Laughnow419: I heared from a taxi driver Black soot has reduced in Port Harcourt but I can tell u all the Port Harcourt po fire people has come to oyigbo. Yesterday my nose were so so painful this early morning I can feel it in my mouth. Pls guy below is how my nose looks like charcoal when I clean it with wipes. I wish this can be on frontpage so it might probably reach his excellency Governor Nyesom Wike. To take the same measure in oyigbo we are dying here.
Eeeeew! This is so sickening. I once lived and worked in PH and I cannot just allow this shit to continue killing the beautiful people there.
To be honest, it is about time people ditched PH/Rivers State for the meantime and go for detoxification of some sort. DETOX is available in a place like Lagos... the Maryland area of Lagos. Prof. Oladapo Ashiru has a facility there and he is the specialist who delivered the first test-tube or In-Vitro Fertilisation (IVF) baby in Nigeria and Black Africa in the March 1989 collaboration with Prof. Osato Giwa-Osagie.
All the harmful metals from the oil and gas poisoning can be removed from the body otherwise men and women will find it DIFFICULT to give birth to normal babies.
Drones, ISR platforms and Airforce jet fighters can be sent in to spy on those criminals and vandals just like the Federal Government under PMB did on a massive level in Lagos, Ondo and Ogun States in 2016 in the aftermath of criminal Ijaw vandals killing and kidnapping residents of Lagos, Ondo and Ogun States. This was what GEJs government could NOT do despite DSS reports that had been submited to his government. For that, PMBs Government did well especially after a first class Oba of Lagos State [The Oniba of Ibaland/Iba Kingdom] was kidnapped via the water way close to his palace. Former Governor Akinwumi Ambode had to seek for the assistance of APC-led government of PMB and it worked! Wike cannot do this alone! Rotimi Amaechi too needs to step in and influence the FG to draft Airforce jets to blast those idiots killing people slowly with black soot from the idiotic incomplete combustion called oil refinening!
The massive Operation Awatse bombings by the Nigerian Airforce in 2016 against the Ijaw criminal elements in Lagos, Ogun and Ondo States is the same treatment the crazy crude oil vandals in Rivers State, and the Zamfara/Kaduna State criminals who are mainly foreigners will get from the gallant Nigerian Airforce using Intelligence, Surveillance and Reconnaissance [ISR] platforms.
The ORIGINAL name of that oil and gas-rich Itsekiri community is "UGBORODO."
Read more below in the Guardian of 2019:
Ugborodo is not Escravos By Prof. Oritsegbemi O. Omatete 21 May 2019 | 4:11 am
Brief history of Ugborodo But Ugborodo has a rich history. It was alleged to have been founded by Ijebu fishermen who came down the Niger River. Two brothers and their five sons fanned out to form the various communities of Ugborodo. Hence, we refer to ourselves as “Ikpere ale meje – Ikpere (Ugborodo) of seven sections”. Ugborodo was a thriving community with its own ruler, Olaja-ori, before the famed movement of the Iwere (Itsekiri) royal family from the Benin royal family over 500 years ago; but Ugborodo has now accepted the hegemony of the Olu of Warri. The Portuguese had a settlement both at Warri and in the island of Ugborodo around 1588. In late 19th century, the French built a salt factory in Ugborodo. When the British arrived and learnt about this, they threw a party for all the people and during that party the factory was mysteriously blown up and so was the French presence in what became Nigeria.
"Why then should Nigeria, the largest Black nation, have one of its rivers named by the demeaning Portuguese word Escravos – Slaves? This should be an outrage to all of us.Therefore, I appeal to fellow Nigerians, to all peoples of African descent wherever they are, and to all progressive peoples of the world to plead with the giant oil company, Chevron, to stop humiliating and degrading my people and immediately name all their operations in our land correctly, Ugborodo instead of Escravos – “Slaves.”
Prof. Omatete, a member or fellow of several Nigerian and international professional associations, is passionate about his home and is pleading with Nigerians and the world to stop calling his home, Escravos “Slaves.”
A Floating Production, Storage and Offloading Vessel [FPSO] exploding in Nigerian waters... will threaten fishing activities and aquatic life in general.
Better get help from the Americans who have handled disasters such as the famous Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska in 1989. I remember that episode very well... and news travelled worldwide. Exxon Valdez was an oil supertanker owned by Exxon Shipping Company.
