kernel001:



If you're looking for means to invest your money, simply own, a small Cucumber farm, with less than 200k, you stand to make over 30-40k every four days.

I didn't ask you to borrow me. Make independent inquiry online, before reaching out to me.

I have over 10 acres of Cassava. But I'm starting Cucumber January.

30k every 4 days, are you talking of Lagos as the target market or anywhere in Nigeria?

3rdavefarms:
Fresh offer .. please who can borrow my farm 2 Million naira cash to buy feed and I will payback by Jan 2019

Or where I can I get my own bailout funds from without collateral

Are you serious about this?
Is your farm poultry or fishery?
Will you pay back with interest?

Jombom:


APC is not the scam it is this foolish n senselessly hopeless Igbo man that is unable to keep to his promise that is the fool. Igbos n lies Na 5 & 6.

Let's not forget that Buhari is the Minister for Petroleum, I take your mama beg you.

Ventura1:
Another promise failed.

Dude God bless you for this pic.
This is the best representation of trader moni. Another good one from asukwo.

Firefire:



So you know better than the Professor of Economics who agreed to the idea?


The question from Bismarck is: How do Atiku intend to do that? Is it through the “chronic capitalism” l ike we have in Russia & Nigeria where the likes of Bola Tinubu owned Power distribution plants? Or “It becomes rather than government owned, it becomes Nigerian privately-owned, and part of it you want to internationalise like what Saudi Arabia is doing”?

Simple and logical question.


Think!

The man was saying "crony capitalism" but the reporter and the editor are too, ehm, dumb to know that

Ola

Web developer( html, css n Ruby RoR)

virgoquin:
Hello,

l need inputs about OOP, the basic principles and the pros and cons

type "object oriented programming Lynda" into Google.

sarrki:
Seriously I have stopped arguing with online ranters

Online voting is different from normal voting

Those beating there chest now never voted him in 2015

If Gej that was supported that is there son wasn’t spared by Buhari tsunami

How much more adopted son like Atiku

You BMCs talk as though your brains and internet connection were given to you after 2015. Buhari's campaign benefitted massively from social media. The wind of change was everywhere, and then here we are 3 years down the line,his administration a disaster and you lots having to berate those using that same media to air their opinions.

We thought we voted for a CHANGE, now it's clear it's another form of retrogression covered in arrogance

Nounitesportal:


NOUN Requirement For Change Of Study Centre, Statement Of Result, Academic Transcript, Change Of Program e.t.c

Hi,thank you for the good work you're doing on here.
Do you have an idea of how long it takes for change of Study centre to reflect on one's portal? I applied about four weeks ago but no change yet, I'm worried about it affecting my exams(e-exam).

NOUNPortal:
2018_2 NOUN EXAM PREPARATION TOOLKIT

> DOWNLOAD EXAM TIME TABLE

> DOWNLOAD EXAM PAST QUESTIONS +285 ADDED

> DOWNLOAD COURSE MATERIALS

> VISIT WWW.NOUONLINE.NET FOR MORE INFO

Hi, you only post past questions for 300 and 400 level?

MediahelmNGR:
The Archbishop of Kampala , Cyprian Kizito Lwanga , has suggested that the government of Uganda deduct tithe from workers ’ salaries .
Speaking during a mass, the Catholic Archbishop said many Christians don’t tithe and this affects church projects, reports Citizen Kenya .
“Whenever we ask for tithe , everyone gives only what they have at that time . But the Bible says a tenth of whatever you earn belongs to the church ,” said Archbishop Lwanga .
“ Give me your support as I front this proposal because it is good for us . Aren ’t you tired of putting money in the baskets all the time ?”

Archbishop Lwanga said he wanted Uganda to go the German route , where Germans , who are registered as Catholics , Protestants or Jews have a church tax ( Kirchensteuer ) of 8- 9 per cent deducted from their annual income .

