₦airaland Forum

chijokz:
Mine was in an elevator - I was the only one on the 20th floor going down and then I felt the pressure to fart so I released one heavy one when all of a sudden the elevator stopped on the 15th floor with 2 beautiful ladies entering. They gave me that nasty look. I was so embarrassed.

You thought the storm will be over before any next stop! Sorry o! Lolz!

stubbornman:
Mine was the day I went to my Crush's lodge during my school days , outside her lodge was this very big tree so we stood under it and was discussing and lovey dovey stuff suddenly I heard people shouting and running, me sef con dey wonder before could say "I have the video" Snake fall on top my head from the tree fall for ground.... baba if you see the take off wey I apply Usain Bolt got nothing on me..... That was the last time I visited her... I cut off the evil friendship!!!

Lolz! With a moniker like that, the snake just wanted to show you who is boss. Lolz! Say na cut off evil friendship, as per she be karashika.

realwiz1:
Really didn’t want to post this here, buh I just had to, on my way back from lectures, I felt this strange feeling in me, like practically everyone I came in contact with on my way home was like: “damn I’m scared of this guy”....who could he be! Yeah that kinda trips.

So wetin you type so?

If a woman viciously doesn't want her husband's relatives around or visiting, abeg what business does the man have marrying her. These things work both ways, you have no business with a human who does not love those you love, those who have been your support system through life. That's a RED FLAG! Run!

The real questions? Must these set of sellers wait for government. So they can't contribute money and clear that place by themselves.

Mental slavery comes in different forms. There's something wrong with every person selling in that place. Not everytime you blame poverty

Yankiss:
Juju in a citadel of learning is an aberration. I am surprised that a student or so in the so-called Ivory Tower will descend to the level of juju. That's for primitive uneducated lowlives.

Lolz! See what you call juju is part of learning for some, study of such things exist for some. Like those studying Yoruba language.

I have no business with such things, just letting you know it's not about primitiveness or lack of education.

What about those studying herbalism! Is that primitive too?

majamajic:
Me I know , na make I farm small for your land till u need it , that's how village uncles dey collect person land

Are you thinking this way cuz it's the kind of thing you might do?

Why thinking reasons for the owner? Not everyone is dishonest.

You banned bikes and brought 8 speed boats, not 200 not 500 only 8 and then calling private investors.

A joker you are

stevenson007:
Seriously a journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step....

Lets start from here...

No okada and keke

People will look for sane alternatives themselves (Man must survive)..

But if your choice is to begin robbery (armed & unarmed) bear it in mind that this is the beginning of the end for you?

I have a feeling something good will emanate from this.....

Lagos will be great again..

Imagine that how busstops look like now without the filth of Okada and Keke Napep.

Thats how people complain about Border closure and some wailed to the extent that they wanted to die. But now we are used to it and directly or indirectly, we are ripping the dividends.

Lagosians it only the beginning, we will survive and then from then on better alternatives that people can delve into will be here.


PS: If you tell me that how will they feed their family or people will go into stealing then ask yourselves that what were they doing before they started the okada and keke work or they born them into the world with Keke and Okada


Use your head

Because it's not affecting you directly, people cry from not making ends meet, full grown men. There can't be leadership without empathy and we can't continue to allow leaders who are perpetual liars lead.

Now you made valid points only on the roads looking sane, but you don't take away the livelihood of many so suddenly. You find a way to cushion it.

This isn't about the riders alone but regular everyday people.

Opeyemiebun:
Hmmmm, so I should encourage us getting 2 cars within the next 3months looking at Nigeria's economy and the need to have multiple source of income?.
Waoooh, thanks for the advice!!!

Seems you don't like the advice. You think raising a kid is a joke, plus combining it with work, she needs a vehicle more than you, and since she'll use her money, what's the problem?

Let's see how many years down the road this remains sustained.

Empty contents from the cover

TonyeBarcanista:
Of course, you should know where I belong

I recall this moniker and some exchange we've had, how are you an Alpha male in the light of those comments?

