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@Lamanii22
I never wanted a degree educated man anyway, I have always wanted to be more educated than my husband I don't know why....



@me
So that you will dominate him and be making shakara for him.

Average cost, how much to budget, pricing....all for marriage? Is marriage a commodity?

@ImaIma1

So much sense and fact in one post. Apt.
People are the problem, not marriage.


@me
Hey hey.... compliments of the season my sis. How are you and everyone? You forgot to send my rice and stew very plenty.

Men are like good wine....the older the sweeter.

Student marriage kwa..... Jesus Christ please have mercy on this generation.

Yeah... I experienced it from you. One innocent joke I made against your comment here, what you said was beyond my reasoning.

Because I have a policy of not using gutter language against anybody (faceless forum or no faceless forum) I simply made a decision of not to read or comment on anything that has your name on it.

I read and I'm commenting on this thread in the spirit of the season.

I have no advice to give.

As a temporary bachelor I use 6kg gas for 3 months plus. I don't eat outside.

Nonsense, nonsense and nonsense.

The man want to marry on credit. Bloody credit husband.

@Richy4

[color=#000099]That's great... My brain was not good enough for languages.. I tried Hausa language, it couldn't sink in the way any normal person should learn..,
so I dropped anything/ everything that has to do with Nigerian language.. I so much admire people that can read and write Nigerian languages[/color.


@me
Don't mind Ms Maria. She has been oppressing me with her ability to speak and write Igbo language. I wrote ofe Owerri and she corrected me with ofe Owerre.

I'm learning. The young shall grow.

Our sisters in the house: what are those things that our mothers do during Christmas that we copied from them?

My wife will always cook part of her Christmas food late on 24th. By 6 am she has started cooking the final food. 8 am her Christmas food is ready and she will start distributing to neighbours and friends. She says that if neighbours get your food early they will like to enjoy it.

The young, advanced and expired bachelors will eagerly be expecting her food. They will be calling her mummy nono, swag mummy etc. She said that she learnt it from her mother.

I will reluctantly answer my name by buying drinks that will accompany the food so that the boys will not say that cool daddy is stingy.

In this Bubu 2021, I will be watching to see what swag mummy will do this Christmas.

Will we fly to the "enyimba mall"? Where are the roads. Mtcheeee

Go to their office. Is nairaland a lawyer's chamber? Are you an ocho free.

@toughchic

Isn't it so ironically how the responsible parent is the one being bashed.

Single mother? Doesn't the child have a father?

Lemme rephrase this question, why are men so irresponsible that they're so comfortable being mere sperm donors?


@me
The men have understood that donors never lack

@Mariangeles

Anybody who can’t cook at least basic meals for themselves, leave themselves vulnerable.



@me
I can cook ofe Owerri

@greenie77
Their is nothing demeaning in knowing how to prepare one's food.



@me
I know how to cook anything cookable. I'll send some to you to taste.

I'm an orphan. Gat no father, gat no mother.

@CSTRR
Do you know how many billions UK schools get from Nigeria?

Every where I turn, there is one agent or the other in my mail, sent by UK schools to advertise their schools in Nigeria.

I am not even talking about tourism yet.


@me
Don't mind these ignorant boys. They think that there are awards for who insults and belittles Nigeria most. For ages the UK has always earned so much from Nigeria through education. Even when the Nigerian economy was good a lot of Nigerians go for UK education.

@Agugbadin
Sound so funny, this countries don't need Nigeria, they can do without us but we can't do without them.



@me
Some of us talk like kids. Do you how much the UK earn from Nigeria through education? Do your research.

Some of these marriage counselors can cause more problems. See how the man received dirty public slap from the wife.

The man would rather have happily receive a private clean slap than this dirty public slap.

You married her so it's your duty to provide everything to her satisfaction

Wahala relationship.... marriage?

He who chases has to pay. Allow them to come for you and they will pay.


Can you be chaste so that they will come for you? Nay the third leg of sons of Adam will not allow them.

@MsFaith

My own is, can’t you people be godly men without necessarily becoming a pastor?


@me
Most good pastors didn't set out initially to be one. Most resisted it. If you are made for it, God knows how to get you into it.

The reason why I came into RCCG was that I wanted to belong to a large church where no one will notice me. I just wanted to worship my God quietly. God had a different plan. I resisted it for a long time but the signs were there. God prepared his own route to what he wanted.

To answer your question directly everyone can't be sheep. There will always be shepherd. And as for the common insinuation by the public not everyone that is in it for material gain. A lot are top professionals using their money and time to finance God's work in churches that they are not the owners.

It sounds unbelievable to the materialistic mind.

It's really difficult to be a pastor, pastor's wife or pastor's child. So much expectations. Everybody watches you. If you do what others are doing your friends will remind you that you are pastors son.

As a pastor if you have a bad tenant you can't do what other landlords do to bad tenants. If you try it the same bad tenant will remind you that you call yourself a pastor.

If someone hits your car, you can't talk angrily on the road. Within minutes someone that knows you will emerge. I have had to spend #700k this year on my car that was totally damaged by someone that could not afford #20k.

You can't eat anywhere you want. When you attend parties you can't eat in public. Everyone brings their problems to you but you have no one to take your problem to.

It's worse for those of us that render free service. Your children only see sacrifices. They become scared to become pastors. Statistics show that majority of pastors seeds have no desire to be one.

When I carry my own too far, my wife will remind me that she didn't marry me as a pastor but as an accountant. My son will tell me that there are various routes through Jesus to heaven.

Will the world ever understand?

@ImaIma1

Are.you a Jehovah's witness.



@me
Hahahaha. That man? Some knots are off.

@greencard

I've observed you well, your post are always against "everything called god" although you do so in a subtle way . But I just knew you are always up to mischief.

Only an antichrist does that.



@me
Please don't waste your time reading or commenting on what he writes. Sometimes they are incoherent. I think something happened along the line.

No biggie. I sucked my left finger up to age 8.
Your child will turn out a very calm and brilliant person. He/she will have high ability to handle figures. His reasoning will be very logical.

One day I was trying to cut coconut and the knife cut the finger. The finger was bandaged. I will unconsciously try to do my thing and I will feel the bandage. Within days nature adjusted me.

It's sweet to suck finger. There's sugar in it. Better than what you guys love to suck.

@Mariangeles

God knows I can never mind my business when I witness an injustice. It is not in me. Especially when children are involved.

That was how one foolish witch in the guise of a teacher made it a ritual of torturing her helpless pupils every single day.
We just got the number of the owner of the school and reported what she was doing to her class pupils every single day.
The owner quickly swung into action and fired her ass! What a beast!

The worst part was that the teachers witnessed everything but chose to be silent.



@me
I have always been skeptical of all these all rich schools. The children are spoilt from home and the school authorities cannot enforce discipline for fear of the actions of the parents.

Some years back my son was offered admission to Kings college. My wife's relation who was then director primary and secondary education fme told us that it was easier to get kings college admission than to get fgc ijanaiki. My office was on idowu Taylor Street Victoria island. I will always pass through Kings college annex on adeyemo alakija. What I saw the children of the elites do when I'm going home late totally discouraged me.

I fought so hard on my own and got fgc ijanaiki. When we interacted at PTA level I discovered that I was right.