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This is so hilarious

So you still need to be told to use protection while engaging in s.ex with your numerous partners, in this 21st century.. Tomorrow, you will develop amnesia on seeing another fresh babe

To stop having these recurrences, you should stay off sex for some time, take your medications judiciously, eat healthy, up your hygiene, do a complete overhaul of your underwear & beddings, I'm sure your doctor must've told you all these & more.. Also, I hope you're taking the right medications for it though.. It's not always about the money, it is how well it works to combat/alter the action of not just the type of the causal organism but also the organism itself, I do not intend to go into all of that.. Raw is sweet yh, do not forget how sweet those tiny demons feel as they ravage your body now, they sure enjoy it, to say the least.

Amen oo

In this month of June, may lines fall in pleasant places for us and may our reasons to smile be as plenty as the sand that covers the Sahara desert.

Billionsclub:
Thanks so much everyone, I am truely encouraged

It's good you feel better now..

I understand you perfectly.. I'll tell you the truth, people will always talk.. You can never please everybody, there will always be someone/people that'll come out to say negative things about you, even those you've never interacted with all your life.. Even if you decide to lay your life for their sake, they'll still have something to say, good & bad.. Do not let this bother you at all cos people will always always talk, know this & know peace.. Shalom!

It means that your request could not be processed at that time.. Maybe keep trying til it goes through, eventually it will.

It must've been tough.. May take some more time to heal but you will be fine

What if you hadn't found out everything & you had continued with the relationship, she would've probably fed you more & more lies(so as not to hurt you lol), strung you along the whole time & one day drop the bombshell on you.. She was "playing" him til he started pulling some strings, they both knew what they wanted.. Her family was very much aware, it was indeed very pleasing to them.. Nothing new, he only just came back for his beloved after expressing his love for her as well as her family when he was in the abroad.

May God bless you both IderadeAratumi & jabberjawz beyond measures, may He perfect all that concerns youuu.. Keep doing a great job!

Hahahaha nothing is wrong with your little boy.. Mine is running around, climbing all over everything, wants to do everything I & other members of my family do.. Children, so full of energy, they just want to play play play and play rinse & repeat.. This is just a phase, whatever he does, wherever he goes, alwayss beam your eagle eyes on him & keep him away from danger at all times.

Omuka:
Someone linked me to my state Fcc chairman and we are meeting very soon. Please, can he help me secure job among the A list agencies if i tender it to him?

Nice one.. I'd say shoot your shot and see how it goes from there.

May God comfort and strengthen your loved ones and may He grant you eternal rest, Amen.

E be things o, e be really things.

It is an age-long tradition, oh yes it is..

I do not think you are entirely out of line though but she should've at a time met/interacted with her soon-to-be inlaws atleast once either planned or by coincidence.. I do not know how long you both have been in a relationship but my deductions from this is that you just started seeing her in your future; you've now seen reasons why you should do forever with this person.. Here comes the big question: "Are you very sure about this?" And then "How sure are you?" These are the questions your soon-to-be inlaws want answers to and as they say actions speak louder than voice..

I do not know how you intend to go about this esp as your family do not live in the same state as you; and afaik her parents would never oblige to her going to see your family.. Here's what I'll say: think this through very very well, sleep over it, pray over it.. If you still have that strong conviction deep down, that she is the person you really want to spend the rest of your life with.. You should then call your family together, talk about it, let them hear you out, make your mum understand, go to her room later, sit with her, hold her hands, look into her eyes, tell her how much you need her blessings & support; do not leave without mum's blessings, make sure she's on the same page, your brothers may not really understand but I'm sure your mum will.. She will help talk to your older relatives, as well as talk them into accompanying you to your soon-to-be inlaws house, they'll then decide within themselves who & who would go with you, you will have to keep them informed on the arrangements & date..

It is just an introduction, your soon-to-be inlaws would want to know you in particular, what manner of person is their soon-to-be son-in-law?.. They're not giving out their daughter to you that day lol so don't be scared.. This is just where you & your people will say to them "we're here with our son to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage"(officially).. Remember you'll still have to come back for the list plus there may be other steps to take before that too..

Just ensure you think this through, it's your life and marriage no be beans, are you really ready for this? Do you truly love that lady & wanna do forever with her? Are you sureee? Your genuine answers to these questions will determine the next action to take, you'll be fine.. My 2kobo!

Simply means you can't follow more people as you've reached the limit.. Yes, there is a limit to your followings at any specific time; daily, weekly, etc and you have exceeded yours..

Just wait it out and try some other time, no cause for alarm.

"Me I wont feel fine tomorrow, you did not give me enough suya" hahahaha children

Every single time, even as I'm typing rn.. There's absolutely nothing wrong with you.

I think he should be thinking about having a successful surgery and then complete healing.. I know it probably wasn't easy to get the new job but life first.. The doctor will definitely tell you both all y'all need to know.. It will take a while to recover & heal up completely but with steady balanced diet and fruits incorporated in between, lots of rest, he'll be fine in no time.. Good luck!

I'll quickly lift him up & drop him at the front door, he could cry there for as long as he wants, it's fine if his parent(s) would also like to join him there.. When he's done crying, I'll tell him about the dangers of doing that and make him promise never to do that again in my house or anywhere else.. But if I find out that they "angrily" took their child and left my house, then so be it.

