using ordinary antenna and l was surprised some local antenna got many free stations including channelsTv.

Nawa o. If something could be burning naturally since 18th century and that was when it was discovered.
It means it is not difficult for God to created hell that will burn for eternity

dario078:
Even China's president's daughter is studying in the US. The US should ban Chinese students from studying aeronautical engineering, software engineering, automobile engineering, biotechnology, etc.

Those students are sponsored by China's surveillance state to acquire American know how, science and technology.

I respect Chinese.

I remembered when l went for training. Most countries on attendance sent two representatives, Chinese sent sixteen and an interpreter.

During the training class especially control learning, they will bring out their camera and start snapping sensitive information/chips on electronics boards.
I fear those guys oo. They might overtake US in future

Is he the one that built the airport? BARAO. Someone that supposed to be in jail for how he and his family milked the state before handing over to opposition part.
They should name Daura village after him

If you have that useless potential, quickly explain to your boyfriend. It is better to quickly quite the relationship than to truncate his life.

Parent train their son up to thirty and for him to go into relationship with you within two years after hard labour by parent, you start crying and kill him. My prayer is that non of is shall weep over our children.

Look for your counsellor, senators and governor. Look for any project they said they have competed and they have not when you inspected. Start crying there.

Issac Success is the real Malian. The guy was busy fu*king prostitute in England. There was a time he was caught doing party. That guy bad gan

May Allah forgive his shortcomings o.

I remember when pensioners went to meet him, he said people that are alive have not collect salary these ones are requesting for money'.

In fact l did not know Lautech will be back to normal after so many months on strike. Not sure if the Lautech teaching hospital built by Akala in Ogbomosho is equipped despite Ajimobi been a governor for 8 years.

It is so sad both rich and poor can not travel out again for medical treatment.

Please let try as much as possible to develop this country. May Allah grant him eternal rest

....................... and the worst is that the loan the present administration have collected is not a joke. when they list project they want to use the loan for, you will see lagos-ibadan road on the list. At least l remember sukuk bond

http://saharareporters.com/2019/12/27/buhari-needs-30bn-loan-lagos-ibadan-expressway-other-projects

https://www.thecable.ng/why-is-buhari-borrowing-22-6bn-to-complete-projects-less-than-half-that-sum-will-fund-from-start-to-finish

https://www.premiumtimesng.com/business/380475-fg-to-fund-highway-projects-with-sukuk-bonds.html

Young descent and innocent guys outside should be careful because a lot of beast among men have useless the innocent lady.

Just imagine. This guy has used the best part of the lady's womb. After (SEVERAL ABORTION).

At the end she will dump her and innocent man will pick her up for marriage. After marriage, they start looking for fruit of womb, punishing innocent husband.

I know someone that is looking for a fruit of womb for the past 6years and the man knew two years ago she had done abortion twice when she was in university.

Ladies use your brain. A lot of men outside are beast. Be very careful.


My guy stop excuse, use condom you no gree. Go and do the needful.

Richardonald:
5 guys eeh!!! some ladies life don finish. different prick per every Sunday, after they will say no husband to marry them, when they have f..ck their future husband away.

That one fear you. When she marry, she may start looking for fruit of womb for years. And want her husband to suffer for unknown sin. Attending prayer program by fire by force

You are funny Walahi.

Cohabiting in 2020.

If it is the same sex. It is better

Opposite set .

Pls answer this question.

If she dies in your apartment after two weeks of staying, what will you tell her parent (you have not pay her dowry), police and a Judge?

Thank you Gov. Makinde. Prayers my parent prayed for you will be answered.

This guy is really trying oo. I was surprised when my dad said this guy is like Awolowo, having love for pensioners

hmm


l can see reasons why some men can not live long. Just continue, your eyes will clear.

to rebuke your mum abi, continue.


This issue of allowing girlfriend to stay with you, l don't understand. if the lady die, her parent will not take it easy with you.

Adeyinka12:
Close boarder you insist, Lock down you said No.

See what you are causing now.

I beg, go and sit down.

States that shut border in southwest, what is the outcome?

The guy has really tried to manage the crisis since March and we are in may. Most cases, Oyo state discovered 4 or 5 before in a day.

Oyo state share boundary with Ogun, Kwara, Osun and most lagosian find their way. There is no way you want to travel to North without passing Oyo state.

