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demmah08:
A quick one, went with a friend to NIS office in Ikeja for APL yesterday, me sef shock to get the APL.

For real? Congratulations

philipianlobbos:
Today is my birthday.

Happy birthday Mr. Lobbos.. Wishing you many more blissful years in excellent health, lasting joy & constantly growing prosperity.. May God bless you immensely, may He guide & protect you all year round.. Thank you for all you do.. Weekend turnup, where's the party at?

Kaii odindin 50k.. Wahala o

Awwwn such a cute dog.. I do not know much but maybe a lil more patience with her, she'll learn.

leksowat:
My bro Philipianlobbos, Pls someone want to link me up for apl in EHORECON. Pls is anything going on then presently. I want to confirm before i jump into it. Thanks as i await your response.

Cc: Any other person with info.
Thanks all. May God pick our calls

You can check pages 920 & 921 here.. I hope this helps

She has strong feelings for the other guy, she never got over him.. I do not think she will leave him for you esp now he is bombarding her with calls & apologies.. He might've broken up with her but she never gave up on him, a part of her still wanted him, a part of her was waiting for him to "come back to his senses".. Even if he didn't apologize, she was ever ready to take him back.. Sorry but I do not think you stand a chance, I may be wrong though.

Hmmmm do you have an idea of what your blood pressure is at the moment? When last did you check?

I totally agree with Moganaviani about misuse/abuse of drugs.. Now, about the ulcer, I have been managing mine for about 10yrs and I'm doing fine as I can comfortably eat cooked beans as well as other foods made with beans, unlike before.. I can remember 3yrs ago, when I was prescribed some drugs for my ulcer, I did buy those drugs but on second thought I ditched them(partly cos I hate the act of popping pills & having to swallow 'em lol).. I took to drinking water like my life depended on it(in a way, it actually did lol cos ulcer pain is craaazy), I still do that first thing when I wake up & last thing before I go to bed, sometimes when I wake up to pee, I go for a swig too.. I eat fruits & vegetables a whole lot, bananas, watermelon & cucumbers have a cooling effect on your stomach, stay away from fruits containing citric acid, if you must have oranges, pineapples & the sorts, they should be very ripe & sweet.. I love love hot spicy meals like I do not joke with my fresh peppers & then the black cameroon pepper but I had to make a lil sacrifice for the ulcer lol.. I love beans but couldn't have it as eating it or akara or moi moi caused me so much discomfort talk about the flatulence & then diarrhea, taking so many trips to the loo just to let out watery & foamy stools.. I couldn't even eat Eba, my only alternative was Agidi.. I have alot to say but I'll stop here, tbh I do not wish even for my enemy to have ulcer..

Back to the matter, please go and get your blood pressure checked first.. I too have anxiety issues, I'm equally hypertensive so mad headaches/ migraines and I know it's pretty hard for me to keep up with the routine drugs so I try to calm myself most times, sit and let myself get lost just staring at nature even if it's just for a few minutes, then go in for a shower and lay in bed overthinking again yh(I can't really help it) til I fall asleep.. As my mum always say "take things easy, my dear".. Wahala no dey finish true true but do try to take things easy.. I'll also suggest you try another hospital.. May God fulfill our heart desires according to His will, Amen.

Just looking at the pictures, e come be like dey na me.. Really 6yrs of pain Sorry about that.. May your healing be total & complete.

It's hard to save with the everyday increase in the prices of goods & services.. You're doing great, Ikechukwu.. May God bless the work of your hands and multiply your daily profits also.

Happy birthday to you Princess.. Many more fruitful years I pray, Oh Lord.

real1000:
I pray it end's well .

It will end in praise, Amen.

MrTalker:
Finally CBN came to my rescue...


If you have applied to Oko poly, press harder now, they called my wife's younger sister to notify that they have seen her CV. It was sent through a major stake holders in SE. @Mr real, hope Nwanyiogwashi did submit for you? You will get a call soonest.

Wow congratulations to you & in advance to your sister in-law

Lol I'm not sure I understand what you mean by "please assist me".. We can't tell if she's lying neither can we enter her womb to assess the level of damage.. For the fact that you think she could be lying, then that comparison with the other lady who "said" she had 7 abortions but has 4 children now.. Smh I really do not know what to make of you.

Nope, you didn't offend him in any way.. I'm sure he has his reasons, do not let that bother you so much.. Just keep doing amazing okayy.

If you put in dedicated efforts, you can.

Congratulations Nonso, the sky is your starting point.

"She's a well-known person yen yen yen", ehen kilo tun ku, abeg abeg cut the crap.. She nur kee anybody na, na belle she carry.. It's pretty normal for her to get anxious, onkuu I tink you say you loff her bi eji owuro ehen marry her asap tabi ki o lo shey introduction papaapa, o pari.. mastermaestro has said it all on the 1st page gan.

