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Uwahala for marriage. I'm tired

Headless head.

Wonderful. The western world will not spread this concerning Nigeria. If it's the negative, then it will be everywhere.

I have always said it...the day that Nigeria raises her head then the western world will have another China in their hands.

He beat her because she failed to protect his property. The woman did not understand how important the property is to the man. Any viewer could be tempted to steal it.

But.... hammer? This man is suffering from overprotection syndrome.

The judge.... I love your decision. The man can go home, plead with the wife and continue to enjoy his precious asset.

The wife has learnt how much the husband values the asset. She will now be on double panties 247.

Zimbabwe and their weird stories.

Tell her to be close to God. There's nothing God cannot do. The heart of your friend is in his hands. He can turn it again to her direction. Let her stop cursing the relations of her husband and allow God to fight for her.

When you fight for yourself, God will hands of and watch you. If you allow him to fight for you he will deliver victory without trace to you.

Your friend is threading on very dangerous path. I pray that he survives it.

@Mariangeles

@Vision101
This is definitely Owerri dialect. I can bet £1m

@Nemesis0147
I can bet $10m

@Vision101
Onye Owerri

@Me
Are you gentlemen sure you're willing to bet on it? Hehehehehe


@me
Yeah... stake increased to £5m

I just felt like I could raise the dead, win souls for Christ and solve a lot of human problems.

I feel for women that are looking for the fruit of the womb. Money can't solve a lot of their problems.

@Nemesis0147

i can bet $10m


@me
Onye Owerri

@Mariangeles

Owu ashi!



@me
This is definitely Owerri dialect. I can bet £1m.

Very few women will afford to get me likewise a lot of men. Let me do small QS work. Given the input into my life including all the packaging (I'm not talking about assets ooo) and considering what I can bring on the table the QS/cost accountant valued me at #50m.

If my parents discount the value it means an average bride will pay say #45m.

Can you see what women are getting free.

She wants to continue to be lady. She doesn't want people to know that one don pass through.

I'm an orphan.....got no father, got no mother

Your friend is a good striker. He will be very highly valued by Conte. I heard that he's looking for good strikers.

Every sin has a consequence. The consequence of fornication is this. Congratulations to him. He will be enjoying double portion until they deliver.

Tell him to eat well so that he can pour enough blood to support the pregnancies. Na only him get third leg.

@Biafrarep

But IPOB people started it and you insulted them



@me
Why are my Igbo brothers always reasoning like this? The governor is referring to state civil servants. Private entities and individuals are free to go about their normal lives. Is this the same as shutting down the economy in the name of sit at home?

@Kobojunkie
If na oyibo man get this kind mind now, im for Don Channel am into something he can use to help humanity with.

Rather than destiny what is a "gift" as far Nigeria is concerned , seek ways to harness it into something beneficial for you and those who matter. :-



@me
Why are you always in the habit of condemning anything Nigerian ? That you live abroad should not blindfold you into thinking that everything oyibo is right and everything Nigerian is wrong.

Some of us that live here have trained and worked with some of these oyibos. Like any other race some are exceptionally good in brilliance and character while some are totally trash. I have had course to shout down some of them because I believe that even in their country some of us can match them if not above them.

That our political leaders have messed up the country does not mean that Nigerians are messed up. Drop your "been to" mentality. Eno dey sell again.

@Mariangeles

There are different categories of first sons:

-First sons that are firstborn.
-First sons that are only sons, but not firstborn.
-First son that is an only child.

The latter are most likely to be spoilt (not in all cases), and I'm guessing the op falls in that category.
He avoided my question about being an only child.



@me
Life is about packing. What you packaged and how you packaged (subject to grace) determines what you get.

You remember that I have your category 3. With every sense of modesty and to the glory of God if you have a chance with him you will be happy.

Just spoke with him this morning from my base. He's putting finishing touches to an effort in the next one month that will launch his career to the next level.

I'm the first son and child. His mother is the first daughter and child. We are all from poor background.

@ImaIma1

It happens a lot. I always avoided you guys till love hooked me. I married that first son I was running from . Plenty responsibility on him.



@me
How you dey?

@xavuv
This is no taboo. I do it wella. I do it in Uni days when sleeping on same mattress with male firends. I just dont want to us inhale each others breath, or to prevent things like sneezing, coughs which are easily transferable.
I sleep in that position once in a while even now that im a family man.



@me
Did you ever receive any dirty smelly fart

All these lecture notes on how to "corner" a lady.

People like us by our vocation talk to all types of ladies - tall, short; beautiful, ugly; clean, dirty; rich, poor; educated, illiterate.

We even discuss their private and public lives. That's how dangerously we are exposed to temptation. Thank God for grace.

This your moniker eeh....are you a Godly husband?

Like the boys will say: follow your church mind.

I'm enjoying a mix of staying alone and staying with people. It's good to balance them.

I work and stay alone in Aba. That's why I can find little time for nairaland.

I live in Lagos with family.

I understand her. When a child is over pampered it makes her loose her self-esteem if she is ambitious. Everything she achieves people will attribute it to her privileged background.

Let her discuss with her dad to help her get a job. Immediately she gets a job let her leave the family house and rent apartment and start living independently. Let her explain to the father that she wants to make a name for herself outside the father's achievement.

Alternatively if she has the gift and ability she can go into academics. That is go for postgraduate studies with a view to becoming a lecturer.

Thirdly depending on what she studied she can go for professional certification with a view of serving internship under older professionals and later start her own practice.

@Iyaebe
Before then she must have acquired some cooking skills, my question is that is it compulsory for her to learn before marriage or she can go into the marriage and learn.


@me
Let her learn before marriage. Both male and female shouldn't get into marriage unprepared. Even if she's not perfect let her know reasonably well.

You can only beat her legs. You can't reach her body. Mismatch.

People get mind sha. People just think that they can mock God. After fornicating you begin to pray to God for deliverance.

Don't tell me: thou shall not judge, his ways are not our ways etc.

This guy is a playboy. What a wasted four years. Mark my words he will come back to attempt to manipulate you. He's aware that you will find it difficult to break away from 4 years bonding.

From your statement I can see signs that you will fall for it. If you love your destiny run far and lick the pains of wasted love years.

Greed leads people into kalukalu schemes. 48℅ p.a ROI. Which genuine investment is that? For a company to pay you this the company must be earning between 70 - 80℅ p.a. on your money.

Which genuine business brings this return?

My own be say..... you should not allow your daughter to be involved in this type of thing.

It's not a good training.

The LiberatedGirl is talking sensibly today oooo. What happened? Maybe mood swing? Result of soul searching?

Congratulations

When her husband asks for food.... I don't know how to cook.

The children ask for food..... I don't know how to cook.

Her husband's guests ask for food.... I don't know how to cook.

Her in-laws ask for food...... I don't know how to cook.

All celebrations in the family..... I don't know how to cook.

Then all the above people will gather and clap for her because she is sisioge. The most modern woman according to some comments here. Mtcheeee

@crackhaus
This one that almost everybody is just talking about man and husband...

My own is, a woman that doesn't know how to to cook, how will she be able to feed her own children properly?

This is just one example of the many problems bedeviling you so-called modern women – una nor dey ever gree think further than the length of your wigs and fake eyelashes.




As the fiancé has accepted her like that, should the unborn kids who will require good nutrition for proper growth also accept her like that?



@me
You are my person person on issues like this. I owe you one can of Amstel.

When the casket seller goes out in the morning he prays: FATHER GIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY BREAD.

It means God let people die.

This life no balance at all....his prayers has been answered.

Let the driver buy all from him, fast and pray the same prayer.