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Romance › Re: Ladies Why Use A Love Machine Instead Of Asking Any Guy For Sex? Be Open, And Be Free. by WeirdAlien: 10:53pm On Apr 02, 2024

Diego35M:
you are a fool, you really need to grow up...

If not that you're an infant mentally, you would have been asking questions that add productive value to your life.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: We Are Recruiting by WeirdAlien: 10:50pm On Apr 02, 2024

Pussyisgud:
No be teaching job be that? you should be lucky it's not 30k

The problem we have in Nigeria is we always say, it could have been worse! That's why we don't call people who have authority to be responsible.
You will be surprised that that school may be charging 500k to 1m per student. And if you know how private schools use teachers like rain water, you'd see my point.

Travel › Re: I'm Almost 29, I'm Failing, I Need To Japa, Cheapest Way To Move To The US by WeirdAlien: 10:35pm On Apr 02, 2024

Never be idle if unemployed, keep building your skills and portfolio. One day, you will catch up with those in full employment now because the only difference is that your own experience would be in an informal setting.

Also, if you have family or friends who own small businesses (even if na shop), you can offer them cheap or even free web development services (if you're not busy). You will add up all these in your CV/portfolio as professional experience.

You can also think of app ideas. With your web and UI design skills (if you know some JavaScript), you will be able to handle mobile app Dev. Who knows whether that's how you are going to hammer!

Travel › Re: I'm Almost 29, I'm Failing, I Need To Japa, Cheapest Way To Move To The US by WeirdAlien: 10:23pm On Apr 02, 2024

Manofsteelx:
Best advise I have gotten so far, so any ideas which European countries? Mention some lemme do some research.

Finland
Estonia
Germany
Other places in Europe too are great, especially eastern Europe or Scandinavian countries. Healthcare is generally good and more pocket friendly than US.
Having ND though, find advanced diploma courses in software dev/design for study route. At least one year study grants longer stay in most places.
If you land a remote job, go for tech nomad visa. A number of European countries grant nomad visas quickly.
Also Don't limit search to remote jobs, you can get visa sponsorship jobs direct from Nigeria in places like Germany, Bulgaria, UK, Spain, Netherlands, etc. (legit, not runs). Nigerians are in all those places, language is not a barrier!
Build a great LinkedIn profile and CV to reflect you have experience, and keep expanding your skillset. Take every opportunity to learn something related to dev/design and use GitHub when you can.

Travel › Re: "You Have No Business Relocating Abroad If You’re 40 & Above" Abroad-based Lady by WeirdAlien: 6:23pm On Apr 02, 2024

Lies!
Really what do these people gain by spreading misinformation?

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Agriculture › Re: Is It Time To Embrace GMO Food? by WeirdAlien: 1:10pm On Apr 02, 2024

Huh?

Travel › Re: I'm Almost 29, I'm Failing, I Need To Japa, Cheapest Way To Move To The US by WeirdAlien: 10:42am On Apr 02, 2024

Find your way into Europe instead. You might be able to get papers faster than in US.

You're right about remote jobs difficult to get from Nigeria, there's third world country stigma, unless you've worked with a very big company before. But it's not impossible! Don't stop trying.

Study route is the easiest to get out. Due to your condition, don't go to US. Health system is VERY expensive in the US. Even middle class citizens spend their life savings on chronic ailments. UK may be a better alternative.

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Romance › Re: Ladies Why Use A Love Machine Instead Of Asking Any Guy For Sex? Be Open, And Be Free. by WeirdAlien: 10:39am On Apr 02, 2024

But really, what's your business with how she decides to meet her sexual needs?
Grow up!

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Romance › Re: Why Does She Check My Things Behind Me? by WeirdAlien: 10:31am On Apr 02, 2024

She doesn't trust you!
Going through your things is a way to find out if you're a potential ritualist or involved in other bad things.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: We Are Recruiting by WeirdAlien: 10:26am On Apr 02, 2024

So you want to pay a university graduate 70k?

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Family › Re: What Is The Brutal Truth About Life After Marriage? by WeirdAlien: 8:02pm On Apr 01, 2024

tiswell:
which one is life after wedding ceremony,na everybody go do WHITE wedding?

Besides,wedding a non Nigerian-virgin is one of the 7 ways to be phoolish

Whether traditional or white or islamic or court. It's a wedding.
Marriage is the life you live after wedding.

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Family › Re: What Is The Brutal Truth About Life After Marriage? by WeirdAlien: 5:40pm On Apr 01, 2024

Life after marriage?? huh

Does that mean at the end of marriage?
Life after wedding (ceremony) would have been the correct title!

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Crime › Re: The Gay Cult Leader Called Pastor Chris by WeirdAlien: 8:40pm On Mar 24, 2024

Social media allegations have never changed anything. You will just end up revealing the loose ends they need to tighten up, if indeed your allegations are true.

As a real Christian, your focus should be using the media to teach the real truth of the Gospel, and spend time praying, so that the deceived can discern the lies themselves and get out of that circle!

Jesus himself said many would be deceived. Choose not to be part of that many, and use the scriptures to help anyone who has been deceived to regain the real truth, as much as you can.
Posts like this doesn't help anybody. Those who are slightly doubting the scriptures before will fall out completely, and the brainwashed (if there are, in this case) will fight you aggressively and will remain blind.

Travel › Re: Can Someone Earning N1.2M Need To Japa? by WeirdAlien: 11:33pm On Feb 29, 2024

That's the amount they used to sell toks Toyota Corolla - just some years ago.
Now you need 3m plus for Nigerian used.