What Makinde said was that if he observes a particular town has high figure, he can close it. You can not completely shut down Oyo state, the level of poverty is high. If you try and lockup, criminals will not allow residence to sleep.

Makinde should do what he promised, lockdown Ibadan, and allow oke-ogun. Close Oyo and allow Ogbomosho. You can not lock remote areas where farmers are farming because by August when planting season is over, hungervirus will kill many.

joey150:
Well, since nobody will mention it, thanks to the brains behind the science that made your surrogacy possible and the surrogate lady too.

Maybe your story will inspire other couples facing a similar situation to explore this possibility too.

And of course, thanks to God, the giver of all wisdom and knowledge.

Congratulations Madam!

Nigerian needs to start exploring surrogacy.

My dad told me when l was young that


"when you share responsibility with a woman, you must be prepare to share power at home"

sincerely, Lagos is one of the tough place to live on earth when you loose your job.

if your wife/husband can not bear the burden, the best is to separate (not divorce) to avoid domestic violence

we have to be grateful to Catholic church.

so they have almost half a million hospital in Nigeria.

I don't think federal government have up to half of that number.

Dreyton36:
PART 5
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A psychologist once said : the easiest way to avoid temptation is to fall for it

Continuation
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She slept off , I never fit smoke since because I no want make she know say I they smoke because when we dey discuss as some guys dey smoke tobacco she say she hate smokes with everything
Me I just clear her say me sef hate smokers oo , say na because say I they with her sef naim make me they drink that much if not na 1 bottle I they normally take once in a while sef
Bloody drunkard like me
That's Lagos, if you don't lie , you'll be lied to __ask 2face

Time was almost 11pm and she just they hold me join body continuously and my bulala just stand kakaraka
I they get different thoughts for mind , one mind say make I enter her , one mind say what if she they pretend just to know how kind I can be
I no want anything wey go ruin my friendship with her , I just lay her well and cover her to sleep

I went downstairs , I just beg the security say where i fit see cigar , them direct me to smoking session
I just smoke tiny Tobacco instead
But my Dickson still stand cuz I just they imagine her sexiness chai conji ooo

I come return to the room , as I come she don roll over the towel wey she tie , come open legs for the cool ac chai see temptation ooo

I near her , kiss her forehead she no shake , she sleep , I cover her legs cover well again with blanket she just maintain

I come lye beside her , she put her hands around me , no yawa I dey feel d vibe , but I be the type wey they quick zero my mind
I don decide say no matter the conji i no go bleep her

Before you know me sef sleep off , Heineken don they work
I wake up 3;55am my normal alarm in case I wan go work in the morning , she still dey sleep , I quickly go brush teeth
Remember I smoked last night
And i always get Tom Tom for my pocket , so I lick one

She finally woke up by 6am , see wahala she just come they look me

Her: what happened last night

Me: nothing u were dizzy so we came to Lodge instead and you made the booking yourself

Her: that's not what I mean , I'm saying why am I naked ?


I don know where she they drive to

Me; naah kick that off your mind , nothing happened between us , if I did I'm sure you must've felt it

Her : hmmm are u sure Mr handsome

Me: honestly miss gorgeous

She go shower my mind just calm , them serve us our breakfast , after eating , by 9am we leave the place

She come drive in high speed , with an open roof , motor pass motor pool
Lambo engine no be beans , the speakers na die
She just throway one lil wayne song , titled HOW TO LOVE
life sweet if money they

I ask her where we they go cuz the direction no lead to my house
She say she don know my house make me come know her own
Them no born me make i argue. , But e dey Pai me say i no sabi drive , make Lagos hear my story that day
Cuz i always get one dream say one day I go get flashy ride , open roof and I go play one particular song of 2pac
I DON forget the title but here's the chorus

"I won't deny it amma straight ridah , ain't nobody Bleep with me , got the police looking for me, but they can't do nothing to a G chai Lord when

We reach her house for Osbourne estate , funke akindele dey also stay for. The estate

She lives alone , come see different awards for her parlour chai
Ain't nothing like oil money o

But my mind they tell me say make I woo her and Express my feelings , and one mind say what if I Express my feelings and she come see am like insult �
She fit just like me naturally but not to the extend of dating her
I send my guy SMS to gist am about my yesterday, he just they vez for me say why I no bleep her Calabar guys and pussy , 5&6