The FPSO exploded at MEREN [which mean FOUR in the Itsekiri dialect] oil field facility.
A Floating Production, Storage and Offloading Vessel by the name Trinity Spirit FPSO, has allegedly exploded, causing raging fire and fear, and threatening fishing activities in some of Nigeria’s riverine communities in the Niger Delta area of the country.
A source, who dropped the hint on condition of anonymity to the Nigerian Tribune at about 7:54pm on Wednesday, said that a loud explosion was heard a few minutes to 1am of Wednesday morning.
The Source added that the vessel produces crude oil and is situated around Meren, a North Field oil facility belonging to a multi-national oil and gas company ( name withheld) in the UGBORODO Escravos area of Warri Southwest Local Government Area of Delta State.
The explosion has allegedly caused serious fear among workers manning oil facilities close -by and fishermen around the area as they were still watching the raging fire helplessly as at 7:50 am when this report was filed.
According to one of the workers who wouldn’t want his name in print, “The explosion is a threat to Nigeria’s ecosystem.
“We have to look at it from the point of whether it is an active rig or not. It’s content matters. Irrespective of whether it’s an active rig or not, the fact that it has exploded is a threat to fishing in Nigeria’s riverine communities.
“That it exploded, it’s content are already spilled in the waters around communities close to where it exploded, and that means no fishing for these communities.
Whoa! So he passed on last year and I didn't get to know until now? Alhaji Chief Abdulazeez Chibuzor Ude was a very prominent man... heard of him for the first time ever in the 1980s.
Ogalanyaidi: First I want peace in my home and I've been enjoying relative peace in my home.
I've been married for less than a year. I called my wife to discuss how we could keep the house clean and I went on to tell her that she puts things where they shouldn't be. She got upset and called her mum, she was crying while speaking with her mum over the phone.
Her mom called and we both made peace I discovered that she was recording our argument but I chose not to confront her there and then.
A day later, I asked why she was recording me and she lied but I gave her facts and she agreed. She said if I've nothing to fear why am I being upset about it. She said I should record her too cus she observed that when we speak to her mum after an incident I don't say the whole truth.
We both live overseas and she is the only person I've here.
I want peace in my home and I don't like trouble
First off, both of you have to STOP reporting yourselves to your parents and LISTEN MORE to each other.
Second, start recording her discreetly too... Get a spy camera pen or any of the alternatives ASAP. You need evidence in case she tries to ditch you. It may seem like it's not cool but it is what it is!
A lot of young folks go into marriage with unrealistic expectations. It is good to be realistic so that when you encounter any of the challenges in your marriage that other older folks have gone through, then both of you'll be able to navigate your way out and gain FRESH PERSPECTIVES.
And guess what? They started fishing these guys out in their numbers, closing down their camps and the rest of it. It brought a great relief to us, for at least 3 weeks. Just imagine we are happy for breathing in fresh air for just 3 weeks, the fresh air that God gave to us!
Now these people are back! In full force. And I mean it 100%. They now refine these illegal products in the cover of the night! Before when they do it in the day time, everyone sees where the smoke is coming from. What they did was take a break, re-strategize and come back. I was sitting outside yesterday and saw a portion of the clouds very black, way darker than the rest. And waking up this morning, look at the bonnet of my car. The tiles that were white for 3 weeks are now black.
That thing that the Rivers State government did to these guys that made them cease operations for 3 weeks, they should continue with it, cause it really worked.
Please move this to front page. Cause we are tired of this oscillatory growth.
puremaker7: Notorious extortionist poses for the camera after allegedly being a$saulted by FUTA students.
A resident simply identified as Tallest, notorious for allegedly b#llying and extorting Federal University of Technology (FUTA) students, has been handed over to Amotekun operatives in Akure, Ondo State.
According to multiple sources, the suspect who is a member of a syndicate infamous for hara$sing students outside the school premises, met his Waterloo. “We’ve s*ffered greatly in the hands of Tallest and his gang. They are not students of the school and they hara$s us daily at Southgate, which is just close to our school.
They make sure that we part with our money and phones before they can let us walk freely. We had a protest recently over the matter but apparently, our words fell on deaf ears.
Tallest and his crew took the risk to extort the wrong set of students on Tuesday night and were taught a lesson by the irate victims. While his crew members— K-faction and Quadri— took to their heels, Tallest had to bear the brunt of their actions.