So far you're earning in Naira, never get comfortable!

Politics › Re: Dapo Abiodun: Dollar Will Soon Crash Following Meeting We Had by WeirdAlien: 7:32pm On Feb 22, 2024

Who are these guys deceiving?
Na meeting dey make currency get value? Do you even understand how it works?

I don't blame you, but the retards supporting your doomsday party.

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Politics › Re: Names Of People That Signed Documents That Birthed Nigeria And What It Speaks Of by WeirdAlien: 10:08pm On Feb 07, 2024

The constitutions (latest 1999 constitution, as amended) have superceded that document.

We can only revisit the agreement as a matter of national conscience, not legal requirement.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Just Secured My First Tech Job. I'm So Happy. by WeirdAlien: 11:46am On Feb 01, 2024

This is the kind of story I like to hear!
There are global opportunities for you, once you get some experience. React Devs are always sought after - sleep with it, make love to it and impregnate it. grin

Pick up some idea of Node.js, Mongodb, and familiarity with C# .net along the way.
Even now, you can start looking out for short contract global jobs to boost your profile.
Wish you the best!

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: JOBLESSNESS - Giving Up On Tech - Whats Your Take This 2024 by WeirdAlien: 9:15pm On Jan 03, 2024

This is still one of the most sought after positions globally. It's a bit bumpy in Nigeria because companies would rather rebrand apps, or get cheap labour on fiverr/Upwork, than employ a number of seasoned Devs. Except big companies that don't joke with cybersecurity.

Keep improving your skills by building apps (learn some back end stuff too). Search for remote dev positions online, full time, part-time, short contract - anyone that'd give you experience and international exposure.

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Christianity Etc › Re: How Faithful Are You To God In 2023? by WeirdAlien: 9:25am On Dec 17, 2023

What being faithful means is very subjective. Question might be hard to answer.

Career › Re: What Are Your Experience Working With Indian Managers by WeirdAlien: 11:30pm On Dec 05, 2023

Dmama1991:
If u work with them ,you will hate working

Best way describe it!

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Health › Re: Japa: Federal Government Urges Universities To Produce More Doctors by WeirdAlien: 5:01pm On Dec 02, 2023

RepoMan007:
better than having no doctors behind and non away bringing in forex.

1. There would still be no doctors left behind. From the day they get admission into MBBS, they're already planning to japa.
2. Who will train them in the universities and hospitals when the best lecturers and consultants too are planning to japa?

Keep taking only Ibuprofen for typhoid fever - you drive down the pains and headaches. But sooner or later, it will aggravate intestinal bleeding and leave you worse off. Or dead!
Don't you see it? Our politicians focus on the symptoms and not the cure.

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Politics › Re: Senators, Reps Consider Tinubu’s ₦‎27.5 Trillion Budget Without Details by WeirdAlien: 4:50pm On Dec 02, 2023

AntiChristian:
What about your own moniker?
You're a weirdo and an alien!

Should we take you seriously?

Reason you need to pay closer attention. wink

Health › Re: Japa: Federal Government Urges Universities To Produce More Doctors by WeirdAlien: 1:21pm On Dec 01, 2023*

Way to go. Maybe not.

We will just simply have more doctors to supply to Europe and America.
No matter how much water you continue to pour in a pot, so far the fire under it burns, the water will keep evaporating away. Time is the deciding factor.

Fix the country and what we'd have is reverse Japa.

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Politics › Re: Senators, Reps Consider Tinubu’s ₦‎27.5 Trillion Budget Without Details by WeirdAlien: 1:16pm On Dec 01, 2023

AntiChristian:
Our Nairaland association of pessimists, have they stamped anything?

And in the end, is 30 days not enough to deliberate on the budget and approve it?

How can the masses feel the impact of the budget if it's not passed soon?

It seems the masses are even worse than the crop of the leaders we have!

Considering your moniker no one should take you seriously.
You don't stand for anything.

Travel › Re: Why Are Women So Obsessed With Travelling Abroad by WeirdAlien: 6:56pm On Nov 19, 2023

It's not a gender thing. An average sane human living in Nigeria now has many reasons to consider travelling abroad.

It's not all about money, or how much you're making now. You have to look at the future. What kind of life do you want? What kind of life do you want for your children? If you don't have a business (or assets) big enough for them to inherit to have better life than you did, the alternative is to root them in an environment where they can reach their potentials with less suffering, if you can afford it.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Gaza Israel News : The Average Day Of A Palestinian Under Israeli Occupation. by WeirdAlien: 1:31am On Nov 08, 2023

You guys should check out Yasser Arafat's approach over the decades. Palestine was set back 50 years by Hamas after his death.
Who would grant a country to an extremist militia?

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Politics › Re: Even If Tinubu Was A 'Drug Lord', So What? by WeirdAlien: 1:20am On Nov 08, 2023

OP is mentally retarded.
Spend quality time to observe why western countries work, then maybe you can have less impact on the idiot scale.

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Politics › Re: NNPCL To Import Crude From Venezuela by WeirdAlien: 3:00pm On Nov 05, 2023

No sense. Seriously hoping this is hoax.

Politics › Re: Igboho: Northerners Set To Give Quit Notice To Yorubas In The North by WeirdAlien: 9:59am On Nov 03, 2023

The world is moving forward with development. Even some African countries. All we do in Nigeria is to hate ourselves.

Our racism is phenomenal.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Just Applied For Nigerian Police Force by WeirdAlien: 7:18pm On Nov 01, 2023

Would you tell us your major motivation for joining the force??
That would determine if we'd pray for you or swear for you. cheesy

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