Continuation coming not too long , just few minutes time , stay tuned

You be wizard in writing. l have to check at 10:26pm again. Thumbs up bro

Dreyton36:
Part 3
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Day break everywhere burst I come they wait for call
10am no call no Tex , my mind they beat
One mind say make I can her maybe she don forget , but liver they fail me and I no want make e be like say I don too they fly
I waited patiently and smoked some more white london and drink some squadron

I no go lie I sleep off , squadron no be beans at all

I woke up 11am again my mind just they fir the girl matter
Me I just rush to use toilet sharply , before I return I don see two missed calls , yekpa wahala ti de oo

I called back she no pick , I called the second time she no pick wahala

Like 20mins time she called back again, I no even let her talk finish I start to apologise say make she no vex say I quickly go iron my shirt for the other room and I no hear say phone ring , meanwhile i go shit
She said she's fine and she isn't angry , she asked for my location I told her Maryland , then i they live for mende , arojobe estate for those who Sabi that area that year

She come tell me say if she reach Maryland roundabout she go call me , she go stop for mr Biggs , that year Mr Biggs na big man spot unlike today

Mehn I go quickly buy perfume oo , i spray every angle
Road was free cuz na weekend, i only know her to be riding a range Rover
About 45-50 mins time she called me , my mind wan even fly commot o poor man na poor man

Me sef never commot for inside estate sef , but no yawa because bike they everywhere
I come call that my guy co worker and tell an everything
The guy na born and gifted womanizer
He say make i direct the babe come my street make I use her pose small make boys for street shock , chai I quickly grab
I come give her direction make she ask of mende , she say she know mende that's it's a popular area
I just sit jeje for outside my house In full swag , I don lick Tom tom tire
I no too they relate with boys for street because I like quiet life and privacy , i no like all those toutish shouts

She followed my direction which I gave her and she came to the front of my house
Alaye wetin I go See no be range Rover again ooo
But confirm red Lamborghini, chai that motor na motor , I just see the + sign Chevrolet my mind wan fly commot
I come remember that song of African China and faze , if you love somebody
Everybody for streeet they wonder who she be , and who she find come
I just wave her she just step down and gave me a light handshake , e pain me small Sha I be want make she feel my perfume , guys just surprise oo
I they stay for single room then , but everywhere neat and tight ,
She came into my room, I get AC join am old school ac
I ask her wetin I go offer her she say just water , for my mind okpe oooo
I rush go downstairs meet my neighbor , I borrow glass take serve her water cuz na plate I take they drink my own
Like 30mins time she come say , i thought we wanted to go out , i say yeah anything that'll make her happy , I'm all in

Alaye we reach outside, you know guys code na , them believe say I don go bleep her , but them no born me we'll make I try am
She gave me keys oo , say make i drive , ah me ke, I just tell am truth say i no Sabi lol, she laugh , mehn her smile is everything
We drove out of mende, she come ask me where I know wey we fit go for mainland that she wan really enjoy herself

I no go lie , that time na peckas I know and Royale , base on olosho when yiu hear opebi Allen , na olosho industry be that , but I didn't want her to suspect that I'm a male branded olosho

I tell her say make we go island instead , say I no too they go out for mainland
Yawa don gas be that
After I talk am fine ehn , i come remember say island clubs too expensive ooo, I die today

I come suggest club 45, she say the name sound wack, I say what about dolphin estate for ikoyi say one club they there and he make sense , she no gree ooo
I suggest there because I know the owner, i fit owe the man gbese in case I pass my boundary

I didnt want anything that'll make me loose her as a friend at all
She suggested Eko hotel , my mind just do (gbum)
I say ok that's nice , but for my mind I don enter am today oooo , who I go call ooo, all my friends broke die

We reach Eko hotel , God forbid money must be made , if you see hotel ehn , to become rich sharply come they hungry me , their car parking lot na confirm
Security tight gan
We park well and went inside
I come they use my brain they calculate, although I no know how expensive their things be ooo
So as a sharp guy i come use brain Sha
The waiter come our side, the waiter sef fresh pass me
But me sef na handsome dude, and when I speak you go think say I be American because of too much 2pac wey i they listen to