He was given an en!rgy drink for strength after receiving a v!ol#nt lecture and asked to pose for the camera before being handed over to security operatives. A manhunt has been launched for his accomplices,” a source familiar with the incident said.
BluntCrazeMan: (Answer: Just Complain To NIMC...) .. A lot of Nigerians, and Nairalanders are going through this wahalla at the moment .. If you already have your NIN-Number with you,, but whenever you take the NIN-Number to the Bank, they would always tell you to go back to the NIMC and tell them to Validate your NIN-Number and add it to the NIN-Database on the NIMC Computer. .. This is what you would do... .. Send an email to info@nimc.gov.ng with a copy-to cc.. to customercare@nimc.gov.ng and nimccustomercare@nimc.gov.ng.... .. Put the subject as “VALIDATE MY NIN-NUMBER”. Then give them your “full name” and the NIN-Number that is to be validated. .. .. (Try this first, then come back and thank me later)
sonnie10: Not actually. Traditionally a woman is buried in her father’s compound. It was Christianity hat changed it. In those day, not too long ago ozu nnwa ada was “carried” in a mat at night across and handed over to her people. I witnessed a couple of such. But when Christianity came, they started burying women in their husbands place. However, their husband would still have to return the “Njija” (the little basket used to store food stuff) which is symbolic for the return of the body to her people. This is the tradition.
Eyinju112: This is so deep... Let me correct an impression, this women don’t love you, they might feel you serve them better than their husband... Truly they love their husband and will never replace them for you... I believe sex is the only reason they’re with you..
Most times, men feel women don’t need sex cause we don’t ask for it, remember we’re living in a society where ladies who always initiate sex are seen as sex animals, whereas we always want our men to cuddle us from behind and give us from the back...we always want them to spank our asses during sex and make us scream, we want to be ate.... some women loves toxic sex like bdsm, and their husband are always taking it cool on them.... they gonna look for guys or boys like you to make their legs shiver...
Oh babeboy, i blame myself whenever I wake the energetic part of him lmao... baby just so good
Men should try different sex not only missionary... All women loves sex, if she’s not enjoying it with her man, then she’s enjoying it with another man
Sufferingboy: Many Ikas you see today especially the elite are from mainly ancient royal houses Even right from the time of Ogisos.
In agbor today,after the dein then Jim Ovia family is the most powerful by tradition .Jim Ovia himself is an Ika man of bini ancestry.
Even Okowa,their family came from benin.
The founders of Idumesah are Esan people from Ugboha led by a certain man I can't remember his name now.....My mother is that lineage.
Later Ndokwa and Aniocha people settled among the esan who came first.
In Idumesah today,there is one quarter that produce the Okparu-Uku(Big Okpara) and the 3 quarters will produce their okpara to lead them.
Even there are older people in other three quarter,they can be crown okpara-uku.It is only people from my quarters that must get that position.Once you crown the okpara of that my mum quarter,authomatically you become Okpara-Uku of them entire Idumesah.
Other okparas in the other 3 quarters may be your senior by age but they must pay homage to you as their new leader.Just like in UAE were the king of abu-dhabi becomes the president of the country automatically when he become the king.
Initially Idumesah was made up of 7 quarters,but people in the three quarter letter return to were they came from,some remained and resettled among the modern 4 quarters of today.
My mother and her people are given that priviledge because their ancestor from ughoha settled first before the Ndokwa and aniocha people..
FERNANDEZISBACK: [s]You have no right whatsoever to tell a woman what to do with her hair...if you think you do you are nothing but a blockhead..
Her hair her rights..I wonder how most boys here dey think..you come online to dictate according to your likes and dislikes.. nonsense misogynistic attitude.. *spits on all wannabe redpillers..*spits on all women bashers..[/s]
lakewise: My name is leke and i'm wise...just call me Lakewise
Lot of guys wana look handsome and all attractive, but nothing catches the attention of the opposite sex like a man with beards, it makes u look mature and reek of sexiness, so I culled out this article below on how to grow your beards fast and groom it steadily.
For men, beards stand for masculinity, so a fully grown moustache and beard is a source of great pride. That is probably why 'grow beard faster' is one of the most popular search phrases on Google. We try and decode facial hair growth and list some ways to make your beard grow faster, naturally
Tip No #1: Exfoliate your skin once a week. This will help remove dead cells and stimulate hair growth.
