₦airaland Forum

Obavoh:
I am not a beggar. It is a loan I will surely pay back. Why can’t he just say he can’t lend me , instead of playing my life like long tennis

Must he tell you b4 you'll know and understand that he don't want to give you?

Leave that uncle alone and explore other options.
Have some respect for yourself pls.

ImoleNaija:
Thanks

I appreciate all advice given.

It's just so painful knowing your life is being held to ransom over #130k. Mental health gets worse everyday.

You better relax your mind, pray , work hard and believe or else you'll die without solving that problem.


Some people have financial problems running into millions and they're still smiling and you're here killing yourself because of 130k.


You better wake up from your sleep.

ImoleNaija:
For weeks, I have lost interest in sex. Even when I try to force the erection, I lose it before mounting, as there's no strength to sustain it at all. All her words of encouragement/motivation hold no water. She's so pitiful.


Experienced husbands, how do you manage your sex drives & financial depression?

Until your mind is relaxed and free from depression that dick will not rise . Your mind is connected to every parts of your body including your penis, so if the mind is depressed the dick will definitely face thesame.

Am talking out of experience. But I solve mine with motivational books like the bible and others, I ate alot of watermelon and banana to increase blood flow to the penis and other parts, do exercises especially aerobics, push ups, jogging and stretches, engage in friendly and funny discussions to free your mind, and lastly always give thanks to God no matter what, my mum always reminds me of that.


I did it and it worked for me.

Try and thank me later. Goodluck.

BigIyanga:
They always find their voice while hiding behind a keyboard. He cant even find the will to stand that gang/kult boy harassing him in school.

Lolz, it's really funny and surprising for me to see someone not acknowledging the effort of a great man like Nelson Mandela.

BigIyanga:
E-keyboard historian. Someone went to prison 30yrs in order to liberate his people.. while people like u are afraid to challenge NPF to stop taking N100 bribe. You were a no show at endsars protests. Abegi go find work

Hahahahahahahaha 😂😂

Floky215:
What liberation?
Mandela simply help them to continue apartheid without apartheid...!!

The economy of SA is still in the hand of the white minorities and the lazy blacks there are not helping matter...!!

That doesn't mean you won't acknowledge the effort of that great man. If the blacks there are too lazy and are not doing what they're suppose to do is not Mandela's fault, the president is a black south African man so they should do the needful and help their people.


Allow the great mandala to rest abeg.

TimeMachine2:
Coming from the most useless politician in Nigeria of all time. Peter Gringory Obi aka the Pandora thief should be quiet.

If with what's happening in Nigeria and you're still calling obi useless for calling out government then you must be the most useless and biggest fool in Nigeria.

Tokskob2008:
He is a mad man... Even flight tickets right now are way above 1m.

They offer peanuts for your conscience during elections and after you have must have eaten away your brain then you start lamenting....

Hahahahahahahaha 😂😂

happney65:
Koni da fun iwo ati gbogbo mo le bi e fun oro werey to so yen

After they voted rubbish he is now clamouring for Japa.

O ni ku re

Hahahahahahahaha

Christianoir:
I’ve been writing exam since i haven’t gotten any carryover…Just had one today God [u] I feel disgusted and ashamed.. since I started writing exams since Monday all my grade have been A throughout
It cbt exam once you finish writing you will see your score

I wrote and score 40/100 which is F (carryover)
The course wasn’t that hard..I read it, it was time
60 questions to answer 20min too small.

I don’t know what to do….this is my first
This is my first carryover course since
It breaking me down

I don’t even have to zeal to read for next course again

My only advice for you is keep on doing your thing, don't let the carry over discourage you.

A failure in school doesn't mean you're a failure in life.

12345baba:
Die well well, ur burial go scent Wella. Fucking idiot. Because of carryover, tufiakwa gi. Buhari wey no attend university became president twice

Hahahahahahahaha 😂😂


Make una dey try calm down na

Karleb:
If you want to die over a carryover, then go ahead.

