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charzyh2:
Couple of ladies have called me big head and I know that my head is not big. Now I know I'm not the only guy being called big head.

I've searched online but can't seem to find straight answers to what it really means. Can anyone tell me what it really means?

Most of the times they say it out of joke.

Naijanascam:
Whenever you are called big head by the other gender.. Know it that you have made it to semi finals

Hahahaha 😂😂💯

Hoelujohn:
APC is working. You can see that APC is here to cleanse Nigeria and turn her into a corruption free country.

The former government that was there was from which party??

Marvieduke:
This guy tried abeg. But e get wetin dey my mind wey I observe and I no want make people think say I corrupt.

Penis on your mind.


I see you.

Animegirl:
So, there's a man who wants me to be his wife. Honestly, he possesses the qualities of a good husband, but I can't deny that I don't find him attractive. Despite my efforts, I can't seem to develop feelings for him. Seeing his face makes me angry, even though he treats me well and spends generously. His height and face are a deal-breaker for me. If I accept his proposal, I know it will cause pain, but no matter how rude I've been, he won't let go. I'm considering running away from my community altogether. I don't want him to know my parents; otherwise, I'm done.

Tell him straight to his face that you don't like him. And Stop acting like a coward and also running like a fugitive.

Lifeinlight:
My sis was a clear example. She got married as a virgin @24. There are people that still place so much value on their body. They may not be much though but they exist.

No too much cry of heart break or what have you

Very correct

Fahvvy:
This is a very balanced write up ...

I personally don't want a woman to "build" with me ... Let her use that "building materials" to build herself instead ...

Hahahahahahahaha

money121:
If you are the poorest amongst your siblings or not doing well financially, avoid family gatherings until you have money - Nigerian lady says

Lolo Nneka Obani Wrote on her Wall:


If you know you are the poorest amongst yoursiblings or you aren't doing well financially, l recommend that you avoid family occasions or gatherings until you have money. If you must attend, kindly sit at a corner like a visitor.
Let the people that are serving the food and souvenir serve you like one of the guests, so you don't end up embarrassing yourself.
Do not go close to where the food and drinks are being served, sit at a corner and observe. Stop setting yourself up for insults.

Source: https://gistmeloveblog.com/if-you-are-the-poorest-amongst-your-siblings-or-not-doing-well-financially-avoid-family-gatherings-until-you-have-money-nigerian-lady-says/

Is he his siblings that made him poor? Stop misleading people with your stupid advice.

No sensible person will take this foolish advice from this girl, cos it promotes hatred, competition, entitlement and division among siblings.

Nazgul:
Of the seven people below, who do you think should be Nigeria's Person of the Year, 2023?

a. Peter Obi
b. Victor Osimhen
c. Burna Boy
d. President Bola Tinubu
e. Tems
f. The late MohBad
g. The Dangote Refinery

Please kindly give a short explanation for why you chose the option you did.

Source Reno Omokri.

Peter obi all the way.

abc115:
One day, his wife or girlfriend will ask him to choose between her and his mother😃🤣🤣
Heartless girls. Imagine struggling with ur mom and a girl who comes from nowhere trying to control what your own mother does with your money. They even go as far as stopping your mom from living with you in the same house.

Copied

God knows no wife or girlfriend will make me do such, am too sensitive to fall into such trap.

AbuTwins:
The kids won't be stealing chicken if they weren't deprived before!

True.

UrgentNeeds:
How Much Would You Have Bought These Plantains In Your Area in Nigeria ?


Over Here in My Area - UGEP, Yakurr LGA, Cross River State - These Small Bunches of Plantains Go Between ₦400 to ₦600 Naira With "ZERO ABEG" if You Can Negotiate Well.


However; I didn't buy these ones as We Harvested Them From Our Backyard Farm @ Home.



Moral of This Thread: Year 2024 is Here Already; Let's All Endeavour To Cultivate Atleast One Food Crop To Help Foster Food Abundance in Nigeria. If Every Home Can Do This - The Poverty of Hunger And Starvation Which is The Root Cause of The Poverty of Insecurity of Human Lives And Properties in Nigeria will Gradually Diminish.



So, Over To You:


How Much Would You Have Bought These Sets of Plantains in Your Area ?

I'll get bigger than this for 600 here in kano.

adecz:
The beat goes on


😋😋😋Deep fried chicken 🍗🍖🍗🍖🍗

Na trouble this one dey find so o.

1MILLIONLiGHTS:
UK, I like their English . So sweet and therapeutic to one's hearing.

American English is much more sweeter than that of UK.


Just go listen to Barack Obama's speech, oh my God.

Keepamsafe:
I feel so sad and devastated. Why are ladies treating good men like this

Today, I had to borrow money from 3 different loan app because im meeting a new girl today.

Luckily, we met and had our date and I spent roughly 45k I borrowed from loan app and still gave her 5k for pocket money and yet, she refused to follow me home.

Im home now, lying in bed alone and sad.

Hook up 7k, but I spent 50k today because i wanted to build soul connection. yet I gained nothing. Absolutely nothing. Not even sex and im now in debt, broke like a church rat and no woman to console me. I feel scammed.

Im in a dilemma. help please.

You need medical attention asap


Werey

Jeon:
And that's the only thing a Nigerian man expect from a lady, be it girlfriend, wife, FWB or not. So that's why I said "I can't give anything to them even my vagina, cuz they are not wroth it".

Now listen: I did rather throw away my water than to give it to a thirsty Nigerian man.

If you like be lesbian, be bisexual, queer or whatever una call una self, na matter of time, all this your gra gra go stop when one man nack you belle.