Fisher007:
Hmm this is a newyear. I thought I dumped you last year . But it seems you are addicted to me ba

I know you love hardcore, redpill and bitter truth.
Who am I to say no to your advances.

Continue following me around ooo.

Thanks so much for proving further that you are so, if you have my likes following you around, I believe you'll be smarter, now stop typing trash, okay. It's 2020.

There's no bitter truth in anything you typed, maybe your own life truth.

FIXED

LordeCalifornia:
A heavy duty parachute would suffice. It may sound crazy, but with science, almost anything can be achieved. plus, the essence of the parachute is not to suspend the chopper in the air, it is rather to reduce the degree of impact on the ground.

It's only a suggestion though, Those in aviation line could look into it.
After all, hot air ballons could be used to lift really heavy weights.

Are you guys Nigerians? The debate or shall we say presentation from you all should be happening in a board room with multinationals.

Nice to know we have problem solvers.

lekspot01:
Only if he died as a Muslim

You didn't need to say this, are you Maliki Yaumidin? Master of the day of judgment? Are you?

I'm a Muslim and I don't believe only Muslims will go to heaven, some Muslims won't even smell it. So chill. It would have been better you didn't make this comment.

Fisher007:
First of all who told you that your babe is a good girl.

Although you are stupid too. Infact very stupid.

Advice:

Let her have the child. Cause you might realise it is the best decision you ever made in future.

Imagine your so called babe too don abort and can't bear a child. Hmmm

Tell your girlfriend. If she breaks up with you good and fair which is the right thing to do. Move on.

Or break up with her, tell her you dont deserve her. She will beg and ask why. Tell her the truth and you sincerly feel she deserves better.
Trust me she will stay but watch your back if that happens.

Focus on your career and money.

Left for me. I for just accept the child and wont marry at all (none of the two).

Will enjoy my life Jeje.

Change your moniker to Fishbrain

Lolz! I'm a Muslim, but I think this is a complete joke. Laughable.

When are we going to stop all this nonsense. Pls MURIC should answer. Is it not God that created the Leopard?

Hope common sense will fall on us in Nigeria. So wetin them want now? Which name?

Nansense! Instead of Christian and Muslim bodies to come together and strategize ways to fight a common enemy affecting us all, Boko Haram. We are arguing about names.

Shame o!

In this era, not only do people sin they have the guts to bring it out shamelessly to the publics hearing.

That's how bad it has become. There are questions from an interviewer you can decline answering.

Sounds weird. But the weirdest things still happen. The danger here is that it's the house you are living in. That's terrible shd you lose it

Naija youths and our love of nonsense. Who posted the video? Who are the people in the video? Why must all topics be about sex? When are we going to start innovating?

Was Buhari right or wrong when he said the youths are Lazy?

Matrimonous:
Shame on the girl who went spreading her legs for the man that doesn't want to marry her and devil is the man that sleeps with a girl he has no intention of marrying.

GBAM!

WROOONG! Conflict of interest. Nepotism. Not like she didn't hold a position somewhere before. What's wrong with these people?

I expected better from Madam Talen. An unemployed qualified youth, with much zeal and energy to work could have efficiently filled that position.

gbami:
Am about doing a peternity test on my child... That's the real gist

I laughed here! The poor child and the woman you are suspecting, so this is what marriages have turned to? Suspicion upandan.

It's funny how ur post makes the men the victims. Like you don conduct research, censors and survey to come to this conclusion. But I guess you have seen things we haven't.

So lemme ask you based on this ya theory, is there a possibility someone is also raising your child as theirs in their house?

People should live decent lives but no, this is what we have to deal with in return. People raising other people's children.

What a pity. Be morally upright people. Let's have a sane society.

Wife is the problem jhoor! Respect your mother in law because in this case she is kind to you and taking your nonsense. Others would have showed you her son was her son first, before becoming your husband.

