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@AsherAmari

Too much money in the pocket. If a man is not boxed up, he'll eat it no matter how angry he is with her.



Hahahaha..... you get too much sense. Take my car key dash out. Fill my stomach and come back and squeeze my face pretending that I'm starving. E gode pain the women and I gode laugh inside me.

Is your friend financially stable? In comparison with the man who is higher financially? I sense that there is an attraction other than love. That's why he is rushing it. It's a serious red flag. I recommend that she calls it off.

@mamagee3

Hi all, why would anyone not want to be close to their cousins or their aunts but are close to their immediate family ?

And is it strange for there not to be a cordial relationship between cousins?




Nobody wants to expand his responsibility. The economy is not friendly.

crespo

This thing has been bothering me for long, then I decided to bring it up here. Please I want to know who receives the pride price paid on a widow, is it paid to the woman's family or to the husband's family or it's not paid atall?
Marriage experts please your opinions are highly needed, thank you.



Are you a widow or do you want to marry a widow?

See jamb question.

@EFULEFU1

Have been dating this lady for about two weeks now, however I have noticed a few strange things about her:

1. In the evening when she walks through light, u don't see her shadow. No shadow at all when my shadow will be bold on the wall

2. Nobody ever Calls her phone and she calls no one

3. She does all the spending and never takes a dime from me though she doesn't work

4. She is not ready to show me her house

5. When she farts it smells like roasted fish

Please, is she a ghost?





Ntoor. She has initiated you. You are now a ghost.

@Connected1

I have been having financial difficulties in the last two months due to some failed Investments and scams.
My girlfriend whom I asked for assistance, literally said she had nothing but she went to sow a seed of 7k at her useless church, they initially asked members to bring 100k and she wanted to volunteer but owning to the fact she doesn't even have half that amount, she left that part and went ahead to give her pastor a whole 7k.
Recently she said her pastor told the women in the church not to have anything intimate with their spouses till the end of their two weeks fastings and prayers, for a week now, no kisses and intimate touches for me.
Aside the fact that I hate the church business venture, I cannot tell her not to go to church, I am so confused right now, I don't want to act irrational else she might do more and won't let me know.
My fear is what if I marry her someday, I can't cope with this foolish attitude, I need your guidance please.




She loves Jesus more than you. Don't lead her to hell.

@HRSweetness

Good choice. Better than those with jobs, ambition and focus yet cheats

Go ahead and marry him. At least he will be a loyal house husband. Hope he can cook and clean too.




Your bad mouth is grade one.

@mamageeiscool

Will you marry this man?





No, he looks like a suspect.

@SmellySperm

a male can never be a prostitute..


even during Bible era (nacking is part of our nature)



You're a bad man.

@Biglittlelois

A shameless person with no class, self esteem, and self respect, you want to take advantage of a maid, I truly hope she's street smart, make she treat your fvck up very well.



Thank you so much for this comment. Some people don't have self-respect all because of what is between a lady's legs.

House-maid of all girls. Again in the same compound. Mtcheeee.

The girl has used oyibo juju on you. Go for deliverance.

@HRHQueenPhil

Find a bride by going on a seven day fast asking God to show you ur wife. Congratulations.







If after seven days fast you didn't find, what happens?

@olabrinks

I’m so sorry but if my husband doesn’t eat my food I couldn’t care less, yes I’m married. Not my problem, he will starve las las. You’re not going to emotionally manipulate me, we are grown adults if there’s an issue we talk it out and resolve it. Simple as abc.

It’s only babies/children that refuse to eat when they’re upset. Nonsense.



I will continue to reject your food until you beg me. I will equally refuse going into the other room. Las las, I will start returning late. This is advanced level.

@Hintona

Nigerian women too should step out of their comfort zone and date non Nigerians, try something new at least once in your life.

Infact right now I'm considering the German, Iranian and Macedonian in my Instagram inbox, please you people should help me choose.



Are you sure that they will accommodate what we accommodate........ Nigerian women are spoilt.

@mutter

That's men for you.
Some become extra nice when they cheat.
Once you notice any change positive or negative be on the alert.



Hahahaha. It's called strategy. The only way to win your game against your foe is to confuse him. I used this strategy a lot.

@DaddyRochie1642

Oga to Slap you dey hungry me.

If You like don't Focus on your education you hear.



Slap am jare.

@seunmohmoh
It's something to be proud of. Kudos to her.





Who tested it? Who confirmed it?

@dollytino4real

dey can not wiwithstand their high libido dat is y.



I don't believe it.

Coaching is not about age but ideas.



Remember Frank Lampard. You can't beat experience.

What a shame.

@Toeyean1507


1. I pee on myself while bathing.
2. Peeing while in rain. This one dey sweet pass the one in the bathroom.



Very funny. When you dress up you go dey do shakara for road.

I don't thank him but he said my tunes drives him crazy while at it .


I'm a sexy moaner

Sorry just seeing this thread is for men.




Which tune? Spoilt child.

All that glitters is not gold
All those muscles, swag is just vanity

I heard if you marry an igbo man, you must bear him a son

I know one igbo woman that had five daughters, before she had a boy

Just because she was trying for a boy

Screw igbo men!




What's wrong in this?

Are there even that much redeem churches in the east.



Your question calls for laughter. I can see ignorance.

What's the difference between this Adeboye and Odumeje?



You can answer this question yourself. Some people just talk anyhow.

Because the man bought her bottomless pit and the woman did not pay for his poker-vibrator.

Maybe the Igbo guys give you what you want

You ask her to come and she will.
You are the one UnCloth her.
You lay her.
You enter the bottomless pit.
You dig and no noise.
She will not resist.
You stand up and she dresses up.
No light must be on when the deed is done.

1 lined buckets to have birth.

2 Quarrels over using the toilet and not flushing.

3 constant fight with caretaker over rent.

4 Gossips by married women against a handsome bachelor that babes rush.