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ifyalways:
i think its asking God to help me "wash" bitterleaf

Decades ago, i was assigned by my mom with the task of washing bitterleaf after school for ofe onugbo later in the day. Before i left for school, i went to the backyard to pluck the needed quantity of onugbo, threw them into a bowl, added a little water , covered it up and left for school. While in school, i remember praying silently to God that he should do a miracle and send angel gabriel to wash the bitterleaf for me before i come back from school.

That prayer was unanswered

thorpido:
This one pass inside life.

olabrinks:
Do you know how many people are insane and they are yet to be diagnosed? Thank your God that her own is cured before you marry a woman that will stab you in the middle of the night.

Authoreety:
What's that??

Authoreety:
And you had to quote the entire post?

Do you know how hard it is for we those of us that use small torchlight phones to access nairaland?

thorpido:
I think it means something like 'spoilt world'.Abi Cococandy?

cococandy:
Yes

sisisioge:
Wow! Please take it easy...just relax a bit. Why dont you work on getting a job that takes you out of the house, eat out and plan to move to your own apartment soon enough?

Truth is, your kid sister shouldn't have to care if you've eaten or not at 30yrs...you aren't a kid and she's not your mother. May God provide you with all you need to live a better life. Cheers

thorpido:
Uwa mmebi q

mimimile93:
To ur signature. What has chioma shows davido? Again, fvck every hoe in our life. Bukatyne

mimimile93:
Hello head of homes, hope your week is going as planned. Please I need you to answer this question with sincerity. Your wives are not on this forum. The more reason you should be truthful. Now tell me, 'WOULD YOU CHOOSE YOUR WIFE OVER YOUR FAMILY?' Assuming you are from a royal family like PRINCE HARRY.

mimimile93:
I KNOW A HOE WOULD COME OUT HERE TO DEFEND HER KIND. GOD PUNISH EVERY WIFE WORLDWIDE

Observer007:


When from both partners you have big egos and pride, big gulf in vision and goals, disagreements and prolonged inability to resolve them, selfishness, and pretty much what the posters above have written, especially INCOMPATIBILITY.

When they get to that point where both parties or at least one has totally given up hope to try to make the marriage work, they both agree for a divorce on grounds of irreconcilable differences.

When both parties agree that there's need to highlight any issues anymore nor point accusing fingers. 'Let's just pack our bags and go our separate ways'.

LadySarah:
how old are you?Being an oral agreement creates problems as there isnt any evidence.
Ppls wickedness to their helps
Nigeria!
Which church were you ppl going to.See their pastor
Nlc or Naptip should help out i think so.

Cc.Ifyalways,Bukatyne.Whats your take?

Edithevans:
Education isn't all about the classroom. I picked all these while living

Stone03:
What does ' boko haram' mean in hausa?

Authoreety:
A Nigerian Lady identified as Mercy Ada Jesus is currently trending on social media after she penned down a heartfelt message to celebrate her boyfriend.



The lady who is obviously head over heels in love with her man shared loved-up photos and wrote an epistle that contained both deep and hilarious sentences.

Sharing the photos, she wrote;

“You have made me to stop wearing pants. U just keep on tearing my pants and destroying my bras. You are nothing but
My womb shifter
My pant remover
My waist bender
My pu**y general manager
My pu**y key holder and unlock

Ur d**k is my life ❤��. May u live long. My Indonesian Boyfriend. Am ready to breast feed u till world ends my heartbeat.

Pls if e pain u, go and hug transformer.”



In another post, she wrote;

“I don’t know why I love u so much, until I find the reason I will never stop loving u. But I wish never to have any reason for loving u.

I don’t care if u destroy all my pants and bras, cause I just find out u like tearing my pants and bras each time u want to enter the promised land u paid visa for. Keep on tearing my pants and bras na u buy am is ur money, since ur favourite food is sucking breast I will forever breastfeed u, suck them with no mercy. I just love the way u always separate my two tiny mosquito legs, one for lagos other one to Kaduna. �� chai uwa bu nke Chukwu

My pant remover
My pu**y general manager
My waist bender
My womb shifter
My account creditor
My pu**y key holder and unlock
My Indonesian boyfriend ❤❤

E pain u? �.”



Source: gistreel.com

sholarr12:
Often times when a man impregnates a woman, and the man does not want to marry the woman, even if he is ready to take responsibility for the child, the man will still be forced by the woman's parents to marry her.

Forcing a man to marry your daughter may come with its disadvantages.