If he sits at home all day doing nothing, waiting for you to come back from your shop to do basic chores, then that is not fair at all.. The least he could do when you're away is to keep the house clean & tidy, that's basic home training and then make something he'd eat, ofcourse something his younger brother "fit use hol' belle" after the day's hustle, even if it's just to show that he cares and is truly concerned..

I'll tell you what, even if you were to politely ask him to help out, even if you were to go on your knees to beg him, he will "intentionally misunderstand" you, things will go from 0-100 real quick.. He'll flip the respect coin on you and play the victim card "of him being at your mercy" for friends, family and whoever cares to listen; the society will pat him at the back for not allowing you "lord over" him.. Nobody will see it from your own point of view, nobody will understand, nobody will hear you out..

But then, if you feel you could talk to him, you could try yh but I'll be verrry hopeful that doesn't cause badblood between you two.. If you ask me, I'd say you should try to overlook it all instead, it's very frustrating I knoww this but anything for peace to reign please.. I do know that he would do the needful or make plans for it if he was in his own house, ofcourse without having anybody to tell him or beg him to do so.. It's hard juggling business with chores but you have been actively doing it, the best way you could yh before your brother came in the picture and so I believe you can handle this, I know you can.. Sure there is a limit to what a human being can take and I can only hope he doesn't push you to your limits.. All the best!

BareFacedLies:
You people want to run and leave the mess you helped create. You're not going anywhere!

Hahaha nur worry, na me stand gidigba for gate.. Na from im boxer I go drag am go back, he goes no where We die here ni

NONAME11223 If you ain't chasing clout here yhh... I breezed through your profile a while ago, there's just so many questions and I'm stumped for words.. Likeee wtf! Girrl, you are so unbelievable jeezz..

I honestly cannot for the life of me understand how you would be treading a very clear road path in broad daylight, with your eyes wide open yeah and consciously choose to walk right straight into a ditch.. Over and over and over again.. Why? Why would you do that to yourself? And to what end really? For love that do not care, that do not respect you, that do not support you so much so you're treated like a worthless leech.. And you're really waiting to have the marriage talk with this same person? Is this the love & life you truly want for yourself, the future you envisioned for yourself? Wow, just wow..

Aalll the while, the handwriting has been on the damn wall but you probably mistook it for some work of art that could fade off sometime, you didn't/don't want to take off the rose-colored love-shaped glasses you had/have on to see things for what they really were/are.. Just curious, do you still have those glasses on? Yeah cos after these past few years, I thought you would've snap those broken pieces stuck in your facial skin.. Or no you're waiting till you "lose your eyes"? Is that it? Why dear? Huh? Do you hate yourself that much?

Well, all I can say is this.. You do need help, serious help so please go get help as soon as you can.. And when this is all over, do see a therapist as well.

Ochendo, may your soul find rest.. Your legacy lives on, Chief.

Archie's got a baby sisterrr.. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy, Duke & Duchess of Sussex.

KAM3KAZI:
Bro,this thing happen for film abi you watch this thing happen real life?

E pain me sey I forget the title, dah feem open my eye wella.. If pesin help dem wahala o(dem go talk for back sey you no do am well, use bad-mouth & badbelle follow am), if pesin no help wahala(dem go talk sey you dey raise shoulder for dem, still use bad-mouth & badbelle follow am).. I tire oo.

Lol I'd seen some nairaland posts pop up on my Google search pages, read some & found 'em really insightful.. Few years later, I was probably just clicking away one fine Tuesday afternoon and thought to myself "I should check this out for real".. On & off but here I am, officially 2yrs & counting

JFiveX:
yes , it is only my face ,
Is there drug i can use because i don't have nough money to see doctor now .

I do not know how long this has been going on but what I can say is there are tiny creatures crawling beneath the surface of your skin.. They are nocturnal which means they sleep in all day & resume their activities at night.. If it's just your face, does it itch? I can't say for sure what insect burrows in & out of your facial skin as it could be bed bugs, mites, lice, etc.. You could go to a good pharmacy, ask to see the pharmacist.. I do hope you get the help you seek.

If it's just your face, I can't really say.. See a doctor as soon as you can.

Your heart rate isn't that scary but yeah it should be monitored closely..

As Ninejaywon said, you ought to watch what goes into your body(&out).. You sure need to maintain a healthy lifestyle.. Please do away with those junks & carbonated drinks, you can replace them with healthy alternatives & snacks, do this gradually, start little.. I know there will be lapses here & there, it's not so easy to get off esp when there's this addiction but baby steps baaby steps.. Keep your body hydrated, eat healthy, live healthy.. Exercise is good but I'm not gonna lie, keeping up the consistency is the hardd part and then that feeling like your heart is gonna jump right out of you is just so terrifying so going for evening walks is cool, hiking too..