“I was told Germans made agreements with their government to deduct monthly tithe from their salaries and forward it to the church and this money they use to build and renovate their churches ,” he added .
https://www.mediahelm.com.ng/2018/10/government-should-deduct-tithes-from.html

For example, a single person earning €50,000 may pay an average income-tax of 20%, thus €10,000. The church tax is then an additional 8% (or 9%) of that €10,000 (€800 or €900) for a total of €10,800 or €10,900 in taxes From Wiki.

It is called church tax and NOT TITHE! 8-9% of your income tax and not 10% of your annual income. Someone is about to mislead people.

haywire07:
She ought to be arrested

this is defacement and vandalism which is punishable by law.

We will not celebrate miscreants and a potential hoodlum, all in the name of politics

We will not celebrate hasty assumptions inthe name of 'politics' too. You don't know whether the wall is a public structure, or she got permission from the owner of the private structure, or maybe it's her father's goddamn wall

Wiseandtrue:

Femi Adeshina now talks like an educated illiterate!

Them no dey retrieve certificate wey dey with the military

Even ordinary N-power applicants are not employed if they cannot tender their NYSC certificate not to talk of the main the main

Shuooooo

Why must these people continue to insult our collective intelligence simple because we asked to show us Buhari's certificate

Calling 200million idle for asking the right question The idleness is on them!

The mission at hand is to jointly send Buhari back to wherever he came from! Be it Sudan or Daura!

Hi there, do you know the lady carrying the letter R card in the picture you added?

Kazrem:

He can start. The second semester only means that, that is the second semester in 2018

Hi Kazrem, I finally have access to CEAGS portal but the courses available to me are courses I registered and passed in my 100 level first semester. I registered GST 203 this semester but is not available to me. Do we need to redo the passed courses?

The good thing about this episode is that Fashola has now joined the league of ex-governors who will not get to become President again...he had so much potential, too bad.

SarkinYarki:
It's called personal income tax Akin!!!!! Get that into your head please ..The fact that you are running a one man show at Nairabet and paying yourself outrageous
Reckless salary doesnt mean other business owners are doing so ..Atikus value is in holdings and goodwill and not as liquid as you that runs a a small operation with heavy turnover that allows you to pay yiurself heavy salary ..No wonder Nairabet despite being the pioneer lost 90 percent of its market to Bet9ja which runs a leaner more realistic overhead operations .

It's unfortunate that someone running for a lawmaking office can't difrerentiate between the taxes or was too cocky to get professional advice in setting up his business structure to reduce his tax liability. The worst of us rule the rest of us...

NdiaraIGBO:


Ok no vex I apologise......we only have 2 choices and I am so adamant that Buhari is the least worst of the 2 candidates. We yorubas must learn to identify where our interstate lies. The ibo just want Obi in the presidency just to feel emotionally better. Atiku can not do anything for anybody.

Well, Omoluabis must also accept apologies, no hard feelings.

I supported Buhari in 2015, I'm not sure now. May the best man win...

NdiaraIGBO:


Oloriburuku shut up there. Abi omo ale ni iyanlaya e ni?

Followin awon omo Igbo. Atikulated ko Obituarinated ni.

Where is Atiku mentioned in that post? Can't I have opposing views from you? Is your whole existence so wrapped up in seeing Buhari win that all other views sound "atikulate" to you

This is the last response you'll get, and by the way, you might want to do a DNA test if you're unsure of who your daddy is instead of calling others bastard. Good bye, or not.

Olohunjedalo:

They’re probably waiting for registration to close before they do it once and for all
Remember registration of carryover is still on

I tire for those guys. Always messing with the portal.

Ijeshaooduaman:

Shut dat dirty crap you call mouth. Where is the competence? Atiku/Obi? You think we don't know why you ibos are supporting atiku? And you call others tribalist?
Ibos and hypocrisy

Next time you're in Ibadan, drive 75km towards Iseyin and gimme a call, let me feed you with some proper yam flour that comes with sense . Anyone who disagrees with APC's tribal politics is now Ibo on here, smh... You need to take some time off NL bro.