She just tell the waiter say make he bring any good Italian red wine for her , my mind wan fly
She come order for peppered snail , I just they look like odoyo

I order for Heineken jeje , I no Sabi form laye , I no try am order for any protein but the thing hungry me to eat Sha

As them bring everything, chai come see how them take bring the things in a grand style , na there i know say I don die, how they go bring ordinary snail with pushing tray and sounds

When I drink my beer reach half , I tell her say i wanna use the gents ,. Na lie ooo
I wan go use style confirm the price , when I reach the gents I come see one guy man , base on guy to guy stuff I open up for am ooo , I no know say me and the guy they the same shoe at that moment

Me: welcome Bros , abeg I wan ask you something make you no vex for me
Guy: no wahala, wetin be that ?

Me: abeg you know the prices of their things here? You be regular customer?

Guy ; he say noooo na wetin make me come here sef whether i go see person wey i go ask , I no want ask for the waiter side make my babe no code

Me: even me sef that's why I they worry oo

Guy: I come with my babe and two of her friends, them don take wine tire up to 2 bottles each , and eat snail up to 3 sticks each

Me: my own babe na just she alone I carry come oo, and she just take one bottle of whine and a stick of snail but the way them bring the snail in a grand style naim they fear me

Guy: taps me in the shoulder , exactly Bros, me sef wonder why them go serve ordinary snail with siren oo
And I no too owe

Luckily one of their staff just came around our direction
We rushed him together and questioned him,
STORY CONTINUES LATER, DROP UR COMMENTS TO ENCOURAGE ME AT LEAST , GINGER THEY BOY E NO EASY TO TYPE

you are gifted my guy. see as you dey write and l dey read as if l am jobless. Lockdown na bastard.
At any rate continue.

Marriage is not

She cough, l will divorce her or
She sneeze, l will divorce her.

Divorce should be the last stage.

What you need now is SEPARATION.

If you are financial okay, go and rent another apartment and give yourself space for sometime. She will get sense, and observe things for years.

akinjojo1234:
Things will never be the same after this pandemic. We need to brace up.

We had series of senior management meetings today in my office where we were discussing restructuring (definitely there will be layoffs). The junior staff are still home as we told them we will let them know when it's decided to resume. Sadly that's the situation lots of companies face today. I am not happy letting workers go but sometimes you need to take tough decisions for the survival of the company

soo sad.
Do you know numbers of employee that have received their letter as we speak. Not everybody can start typing on Nairaland.

Gbenga Adeboye. i remembered when he died in 2003.

laosy:
Na our way jare, it's not a surprise. Don't be shocked when Rohr reveals he shared his salary with 35 others after he's relieved of his job...shame,shame,shame!!!

if it is developed world, EFCC will look into that but our EFCC is just

Thank God for lockdown. some families were neighbors before. See how much you have wasted on side-chick. Hope you are not working with Access bank sha, you can here about 75%.

A lot of brain is waking up now. Wake your wife up at the middle of the night and apologize to her.

l know you must be in your late forty, talk to children and let them know you need their prayer.

l am happy you realise your mistake while alive not in the grave.

where to board vehicle from ibadan to lagos? i checked iwo road motor park, no bus. Any info pls

[quote author=EzzyCarter post=88961949]For the sake of all Nigerians, I sincerely hope another plague isn't about to emerge from Kano [/quote
]it is Coronavirus. an average Aboki will not bath because of bad weather. They will use self medication not knowing it is Coronavirus. when you see where they are burying people . no nose mask.

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Government should look into Nairaland and op account. Some people needs to go to jail.
Nigeria is too volatile for somebody like MURIC to promote religious problem and hate speech.
Online forum is advised to desist from such.



cc Minister of information and Culture
cc Nigeria communication Commission
cc The Independent National Commission for the Prohibition of Hate Speeches Bill

Go and beg Lamido Sanusi and thank me later

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Engineer.

The guy is very intelligent. He said some state apart from Ogun and Lagos doesn't need TOTAL LOCKDOWN. He said if he monitors the trend, he can lock down a whole state capital and allow other town in the state to continue with their farming/activities.

He said he can lockdown a local government.

Oyo state only impose 7pm to 6am. Now Oyo was 4th on the chart initially, now they are 10th. Thumbs us Makinde. Most state have turn lockdown to Aso ebi