That brings us to the question: should a man be forced to marry a woman?

sweetonugbu:
won't you like to watch soft porn written by this dude?.

kingdiamond:
All the answer you required are there . Read along please .

sweetonugbu:
Writing and acting porn is your talent please don't deviate from it, you will make it big in the industry, your expertise is highly recommended.

bigiyaro:
lol!!! OP u will be very good at writing sex novels, believe me, that is ur call.

kingdiamond:
Through my wife .

kingdiamond:
Let me start from the begining . My wife delivered a bouncing baby boy for me last year . Which is my second child . I already have a 4yrs old pretty daughter . During that time this certain niece of my wife always come to help us with some certain chores . So we are so close to her (friendly) . Although we have a house help . I am living in my own house (Duplex) with multiple bathroom's . But this my inlaw alway's prefare to take her bath at the open yard . Not minding that i could see her naked . After some month's we later found out that the girl is pregnant & she is in her final year in the university . Her mum and my wive pleaded to me that the girl should stay in my place till she put's to bed & when the child is about 4 to 6 month's old her mother will carry the baby . I agreed . The problem now is that , not only that she take's her bath where i could see her . She now breast feed's her baby in my presence & through the process . She is alway's half naked . And the size of her breast has trippled . And her breast milk is too plenty for her baby . At time's when we are outside she will be pressing the milk out of her breast in the presence of me & my wife . That it has filled up and that it is paining her . And she knew that i am a (Lactite) meaning that i am the type of man that like's drinking breast milk .

crackkhaus:
That bit in his speech was really an eye-opener.

It showed that himself and Meghan did not expect the Queen to take the decision so far.
In my opinion, only Meghan will lose out in the long run because family will always be family, and Harry will always be a prince.

The palace had already "mistakenly" given her the title of a divorced woman, only for them to turn around and say it was an error and they will review it.
They don't even know what to call her anymore.

https://news.sky.com/story/royal-review-after-meghan-given-title-of-divorced-woman-11913741

euromilion:
Kate bent over because she was nothing before the marriage and had nothing either, on the other hand Meghan was already a self made proud black successful woman remember that.

crackkhaus:
Sentimentalist diatribe.

There is a social class system everywhere in the world, which has nothing to do with race.
If your sister married into the family of an Oba of Benin or an Ooni of Ifé, or the royal family of 'Kuvuki land', she will still be expected to bend over and do things as they are done.

Disputing things like this only means you're living in a bubble inside your own head.

sassysure:
Before they left, they tidied up their endorsement deals they do by being royal and the queen just let that be.
Deals worth up to 400m pounds.

Harry can't and will never survive without backup from his family.

He is Britain's darling boy and he expected that such love will be extended to his wife irrespective of her utterances or behaviour as they did to him.

Harry isn't the best model character out there. But because mama Charlie adores him and overlook lots of his childish tantrums al the time, he calculated wrong by displaying the same tantrum and the queen has had enough.
Now, the problem I have with Meghan is nothing except that when u marry, u help better the life of your other half.
Harry is still the same, if not more immature Harry. Add Meghan trying to rub it on the monarch that their tradition is archaic and boring, we got where we are with them now.
Women marry into men's family
They bend to fit in. Meghan never blended to fit in. Rather, it's all about her.

They are still in British colony. So they will still be treated as royal secretly.
If they are really serious about being free, they should leave Canada and go to non British colony, that way, I can take them serious.



As for the press, when Williams and Kate started, the press won't let them be. Williams threatened and sued.

Megan go out and use improper language, these are what led to all these.

If u really worked hard for something, work harder to keep it.

We all pretend we all love what they did but here in Nigeria, We fight to keep our marriage and be in good terms with our husbands people.

Nigerians

sorepco:
What ub u wrote up here made some sense. But on the flip side look at it this way.
Even before prince Harry met Meghan he had sworn that his future wife shall not be maltreated and mistreated like his dead mother princess Diana!
So to him he is doing all to protect his bride from a system that eventually lead to his mother's death.
As for those saying Meghan made a prince to leave his throne. Note that Harry has always wanted a life away from the monarchy. Even before he met Meghan!

For all we even know the op nite be a white British embassy employee pretending to Nigerian! I don't trust the Brits. They can do and undo!

KngGezy:
I wonder how the Press will push you to break family ties.

These advanced people never stop to amaze me

baby124:
Bukatyne, she’s an actress . He’s hustling jobs for her. He’s a great husband. They have moved on and are looking towards their future as a couple. Be happy for them.

Pavarottii:
All I can see from ur perspective is a weak soul... Did she force anyone to marry her... So she not be happy because of monarchy.. She had to quit her acting career for this same shit... Now she has even decided to let go... To let them know she was even the one doing them a favour... Their pain is that they never imagine a black girl will turn down their high ended monarchy...hence those insuktive news paper headlines... Or I guess u didn't see dem... U r a biased and weak soul...