Hahahahahahahaha 😂😂

maasoap:
Marriage where husband and wife are free to have affairs outside, even to the knowledge of the other partner

Ok.

ProtonX:
“I made the mistake of asking my wife for an open marriage and I regret it.”

As a married man, I think the solution to the no spark would have been to see a therapist, not ask for an open marriage. What is this world turning into?

Married folks, please share your thoughts.

What do you mean by open marriage??

Dogshow:
Good day nairalanders,

I've been hearing scenarios of how people started learning how to drive maybe due to emergencies, job testing ,travel amongst others. Kindly share your experiences with us.

No event, I just feel is a necessity.

illicit:
Some of the students sleep with men outside

Why focus on teachers alone?

Just say it's not good for anyone to sleep with underage girls

When I joined a British school's staff, at the seminar, they said that we teachers should not patronise bars or hotels because our students and their parents might see us and that we are models

I asked the admin guy lecturing us, what about the parents, don't some of them patronise bars? Don't some of them drink and smoke at home?

A teacher is also human.

Anyway, since then I drink at home.

But when I was a corper I have met my students at night parties, am I suppose to leave because of them? Or send them home?

Which home?
The same home where the parents are and knows that their children are not in bed?

I am an adult, they are the children, but not my children...

A teacher's job is not a death sentence, abeg let us breath...


🙄

The topic was very direct, "teacher and student". Why are you now trying to make a shift from the main point

Chingyyy878:
It’s a crazy world

I don't have much time for people, but that doesn't mean I don't watch and observe those around me.

Vinnie2000:
The Truth is many LADIES will like to Fucck their Ex before their Wedding Day.

Dat's how one of my Babe was Calling me 'Lets see nah' when Her Pre-wedding Photos were already on Facebook. 🤨🙂🙂

And I went to 'See' her and she Calmed down. ☺️

The fact is: The thought of Dem Living with one PREEK for the Rest of their Lives traumatizes them. 😌😌

Majority of them are nothing but harlots, and have nothing to offer in that marriage.

EDUECO:
Why not charge ₦‎60,000( ₦‎60,000 × 130 passengers will give ₦‎7,800,000)?

₦‎250,000 ×6 passengers just gave the airline ₦‎1,500,000

The manager of this airline is clueless just like a typical Nigerian politician!

Between you and the manager who is clueless now with this rubbish you wrote?

LadyRosa2:
Yes!
Of she gets a very good lawyer,especially those hot head human rights/family lawyers, she gets ALL the kids. You will have visitation rights and will be paying for their upkeep.

If I'm in her shoes, my lawyer would have handed me those kids since.

Na the kind thing wey una like.


Rubbish.

Stephen2324:
Age 25+..what advice would you give someone age 18-24?

1)Discover your purpose/gift/ passion
2)Set goals
3)Work on it (gift)
4)Be good at it (gift)
5)Go for excellence ( with your gift)
6)Always Add value
7)Always keep learning
Believe
9)Make use of opportunities
10)Contribute to your world with your gift
11) Take 100% responsibility
12)Lastly, stay with God as you journey through.


Thank me later.

Bobloco:
This is what you get when a Notorious narcotics drug trafficker, a certified certificate forger who became a guinea pig student of government college lagos used to test run the school four years before it was founded become president.

Sane Nigerians know that Tinubu who himself said "na statistics we go chop" and also recently turned COP28 Dubai summit into ‘owambe’ jamboree with 1,411 delegates got absolutely nothing to offer

Exactly.......

Thundafireseun:

Weak man shut up jare

We voted for you and yet you couldn’t defend our votes

You need medical attention asap.

obembet:
Nigeria lady Praiseoghre narrated how she lost her boyfriend to her roommate...

Here is what she wrote



Source: Praise Oghre

Most women are not reasonable when it comes to receiving advice, more especially if that advice is from their fellow women.


That's good for her, next time she will use her sense.

Jennyclay:
If the man can’t forgive her then let him go jare!! . He’s not a saint either!!