BTW, my post never mentioned Atiku/Obi, it was about how low Fashola has become this days. If he had anything tangible to show for the past 3 years plus as minister, he won't have to stoop so low. He did not have to tell Lagosians in 2011 to vote for him because of his tribe or local government, his achievements were enough. Get that into your thick tribalistic skull

RockHard:


Well, thank goodness your opinion doesn't represent the majority of Yoruba people. You are free to 'Atikulate' or 'Obituarate', while the larger Yoruba family will return PMB/PYO for a second term.

Your opinion doesn't represent the majority of Yoruba people too, tribalistic lots. Answer his question about how Obasanjo's term specially benefitted the people of Owu not to talk of the entire SW.
Pseudo-intellectuals elevating tribe over competence

MrOfficer:


Those that registered after October 1 can't access the site for now cos their particulars have not been loaded into the site

That is actually unfortunate. It's been 25 days since October 1st, how long will it take to pull up a database and pour it in an unnecessary portal they invented

englishmart:
Stop lying you donated anything.
you took the girls there, got the clothes for them from some mechanics there, paid them like 1k, took pictures with them to post online and seek some rubbish attention. How can you run into three teenage mechanics in the same zone, at the same time. ?

I think he's going to contest for election very soon. Seeing how he mentioned "..my constituency". When you see them donating jamb forms and sponsoring football matches, they want your pvc

Anthonyo15:
NOTICE ON MISSING RESULTS

Which study centre is that?

izzou:


Nice calculations from Atiku

From what I'm seeing, the North Central will decide Nigeria's next president

I'm a big fan of Adeshina, but I hope he gets his Agricultural ministry back

Let the games begin

Adeshina has a bigger responsility now as the head of the African Development Bank. AfDB will be a good tool both for national development and as a foreign policy tool in the hands of people wey sabi. Unfortunately that is not the current government and the jury is still out on Atiku/Peter...

Is Peter friends with Paul Ryan?

GrammarNazi1:

Lol. Ass kee you dere.

kill ... there

Johnrake69:
Na wa ooo. The evils of capitalism. It finds it's way to your politics (without #22M you can't buy form), Religion (You go to hell if you don't pay tithe), Family system (Your wife will fall out of love with you when you fall out of cash). If we continue on this part humanity is doomed.

Don't tell me you're a communist

Pamtoye:
So china z only Nigerias elder broda not fada... Nd dey r gradually becoming d greatest threat to d US @ only 69...D US dat z more dan 220 yrs.... While mh dearly beloved giant z only just gradually becoming a threat 2 midget Ghana nd Kenya.... Nd Mr lifeless z sending measly congrats 2 som1 dat has a great vision 4 his country instead of sitting down and thinking deeply on how go get diz nation out of d shit hole it currently z...... I SMH 4 diz country.... By 69....we will still be where we were 69 yrs ago...when d white men left...... It's tym 4 a positive change in Nigeria......


..... Dont get me wrong here..... M a staunch believer in d cliché # Nigeria will be great again #nd a solicitor 4 socialism.... It got china 2 whr dey are 2day!......


God bless d federal Republic of Nigeria... Nd also api independence 2 socialist peoples Republic of Great China!!!! �

Socialism did not get China to where it is today. China of today started with Deng Xiaoping's rule, with a lot of market activities (though planned). Many people underestimate just how capitalist the current China is, do not be decieved by the communist tag, it's just for optics.

seunmsg:
At the end of the day, the biggest losers are the ordinary folks that invested in the shares of Skye bank. Their sweat and hard work had gone down the drain just like that. After my FIN bank and BankPHB experience, I have sworn never ever to invest in the shares of any Nigerian bank again except I am one if the major owners and a director.

CBN, NDIC, and SEC are all hopeless regulators. If we don't find a way to put in place very strong cooperate governance framework for these banks, sad occurrences like this will still continue to happen. The fact that CBN decided not to sack the current crop of management after taking over the bank raises lots of questions. Is there a timeframe for management of the new Polaris bank to return the over N700billion taxpayers money that NDIC infused into the bank? Will EFCC ever prosecute the Tunde Ayeni led management board that ruined the bank? Sigh!

My fears exactly. If you give out cash to bad performers, you are either downright stupid or you're a bad performer yourself.