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Goldenfinger:
.pls advice me on dis.a girl block your number saying you call her too much but still calls u(like 3to4 times a week),u got angry n told her not to call u again.but bcus u loved the girl u called her back bt she didnt pick bt called afta seeing a pic u posted wit anoda girl wit a caption special friend.i tink 4uckup 4 apologising 4 telling not 2 call me(she even accept it) am jst confused i feel like am becoming a simp wich i detest a lot.

I think you should be true to yourself.
If you want her, focus on her, if not, look elsewhere.
You're sending contradicting signals to the girl.

Nijagogetsense:
You learn what's the best for you bro. I'm not biological wired to be a red piller except I want to be a nihilist. There are more things to enjoy brother. I understand red pill, blue pill, black pill, etc

Just go incommunicado.
If she wants you, she'll call you.

Wingarnium:
thank you for your extensive advice, I agree with u. I don't have a job but I earn a reasonable amount with my small business. I run it from home. I have poor social skills and it gets worse and worse as I stay under their roof. It makes me unhappy and I feel my life is wasting away. How will I even find a good husband? I don't want to jump directly from here to marriage because I know I'm an emotional wreck. Thank u again. If they dont allow me, I have no choice then

You are a graduate. You are already of age.
You no longer need permission to live.
Just pack your bags, complete your arrangements with your friend, and notify them when you're about to travel.
Just make sure you are paying your own tfare.
You are not alone in this.
Good luck.

Regex:
I choose to believe that you are saying this to hide your inadequacy and for men to foolishly trust their spouse who gave them STDs like women do avoid responsibilities. Not that your level of ignorance is that high.

Also tell your sons that STDs are not always sexually transmitted.

Oh wow.
So much bile.
Your heart must be full of bitterness.
No be me kobalize your life o.

They are even telling girls how to dress.
Why don't you pick yours and face front?

Noel19:
So are you saying you like real men?


If I may ask, what's your height?


Are you slim or chubby?

Ahn ahn
Is this an audition?

Noel19:
Don't worry, wait till you meet a sexy curvalicious lady, once she starts touching you then you'll know if truly you are who you say you are.

Ehn

mad people everywhere

Noel19:
You can be straight and also be queer.

Queer means you're bi-CURIOUS

Looking for an opportunity to indulge in lesbian sex.

Nope, I'm not curious.
I've seen my own body. I'm good.

Noel19:
Avoid wearing of rings in your left hand thumb, and right hand middle finger.

I sure will, thanks again.

Noel19:
Even lesbians also want to get married especially the ones in Nigeria because of the stigma attached to being a lesbian on this part of the clime.

Many men don't know that they have lesbians and BISEXUALs as wives.

laye laye. Not me.
I want men o.
I'm straight.

Noel19:
You see ehn....we have Two main classes of lesbians. Butch or stud (Tomboy) and lipstick(Girlie) lesbians.


The butch or stud lesbians always want to form males with their dress code, like this one on the post while you can identify the lipstick lesbians with their colourful rainbow colour dresses or tatooes.

Lesbians like keeping short fingernails. They like mohawks hairdo but you'll find most with these hairdos abroad.

If I see one, interract with her, it won't take me time to tell if she's a lesbian or not. Why? Because I've been fortunate or unfortunate to have them as friends.

Oh. Thanks for sharing.
I'll be watchful now.

Unnerve:
Funny.

Even when the S in STD means sexually?

It means those infections are mostly transmitted through sex, not all times.

Noel19:
This your attitude towards this post sef! You sure say you're not one?

I was just shocked because a possible suitor might have seen my fingers and made conclusions about my sexuality.
Damn

Noel19:
This your attitude towards this post sef! You sure say you're not one?

I luuuuuuv boys
I've always loved males.
I want to marry one and make babies with him abeg.
I'm not one o.
A true blue straight babe.
Jor jor jor

What's their dress code and hairdo
Noel19
Before sumborry starts tagging me oooo
Chai

Noel19:
Is either you don't understand or you're just pretending.

Lesbians have dress codes and also hairdos

Damnnnnnnn
Mo gbe

Noel19:
This is nothing but the gathering and recruiting of lesbians. She's a lesbian Stud. Check out the ring on her right hand, if you know, you know.


If you have a female friend or sister who's friend to these sets of people then just know she's been recruited.


Nonsense and balderdash!.

Whatttttt
I wear rings on every finger naw.
And I'm as straight as could be

calabardick:
Share her brother inlaw, as in her elder sister's husband?
I can't figure out why she's there, the op didn't tell us, 30+ lady?

The door is open for all kinds of assumptions.
This situation reflects so badly on that lady.

Buksaylor:
She's a good and disciplined woman,if not you for don wire her too!

Disciplined woman living with a new couple at 30

calabardick:
No mind am, he doesn't even understand the situation

He should take out time to ask his wife, some girls share their men, maybe this one is here to collect her contribution.

konkonbilo:
con wear make up and high heels join.. Lol

As in ehn

Ishilove:
How can you even get it up with someone else in the room?

How very awkward. There's nothing you can do until she leaves, but there is a way you can make her leave faster.