Tip No #2: Wash your skin with warm water using a mild cleanser twice a day. Clean skin accelerates hair growth.
Tip No #3: Eucalyptus helps promote facial hair growth, so use a moisturiser with eucalyptus as the main ingredient and massage it on your face to grow your beard faster.
Tip No #4: Make sure you sleep well as this will help repair damaged skin cells and promote beard growth.
Tip No #5: Certain vitamins and minerals help increase the speed at which facial hair grows. Include Vitamins A, B, C and E in your diet as they speed up the hair growth process.
Tip No#6: Keep a tab on ingrown hair; beards usually don't grow evenly if there are ingrown hairs on your face. Here are some home remedies to prevent ingrowths.
Tip No#7: Take 2.5 mg of biotin every day to help your beard grow faster.
Tip No #8: Beards will grow more quickly when you are relaxed, and many beauty and health experts believe hair reveals stress. Manage stress in healthy ways through meditation and yoga for better results.
Tip No #9: Increase the amount of protein in your diet. The protein found in meat, fish, eggs and nuts will help the hair on your face grow quicker.
Tip No #10: Refrain from shaping or trimming your hair very often. Groom your beard only after six weeks when it is full grown.
Tip No #11: Facial massage improves blood circulation to the face, which will stimulate new hair growth.
Tip No #12: The popular logic that shaving every day makes beards grow faster is a myth. There is no scientific research to prove it.
Tip No #13: In case you experience itching or rashes during the initial days of growth, apply hydrocortisone cream to your face
Tip No #14: Amla oil is a natural remedy to increase facial hair growth. Massage your skin with amla oil and leave it on for 15-20 minutes. Rinse your face with cold water and then clean it.
Move this ish off the ground...men must grow beards this year
Beautifulearth: Met my girl 2yrs ago and we apparently love each other but I’m worried due to some factors I noticed…..
She’s from a dysfunctional family (Mother is a single mom who left her home because her husband married another wife and Her Sister is currently in her third marriage with 3 kids from 3diff men).
She’s insisting on doing things we agreed she wouldn’t do, she was using leg chain when we met and she stopped it because I told her I don’t like it (I don’t like ashawo vibez like 2-3 neckchains, leg chains and piercing) now she’s insisting on doing some of them which led to a great misunderstanding between us which we still trying to resolve.
And lastly we do have little quarrels a lot even tho most would be settled because we both have anger issues and sometimes get physical with each other because she will lash out and will try to want to stand up and fight you like a man and my mom really doesn’t like her because of her quarrelsome attitude and only support me because I love her……..we stayed this long because I never suspect or caught her guilty of infidelity(I go through her phone unaware and she never gave me a reason to suspect her) which is a trait I always wanted above others in a woman.
LMAO... I can clearly see where the problem is.
First off, using leg chains occasionally doesn't make a woman an ashewo. It can be used minimally so as not to give that so-called vibe you're talking about. The "minimalist" or "the less-is-more" dressing is a turn-on for me in a woman.
It's NOT about her coming from a dysfunctional home as such. Many women and men come from such families and made a decision to come out right in life... even better than those who come from families where their parents are together!
You both need to read the book by Dr. Gary Chapman called "The Five Love Languages" Both of you are NOT getting it right in terms of connecting with one another on the emotional level. If she loves to read and is willing to read the book, then she'll learn some deep insights. But if she is NOT willing to read and learn, then "ditch" her and get another young lady. Change ONLY comes from within and you cannot force a person to change unless the person resolves to stop smoking, and telling lies that can "cause a building to collapse," etc. Lol
Last but not least, I do like the occasional anklets [ankle chains] and a thin waist chain on a woman [especially if she is intelligent and has well pedicured legs]... but I dislike nose piercings. So every individual on earth has personalised likes and dislikes.
Toks2008: I actually thought I was the only guy in this boat until I saw this... Apparently most guys love it.
Is it not funny that ladies put on very expensive wigs that make them look so artificial to cover a simple natural and beautiful cornrow that gives them that natural beauty every guy wants.
There is just something so sxy about cornrows I can't explain.
Guys what do you think?
Absolutely! Cornrows and braids look good on women. All those wigs can be worn occasionally or not at all.
I hate artificial nails, artificial eyelashes... I love the less-is-more kinda makeups on women .
NaijaBetInfo: We have been mentioning Peter Obi, Atiku, Tinubu, Wike, Okorocha, Saraki, Makinde, and the likes.