Sorry about the panic attacks, you need to ease off some.. I feel there's so much anxiety and you're definitely overthinking stuff so I also agree with getting a blood pressure monitor, to be on the safe side.. Do fix your posture as well, learn to push your chest out a lil bit & hold your head up more, your legs straight maybe few inches apart.. Breathe dear, breathe, you'll be fine.. Seek medical help whenever the need arises.

Skyvexkent:
Sacked me twice but still took me back apologizing, I dey fear wetin him fit do small shaa

You've got another chance, he is a good man.. Not many people get this so don't blow it.. Listen attentively, be focused, do your job diligently, accord him respect & be polite at all times.. Do not push him to his limit.. All the best!

fuckingAyaya:
lemme shock you with a life story he get another guy man wey do the same thing he go see pastor for prayers pastor tell am say na him two uncle's wey dey village dey do,guy man go village go dey accuse those uncle's say them wan kill am na him the uncle's burst laugh say we no wan kill you stupid boy we just wan make u dey useless for life oya come inside make we show u mirror how u take come village even how u take go meet pastor and see all the things wey pastor tell you before coming to village see yourself for our monitoring mirror see the company wey u dey work for Lagos u just dey work in vain so no dey fear say we wan kill you.if we wan kill you we for don kill you long time again but we just wan make u come back to village empty handed u go just dey labour in vain.what am telling you is a life testimony,so in this life we can't be too careful or too wise we just pray Evil things don't befall us,na God dey guide and protect person

Omoooo ×1000

You don off me Fear don enter my body now now Baba God abeg ooo na your hand we dey o.

Barbiturate:
We planned getting married. She was living with me. I lost my job. Things became tough. Became broke. She couldn't cope. She started getting frustrated and abusive. She aborted our baby, packed her things and went back to her mom. Couldn't pay my rent, went back to my mom's.

Mom's neighbor disturbing her with Gen set and the fumes. Kept the Gen at Mom's window.
Confronted her and she refused to remove and resorted to verbal abuse. She called me "An old jobless fool, who lives with his mom at his age"

I am happy. I wait on God. If he likes it this way, so be it!

Move her generator away from your mum's window everytime she does that.. What rubbish! Do not exchange words with her henceforth, just do whatever you have to do to make sure you & your mum are living in good condition & a serene environment.. It will be well, God will come through for you and for all of us looking up to Him.

fuckingAyaya:
Because I no get money I go village them no poison my food

Hahahaha kaii you be case aswear kuku kee me

You jus make me remember wan feem wey I watch.. Guyman go park im motor for farrrrr place(I been think sey na their market square sef), change im clothes, comot im better shoe, put all of them for boot, con nack wan yeye slippers wey don tire for life with dirty jean & yamayama polo, carry bag like pesin wey dey hopeless.. Naso Guyman arrange himself as im dey enter im Villa with legedes Benz, just dey happy dey whistle dey go.. I been no know as things dey unfold for dah Villa until I see where 2 old men(na dem be the real monitoring evil spirits wey no like progress at all at all), dem call Guyman dey ask am "Mike, so you dey this village since?" Guyman say "Yes o, I jus come back 2wks ago sir" Dem say "So you dey here since 2wks?" Guyman say "Yes sir, I dey go back now sef" Dem con talk "Ehen which work you dey do for city sef"(smiling wickedly) Guyman say "na bread oo, I jus dey try hustle small small sir" Dem talk "So you mean you hawk bread around in the city, in traffic or where? Guyman say "Yes sir, I dey sell to all those people wey dey travel, I dey even enter street sell if e remain" Dem squeeze nose, look demsef for eye con talk "Wait, is it sliced bread abi the wan wey dem dey use hand tear?" Guyman say "the two both of dem oo but most especially the other wan" Dem still ask am "So no sliced bread?" Guyman say "Sometimes" Na dah time dem shake head(fake pity) con discharge Guyman but as dem turn dey go na their evil laff dem dey laff(e totori dem as nobody for their village dey progress) E sweet me die sey Guyman sef don too know dem wella and na why im dey always package imsef laidat anytime wey im wan go village.. As dem leave am sef, im sef dey laff dem say dis evil men dey look for pesin wey dem go spoil im future, dem no go see me sha.. Naso im reach dah place wey im park im motor, look front look back look right look left before im go for boot first of all comot the polo, slippers & then the jean, quickly squeeze himself for im better traditional outfit with correct shoe, rush enter steering, reverse fast fast and then he drove speedily without looking back.. Wahala for who no know oo lol

Hahaha shebi he will stand up to go na I'll wait to see how he does that, after a beautiful encounter with my pestle A day to remember