*Chuckling* Boys can cooook, leave am lyk dat

Chrizoby:
The fact remains that I always buy clothes for him, it's not as if he is lacking. The issue is that he is fond of leaving his own untouched but loves meddling with mine without permission.

Have a sit-down discussion with him.. No matter how much people would want to brand this as authentic family bond, it doesn't excuse the fact that he already feels entitled.. It's not like your brother should kneel and beg you before he can wear your clothes, nooo but a simple "bros, I like this/that, e really make sense & I go like use am comot abeg" won't actually cost him anything.. It also doesn't mean you would say no if he didn't ask in the first place, it's just a really mature way if he did let you in on wanting to try any on.

Congratulations to you both.. Cheers to many more happy & blissful years together, God bless you & yours.

roteblomen:
It calls to question when no one out there can meet an individual's standards, don't you think so? still, does it suffice to call such people decent?

Actually there may be people who can meet those standards, it could be that they haven't found "the one" orrr for some reasons best known to them, they just ain't looking..

Ofcourse they(he/she) could be decent in the real sense of the word.. They look great, they are morally upright, they're doing well for themselves financially, they're witty & smart, yeah they can be all that and still not know what being in a love relationship is truly all about & as such cannot sustain one; I like that you've touched on some key attributes instrumental to sustainable healthy love relationships.. On one side, there are those that do not know how instrumental those key attributes are while on the other side, there are those that know all about it but are either not ready for such commitment or really do not want to.

Hmmmm I'd say it's something about individual standards.. One may be decent enough but it doesn't really work that way.

N ₂ O, my laughter was/is contagious.. Even at odd times, everybody go jus follow me burst laff.. Principal, asst Head Teacher, my classmates, all of dem tire for dis pikin

Hot creamy custard with moin moin elemi meje, after rounding up with house chores on a nice Saturday morning

That marriage should be dissolved.

Not quite often but I sure do have some living rent-free in my purse, just next to two 5naira notes, followed closely by a few 20naira notes, some 50naira notes & its other siblings..

As I no too dey remember who & who hol me change plus if pesin no go collect am quick quick, dem fit deny am.. Naim mek I dey always tek change gum body anytime anywhere anyday lol except sey I jus wan leave am.

"Convid19 fund request form"? Hmmm I've only heard of that of nmfb which was filled online but I think the portal is closed now.. I'm more concerned about the part where you're the one to input your personal details, your BVN & account details..

All these, and all you get is just 25% while you will have to repay 100% of the loan whether they comply with you or not cos it's you who applied for the loan afterall.. Ofcourse he'll deny it, what were you thinking? That he'll admit it to you, nahhh he won't.. Well, now you knoww, I'll advise you to use your tongue to count your teeth.

Na wa o, abeg dis wan na till wen?!

Wen time reach to send bill naww, dem go con get memory loss bah

You mean you suddenly find your ex desirable because she's no longer ugly & broke? LMAO so you broke up with her cos she was ugly? You're one funny dude.. I beg to ask, why did you bother to ask her out in the first place? I meannn she didn't just become ugly overnight orr did she? Lol I'm glad she's doing very well for herself.. Not many do, some get depressed & suicidal esp if they had their genuine feelings trampled upon.. Some become what y'all refer to as karashika aaand let's not even talk about when the tables are turned lol

Well, I've not had any cause to regret breaking up with an ex while being in a new relationship.. Tbh I'm not sure I've ever been caught unawares, that's cos I must've broken up with the said ex in my mind over & over again while giving room for possibilities(but ofcourse there are limits to what a human being can take soo I give my all til we've ran low on chances, my tired is tired tired & I'm officially exhausted) So if we eventually break up and I now refer to him as "my ex", it stays that way cos at some point I must've ruled out getting back with him based on strong irreconcilable differences(not cos he's broke or ugly lmaoo) that made us break up in the first place, it'll be a totally different thing if we only took a break.

Congratulations to you both.. Happy married life.

It's quite worrisome, I know.. As Richy4 rightly pointed out, you didn't say what she does instead.. Is she crawling everywhere? Attempting to stand but falls each time she tries? Holding onto tables & the sorts? Do you aid her to walk? Truth is, not all babies reach these milestones at the same time, and as such you do need to exercise alot of patience with them..

Keep trying, do not give up, I implore you.. Help her stand, help her move her legs little by little, let her wrap her hands around your leg whenever you stand & walk, help her believe in herself; that it's not too difficult a task and she too can.. Even better, if you have small children around you, when they come by to play with her, she'll be sooo excited to learn & perfect her moves effortlessly.. Also, do not forget to load her with foods containing calcium.. See a paediatrician, if needs be

She will walk, she will for sure.. Before you know it, she's already climbing things, jumping & running around making a mess lol.. Good luck! My regards to your lo

About 2wks ago, met with an acquaintance & we talked a bit about the crazy things that happen in Ikeja Computer Village, never been there lol.. It wasn't funny but at the same time it kinda was..

Really sorry for y'all experiences honestly.. Lord knows, I'd die of high blood pressure if I found out that they've played a fast one on me; leaving me with a fake stack of banknotes.. So I've resolved in my heart, mind, body & soul; for the life of me never to go there, not
in the nearest future, not everrr lmaoo.

Just cruise lmaoo