Among all able Men, she declared her interest to run for the Presidency and she's not up to 40 years old.
Dear Ladies and Gentlemen, what do you think?
#NaijaBet #Election2022
Khadijah Okunnu doesn't even have a political party yet that she has joined! She's an indigene of Lagos Island, in Lagos State and should have gone for a position in the State Legislature instead. Then she can move to a higher political position down the road. Nigerian politics demands cold-blooded calculations. I listened to one of her interviews online with Jimi Disu on the Victoria Island-based NigeriaInfo fm and she is well spoken with a good professional background, but she came out late to announce herself and also she told Jimi that she has NO political party yet!
She has to connect the dots. I wish her well though.
Hambivert: The funny truth is, ladies have, want and love sex more than guys. The only reason why some people think guys want it more is because the ladies have been conformed by the society to be conservatives whereas the guys are more outspoken.
This girls cannot ask for it, rather they make the man ask for it even when they are the ones in dire need of it.
Why do you think they wear revealing dresses that accentuate the contours of their bodies, apply different shades of makeup to beautify their faces and make their lips succulent with gloss and lipsticks¿ Why do you think they sometimes intentionally walk, talk and act seductively¿
Its all in a bid to manipulate the psychological frame of a unfortunate man. When his brain is eventually manipulated they say its the man that wanted to do the do first, they had no hand in his wanting!
There are some men who are sparogative nymphos and sexual predators no doubt, but please, Fear Women x100
Women DON'T dress seductively to attract men. Women in actual sense facially BEAUTIFY themselves, and dress to IMPRESS and COMPETE among themselves and to make themselves FEEL GOOD. There is a lot of research I've read since the early 1990s from around the world that confirms this. It's all part of social psychology and the differences in the wiring of the brains of men and women. In any event, YOU are absolutely spot on in your other analyses here.
Women want to be loved though and have great sex so as to fulfil their secret, inner sexual fantasies, but societal conditioning has given this skewed impression that they don't and it is such a shame! This has led to a lot of disfunctional relationships between men and women... but the very few of us men who know these facts are able to navigate around the societal snafus.
It is even during the ovulation cycle that women go haywire because of the raging hormones and this is the period when paternity fraud occurs the most.
She added: ‘On the whole, women are much more in the know when it comes to clothes, make-up and style, so it’s not a surprise that girls go out to impress other women as opposed to men.’
LastProphet: Its society that has played men into stewpidity but experienced ones know the truth. You know what ladies are taking advantage of is the simple fact that SOCIETY SAYS THE MAN MUST DO THE TOASTING, that's just all they are taking advantage of. And once they reach a society where men don't toast anyhow or have time you see the ladies capitulate from their silly horses. Try listen to our ladies living in the UK, US Canada ask them if men are cheap like we have here among illiterate naija men? Anyway this Redpill movement will cure many of their illiteracy
Just wondering, because now every guy, I mean, every guy would want to have sex with you the moment they started dating you.
Why is it so hard for them to wait for the right time, I mean - your wedding night. Guys doesnt want to wait again, they want to 'eat' the thing first before saying "I do."
ImoleNaija: While on WC about an hour ago, I felt a touch on my bumbum, the way I take shout Jesus ehn. I think say na snake kissed my ass. Fear don grip me
Na the toilet seat cover. I looked into the toilet & saw nothing.
eldoradoxx: Wait until he becomes President then you will see the stuff Osibanjo is made of. For now, a VP by your constitution is nothing but a spare tyre only used when the main tyre is faulty. But in 4 months Osibanjo acted as President keen observers noticed fundamental difference in governance in Nigeria. Osibanjo sold himself as a sound leader that understands how to fix the problem within that period. How his interim government got $1 USD that was hovering around #570 to around #370 showed some of us that he is just under rated spare tyre that ought to be the main tyre. He is sound on how to grow this nation and reclaim it from criminals I have no single doubt about .
gbagyiza: They won't consult Automobile experts to help them with the technical expertise with respect to this project until these converted vehicles begin to explode due to technical errors in the configuration of such cars. I am an expert in this field, but the government is not seeking our professional advice rather they relied on some people from another country. We are watching.
It will not fail because this is not the first time autogas has been used in Nigeria.
Many Dangote trucks and other companies' vehicles have been running on autogas after conversions for some years now and this was done by Nigerian private sector-led professionals.