Make love to your wife very noisily. It will make her uncomfortable, which will make her device plans to leave sharp sharp. Do it during the daytime too when she is around. Infact, do it at every given opportunity and soon you will notice she will start frowning anytime she sees any funny moves between you two. From frown she will moonwalk out with her load and return no more.

You never see desperate woman, she wants to share that man with her sister.
She has a mission.

segun18:
LOL you are wickedly mischievous

What am I supposed to say?
Should I tell him that a couple living in a self con is not supposed to have people sleep over, let alone indefinitely?
Should I tell him that a thirty year old unmarried woman is not supposed to stay with newlyweds for long?
Should I ask him if the lady doesn't have parents?
Should I tell him that he just got a second wife because that lady will seduce him? (I'm 70% sure)
You see?
I just weak.

MISSCONGENIALITY:
Always was my brand up til early this year and I used at least 10 in a month. But then sometime early this year the Always two in one pack Always was no longer enough. The first day I might use two but day two being the heavy flow day I might use upto five in the day and two in the night. But as time went by, I noticed that always is not longer as good as it use to be before. And it's getting too expensive too. I started using virony which is 28 in a pack. And I use one pack for two months. If I'm not going out during the heavy flow day, I use less but if I'm going out, I use more.
I can't wait for someone to come up with a menstrual remote that will confront the period so that we can only turn it on when we want if and off it at will. I would turn my own off till I'm ready to make babies

Urgggh. Always is my least favorite brand. Its only beauty is its packaging.
Virony is ok.
You don't want your period? Consider family planning methods, you won't see a drop till you're ready.
(consult your Doctor o)

Janella29:
I really just want to know.

How do you react to a cheating man that will make him even feel bad. Do you shout at him, threaten to divorce or just keep quiet and keep on like nothing is happening.

Men how would your wife respond to your cheating ways that would make you so terribly afraid?

Get evidence of his cheating, concrete evidence, like screenshots, pictures, and physical items.
Buy two big packs of condoms and place them at the most conspicuous place in your bedroom. If he asks, tell him you don't feel safe with him.
You Nigerian women condone cheating husbands.
If your husband can prove in court that you did not complain in court the moment you found out about his cheating, they will assume that you are ok with each instance of the situation. Pele o.

Oga sit down there and be analyzing, okay?
Another sharp guy is already planning to wife her stat!

Your matter tie gele

Righteousness89:
I Look back and all I can say is Thank you JESUS..
So many Mistakes that would have Taken my Life.
Women, Alcohol,etc wore me like a garment..
It got to a time Alcohol no matter the level or brand tasted like water in me..

It got to a time, ladies would mess me up in the Dream! I was Messed up Physically, Spiritually and Mentally

I would travel from west to East and North just to commit Fornication and Come back. My Folks would think I went for Job stuff!

On one of such journey, I almost lost my life.

Despite being Sooo Messed up, Jesus Got me , Cleaned me up, Turned my messed up life around and the Rest is History!

No Matter How Messed up you are! Some of us were more Messed up than you are. But I Guarantee you that the Blood of JESUS is Capable to clean you up!

Now I understand you better.
I'm impressed.

Michaeltruth:
This topic was Inspired by this thread I saw on fp yesterday.

https://www.nairaland.com/6036487/23-years-old-no-idea

We are where we are today as a result of the choices and decisions we made in the past. This is a summary of mine :
.
Years back, I got wound up in my bad things. I
will always start my day with 250 mg to 500 mg of tramadol. After which I will walk to the small joint close to my uni to start smoking and drinking. (THIS IS AROUND 5:40 to 6:00 am).

At about 9 am when most people must have left the hostel, I will return to take my bath then return to same joint and continue till 8pm. My life was ruined. I became a pathological lair, drug addict, sex addict, gambler(though I was winning money), lost and empty.

I was given a key to the joint by the owner and I became his staff /friend. I was also a popular customer in two other joints.

Weed, alcohol, cigarette and drugs were my daily companion. Interestingly though, some people wanted in to the lifestyle but I never allowed anyone touch cigarette coz that was where the problem started.

I had good friends. They will advise me, trick and force me to class, assist me in test and exam preparations and they believed in me. When I became a mockery, they still identified with me.

A lot of things happened. One day, I decided to end it. I went to town intending to walk into a deeper life church for prayers and help but alas, Satan had more plans. I searched but found no deeper life. Funny! I opted for any church but found none rather I found a brothel where I smoked and drank. I never liked prostitutes, for some reason I don't know.

I later took a bus home.

I opened up. They gave me good moral support and welcomed me.

Later that month, I gave my life to christ. I currently work as a private school teacher. Salary is not much but am grateful to God. Things has been tough but It could have been worse, so I thank God. I do by best to share my story with my students so they don't repeat my mistakes.

I hope to return to school only the finance is holding me back.

So, if you are feeling worthless and useless, know that you are not. If you are an addict, know that you it will destroy you unless you let it go.

TODAY IS A HARVEST OF WHAT WE PLANTED YESTERDAY. So let's share stories about the choices and decisions that brought us where we are today. It could help someone. It may even help you. LET'S SHARE and LET'S HELP.

Oh my God.
Just wow. Well done.

Expulsion after facing THE PANEL straight up.
Great Futarians!!!