Annahh:
Peter532

I am that friend that will build a house and not tell anyone till house opening, it doesn't mean they are not my close friends but someone like me prefers to announce things when it's done. I have friends that travelled out without telling me, I don't hold it against them, I will do same if I were in their shoe.

PS my cousin did his traditional wedding without inviting me, I saw the pic online and I didn't die

Very true 💯

Peter532:
I don't know if I should be angry or just smile and take it as it is. This is someone that I fed, I clothed despite us being closed friends since we were kids. He knows everything about me that my parents don't even know till dates..We could go to a gathering together and I will be the one ordering and paying for everything we bought even recently because I always acted like the big bro and he accepted I guess .. Just last week I saw it on his status about is house opening invite. I later got a dm from him that same evening telling me about it that I should come through.

It came as a surprise I admit, even though I know he was doing quite well for himself. I know some will call it entitlement mentality but since I considered we were close like a brother we even ate from same plate last 2weeks, I thought I should have known atleast.

Note: I noticed so many people will come in here to call me names, even some accusing me to be someone with bad motives and sort I smile. Not everyone has a evil mindset like you or some persons you know, It's just that when you expect so much from people you hold very close to your heart you might get disappointed and it hurts badly.

Especially when you know you can't do that same thing to that person. I only brought it out here because I wanted to know maybe I'm overreacting because I feel a deep level of betrayal but hey I am happy for him and I will attend the house opening tomorrow.

File Photo for Illustration

I understand your pain, things like this hurt sometimes. But my advice for you is, congratulate him, celebrate with him, and wish more for him, don't hold grudges against him. Still relate with him normal. But don't expose your secrets to him too. Be wise.

Paystack:
I wonder who takes this one seriously.

Na their fault say u no fit act film?

Is that what the write up said??

NFBI:
Don't give up one day he will hit the jackpot and everybody will be happy..


even nairaland advertise betting platform

😂😂

SmileDance:
You are not making your children better by staying there enduring or else they will grow up with the mentality that they can be irresponsible and expect their wives to also endure.
Since you've already decided to go to your family house, I hope you have solid plans in place how to take care of your children.
I would have said being a single parent is not easy at all, but then again you are a single parent already and your husband is an extra burden for you. Just takes care of your kids and train them well so they don't follow their father's footsteps.

Exactly.

mariahAngel:
Compliments of the season people. ✨✨✨
Christmas is here again, and we all know it's a season to give, receive, enjoy and make merry with family, friends and acquaintances.

Yeah, we all know things have been somehow, but anyhow, we must find a way to celebrate and enjoy Christmas, right?

It has not been easy surviving the present day Nigeria, we know, but we survived up till now, right? 🤷🏽‍♀️
So, we deserve to give ourselves some treat, no matter how small.
Take this as a reminder to reward yourself.
No excuses o! 😌

Even if you have to wash cars or do people's laundry to earn small money to give yourself a treat this festive season, do it o.
No dulling. 👀

I don't want to read nkenwa kinikan stories O! 🧐

So, what are you getting for yourself this Christmas?🙂

Pictures source: Google

Happiness all the way.

BankyGee:
Nigerian Player of the Year
1. Victor Osimhen

Nigerian Female Player of the Year
1. Chiamaka Nnadozie

NPFL Player of the Year
1. Amas Obasogie

Most Impactful New Inclusion (2023)
1. Victor Boniface

Best Ogedengbe Goalkeeper of the Year
1. Amas Obasogie

Stephen Keshi Defender of the Year
2. Bright Osayi-Samuel

Samuel Okwaraji Midfielder of the Year
2. Alex Iwobi

Rasheed Yekini Attacker of the Year
1. Victor Osimhen

Most Improved Player (2023)
1. Wilfred Ndidi

Young Player of the Year (U-21)
2. Benjamin Fredrick

Super Eagles Goal of the Year
3. Kelechi Iheanacho vs Saudi Arabia

Best Assist of the Year
3. Zaidu Sanusi to Kelechi Iheanacho vs Sierra Leone

Team of the Year (Club or National)
1. Super Falcons

Coach of the Year
1. Randy Waldrum

Prospect of the Year
1. Gift Orban

✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅

Almost thesame thing with my choice too.

Mitsurugi:
And she is an INFLUENCER o

Ashawo influencer😂😂

Offpointng:
Have you built a house for ur Girlfriend yet?? I sincerely suggest you build for your Girlfriend first cuz that's who you might spend the rest of ur life with granting you access to unlimited love and posterity continuation

A word is enough for the wise

You need medical attention asap.

Mitsurugi:
If you want to "F.CK" rich men attend house parties in Banana Island. Fixed Ashawo oshi

Exactly, if not ashawo what else do they want to do with them.

Instead of advising them to add value to their lives so that men of influence can call for their service, she's talking about attending party they didn't invite her.

unclejb2:
He should go and marry.....

Mind your business.

Efna55:
I got married to her a virgin and we never intend having babies early because I intend putting her in school, to cut the long story short she became pregnant and I was very sure about the natural methods I used, there were also many circumstances that made me think the baby may not be mine, the baby is few months old and I took her to do a secret DNA test while the mother went to school for some registrations, the diagnostic centre said without the mothers consent it cannot be done..
Pls advice..

Check for another centre and do it there.

Alhajikd:
Shut up
What is good about this useless news?
Who caused the hardship in the first place?

You dey answer the dimwit.


Majority of them have lost their senses since APC came into power.

Almiron:
GOAL

Florentino Perez, the asiwaju of football.

DARLINGTON869:
Why are people against the super league?

Only ignorant people are against it.

Tharealisrael:
Super League is here to stay, you dey carry Florentino Perez play?

That man is a master strategist.