I’m sure the man is not really good in bed reason she visited her ex.

So many men are not just good in bed, especially Nigerian men!! and they won’t even care if a lady is satisfied or not!! Very selfish men!!!

Personally, if I’m not getting enough money, sex and true Love from my man then I would definitely look outside.

Mumu girl go find work.

Goldplucker:
When ppl say Nothing is permanent!

A fallacious belief that does sit well with lazy ppl.

That's no fallacy bro.


Can you tell me if there's anything that's permanent ??

Brendaniel:
These are also part of the effects of bad governance....

Exactly ......

Ogene001:
They protested against Emefiele, yorubas have taken over everything now. Oya let's see what they will do

We are seeing the nonsense the yorubas are doing already na



Abi eye dey pain you?

Think9ja:
Na who get money for account de lament, no be us weh Betta Edu don disappoint

Hahahahahahahaha

SweetBuns:
They say that "beauty is in the eyes of the beholder", but honestly speaking there are certain calibres of men I will never go near no matter how hard they try.

To get straight to the point,

1. Short men
Oh my God.... I don't just know what to say about these sort of men. If I'm taller than you as a girl, then sorry but I can never see you as my second piece. You'll always be like a younger brother to me. No hard feelings.
Short men also have this irritating attitude whenever they see girls around, as if they're trying to compensate for their low height. And some even go to the gym and gets muscles.... But it just makes them look shorter like a 5 litre jerry can and irritating
Also, why in the world would I pick a short guy over a tall guy? I literally feel so protected and safe when I'm with a guy that is wayyyy taller than me (I'm 5'2 so my height is kinda average)... So ofc I'd want a tall man and not a mini man.
Imagine hugging a man and he's hugging your waist cause he's short ugh.
I wanna stand on my toes whenever I kiss him and strain my neck just to look at his face. No more no less.
Tall men also stand out more, they're far more attractive and I also want taller sons and daughters.
Who should the short guys date then? I dunno... But not me.
The bar starts at 6'0, but If you're like 6'2 or 6'3... I want your babiesss

2. Bald men
The only age where I think baldness is acceptable as a man for me is if he's like in his 50s or 60s. But if you're in your 20s-30s and you're already going bald.... It just irritates me low-key in a inexplicable way... Like why will a young guy have a hairline that receeds all the way to the middle or back of your head? Where did all your hair go? Gross
I also read somewhere that early balding is genetically inherited so that means my children too will suffer the same fate? God forbid.
My man ought to have a head full of hair well into his 60s, then we start talking about hair loss.

3. "Oju yo Bo" people
I didn't know the English term for this so I had to Google it. It's a Yoruba term for people whose eyes pop out of their sockets like that of a wall gecko. This is also something I don't like in my man.... I want his eyes to be like that of Henry Cahill... Neatly tucked inside and having small slit like opening.

Addition: so I just googled it and it's called prey eyes. I prefer the hunter one since it gives my man a piercing gaze and I just wanna hug him immediately.

4. Eyebrows
A man MUST have thick eyebrows. If you don't, I can't take you seriously

5. Men with bad posture

6. Men who supports man U

That last one was a joke but I'm dead serious about the rest. And I'm sure other girls will agree to some up there too.

By the time you get this man what will you offer him??

Samantha124:
Oh! I see... No wonder you guys prefer civil wedding to a traditional one.

Some people from my tribe nowadays would just do a low-key traditional wedding and then do a civil wedding with at least four witnesses present, two from the groom's side and two from the bride's side, and they're done.

They'll do a white wedding later on... It can even take some years.

Is not like we prefer civil wedding, most people here still manage to go for the traditional wedding, it's like a most here o. But the thing is that most men are running away from the financial burden that comes with it making them to avoid marriage. Or some desperate men and women use the tactics of getting the girl pregnant so that they can discuss marriage rites on your terms.

Justkatty:
Sometimes I wonder if you're human atall

Is just that he lack brains.



Don't take the dickhead serious.