How can your wife refuse to be loving and accommodating after the woman has tried to make amends. Abeg jare

ambassadorgozie:
i am getting to realise dat i shouldn't hav knelt down, but the screamings nd d circumstance were beyond my control

Sorry o! If in your heart of hearts it's not true, and you just can't understand why she did that.

Maybe it was just time to move out of there to somewhere else better, and something needed to happen.

So my advice is, hustle harder and honestly, have a better bearing in life, find that girl later and sue her. Keep all evidence of how things went, like the messages you sent etc.

If somebody just feels like ruining your life, they should pay.

Please dude, you are an adult, start spelling your words properly. "hav, n, d" are not proper spellings. This can hurt ur job search

Whether truy or false. This is how some people's new year has started on a bad note.

This story seems unlikely or some missing pieces...

You've never met the girl before and she just chose to turn you to the enemy and set you up?

You asked her to eat once that was enough, why be persistent.

You never ever get into someone's physical space too closely or even touch them, nooo, you don't do that, except na your paddy.

Please why did you kneel to start begging o, begging and begging as if you were guilty of something. Once you are not guilty of something, you supposed fit talk with your chest na.

You acted like you were guilty, that's if truly you didn't touch her inappropriately.

Good luck in your future search.

She's told you what to do. That u shd commot for her front let her see road na.

She's telling you, she doesn't value neither you or the relationship. Take heart and move on.

Why do guys say they toast a girl. Is she bread?

kiyosaki1:
One of the expected characteristics of a good parent, is to be able to inculcate good morals on their wards, no matter the circumstances.

Our children always look up to us parent as a role model first of all , copy our behaviour, before an outsider can influence them. If the children noticed any inconsistent in our behaviour ,they tend to lose their trust in us,and so they look outside for help.
There are so many parents that had no time for the children because of work demand ,in such cases they yielded to outside influence, in any way you might look at it ,the girl in questioned is a product of failed parenthood .

oh lord! What sort of reasoning is this? Anyways using your own theory do you agree then that the Naira Marley himself, and all other artist famous for their lewd ways are all results of failed parenting?

If yes, what facts do you have to back that up, have you been to their homes, know their parents?

Many people are well brought up by their parents, or how do you explain siblings from the same parents, brought up same way, the right way, yet one turns out good and upright and the other one wayward? Is that still failed parenting?

neolboy:
Musicians who give us good lyrics are they mad?

Training up a child requires collective effort of both the parents and the society, and in our new world the effect of the society on a child is larger than that of the parents.

Until it happens to your child that's when you will know that marlians are bunch of crazy fellows.

Thank God your post made first page, cuz this OP post has K-leg!

Naira Marley is seriously a bad influence. We wey be moral police them go dey call us hypocrites, when this is obviously one of the ways Moral Decadence comes back for us.

The rate at which Nigerian society is decaying is sickening. Content creators can't seem to do anything without bringing in sex, same with music and films.

Many are well trained at home but pick wrong behavior outside.

So amongst them. Who are actually your friends and who are your foes?

200 human beings, just as bridesmaids. Thought bridesmaids are trusted and close people.

But wetin I know, Obi keeps seeing plenty things in Apapa Wharf. Lolz!

Good thing she wants a quiet life for herself.

wirinet:
So to you a woman's dignity is tied to whether she is a virgin or not? That's 1st century mindset. In the 21st century where women chart their own destinies without depending on men, their dignity is tied to their character, education and career.
Those that feel their dignity is tied to their virginity better become a nun.

Even Mia Khalifa married a young successful bachelor.

If you yourself had any dignity, any common sense, any self respect, any values, any parental teachings, any good guidance, then you would have understood my post on one hand and on the other hand you would have not stooped low to use MIA KHALIFA as an example.

But I don't blame you, this generation doesn't know how to define success, that's why you can use pornstars or a scammer as an example of success.

90% of people don't have sense, as a friend of mine said.

You lack decency or intellectual capacity to hold a discussion with me. So dey your lane of pornstars abeg. This is my final exchange with you.