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Family / Re: What Would You Have Done? by eazzzy1(m): 3:00pm On Aug 24, 2020
faithfull18:

Bad advice, this is marriage not a mere relationship.

@OP, you guys should talk it out.

Lol marriage is a relationship so no difference. Does the wife attitude look like someone who wants to talk it out? He’s going to continue to suffer till he acts .

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Family / Re: What Would You Have Done? by eazzzy1(m): 2:48pm On Aug 24, 2020
I would leave. When will you have enough? When she starts cheating? Sometimes people have to realize that the marriage ran its course and has come to an end. I’m sure your wife doesn’t want you again she just don’t know how to tell you, staying with her is forcing it.

Your options are simple, take it as your new normal or take a walk. As for me I will rather be in a loveless marriage than a disrespectful one.

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Family / Re: In A Sinful Relationship by eazzzy1(m): 2:32pm On Aug 24, 2020
bukatyne:


grin

Lol abi sis, na to scatter everything since the love Dey shack am. I don’t think it’s a soul tie, I think it’s adults acting like children.

Unfortunately their selfishness is going to destroy two families, turn the kids to children from broken homes and their respective partners to divorcees, something non of them bargained for.

Calling it a soul tie kind of takes the responsibility out of their hands making seem like they have no control over their actions.

I wish their partners find out and decide to date themselves too, so basically family swap. I no holy pass but to fall in love outside your marriage and even worse to a fellow married person. No judgement here sha. Let them keep chopping life .

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Family / Re: When Did You Realize Your Spouse Stopped Loving You? by eazzzy1(m): 4:59pm On Aug 23, 2020
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Experience.. people won't read and learn o.. experience 2oukd teach them Sha

My brother the difference between dating hot girls and ‘casual’ girls is as clear as night and day. Some of these casual girls are even prettier. Their looks just isn’t their priority. So they pay less attention to it.

The hot girls are only hot before you nack, once you have sex 3 times they become regular. Only guys outside who only see them with clothes on think they are special.

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Family / Re: When Did You Realize Your Spouse Stopped Loving You? by eazzzy1(m): 4:39pm On Aug 23, 2020
Klass99:


I am not Nengi and character never hides itself, it always shows. I've been described as difficult and hard to please. So, if I say someone has a good character from assessments made, based on continuous interaction with them, you best believe me.

What I liked about Nengi was that, with all her beauty she wasn't arrogant or self conceited. She was in her prime with loads of boys/men chasing her but she maintained a level head, pleasant and decent persona.

Guy las las just say, you no get anything to talk and don't try to spin this around as ''only the people in a relationship knows who has good character'' People outside of a relationship can tell good character too.

Lol it’s not the same Joor, Nengi won’t tell you if she was killing him with billing, or denying him sex, or there are things the couple fight about that we aren’t privy to.

She may not have a bad character, but there are some things she and her ex didn’t see eye to eye on or would never compromise on . It could be anal sex, oshiomole gave him anal sex or agreed to a party or let’s him cheat, or agrees to split bills or agrees to the whole chores etc many reasons lol.

Thank God Nengi moved on, Paul wasn’t hers to keep.

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Family / Re: When Did You Realize Your Spouse Stopped Loving You? by eazzzy1(m): 4:09pm On Aug 23, 2020
Klass99:


Like what pls? Educate me.

And recall I said Nengi had a good character in addition to her hot looks.

Only the people in the relationship knows who has good character. Except maybe perhaps you happen to be Nengi.

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Family / Re: When Did You Realize Your Spouse Stopped Loving You? by eazzzy1(m): 3:55pm On Aug 23, 2020
Klass99:



What would make a man in his right thinking mind to give up a Nengi for Adams, if not jazz? grin

A whole lot. I dated a girl like Nengi when I was in school, every other African guy wanted to be with her, she was pretty but was also high maintenance. Lots of guys bought her gifts for no reason, I then started cheating just to show I could get attention too. We argued all the time, she didn’t even know it was wrong to receive gifts from admirers, till I started giving admirers gifts too.

When we broke up I dated someone less flashy, less make up, no short gown, bum short etc. This one had her own money and she was very reserved. We dated two years never argued for once.

Girls are always looking for ways to call their replacements ugly, some will say why are you dating your mothers mate, your own na Oshiomole. Na only man know wetin he Dey find o, if oshiomole doesn’t give me wahala I will date her. Nengi can kiss my Ahole.

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Family / Re: When Did You Realize Your Spouse Stopped Loving You? by eazzzy1(m): 3:54pm On Aug 23, 2020
Klass99:


What choice do any of us have in such a situation, except to move on? You wan kill the betrayers before? cheesy

Nengi is married now with kids of her own, but she told me years later that, that was her first and last heartbreak ever. She was the one breaking hearts afterwards. grin

As for Adams Oshiomole's lookalike and her cookies, I won't completely rule out jazz like others said. I wasn't exaggerating when I said she looks like Adams, she has his stature (short and masculine) with a slightly better looking face than Adams though.

What would make a man in his right thinking mind to give up a Nengi for Adams, if not jazz? grin
Family / Re: In A Sinful Relationship by eazzzy1(m): 2:42pm On Aug 23, 2020
When you get caught, the feelings will vanish. When her husband kicks her out you won’t find her attractive anymore. There’s that subconscious feeling that you are better than her husband. Sleeping with someone’s gf or wife can be exciting but it always end in shame for one or both parties.

If you want to be with her, break her home and divorce your wife. Make a secret video or audio recording and send it to her husband. I’m sure if you end up together you won’t trust her.

If you are serious about leaving her, next time when you kiss her, just remember she sucked her hubby’s dick the night before, so basically you are sucking dick.

Another method is to think/know that if she’s nacking you she may be nacking someone else too, so you aren’t special she just belongs to the street.

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Family / Re: Simsify (A Nairalander) Gets Married by eazzzy1(m): 1:32pm On Aug 19, 2020
KristaPretty:


You are clearly DUMB and DAFT for you to say such especially when you can see there there was nowhere in my comment where I mentioned or referred to the woman in particular.

Be sensible and receive little sense to understand that I was referring to them both.

You are the type that clearly blames your misfortune on anyone doing better than you!
Tueh

Ahan! All these insults is revealing your frustration with life my sister. You were referring to both of them? What’s a man to be ashamed of in having a long term relationship?

You are the type that get married to someone you dated for two months and end up cheating with the ex you left him for.

Your last paragraph is funny, where I was 10 years ago you can’t get to it in 30years to come.
It’s a absolute waste of my time to indulge you. Be gone!

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Family / Re: Simsify (A Nairalander) Gets Married by eazzzy1(m): 10:12am On Aug 19, 2020
KristaPretty:
8years dating= Two Bsc Degrees or One Bsc and 4masters degrees or even One degree plus 4years ASSU strike in Nigeria.

Congratulations on this graduation to the next level! grin

Why do you women shame other women who had/has a long term relationship? What difference does it make if someone marries after a 2 month relationship or 8 years relationship?
Romance / Re: Introvert by eazzzy1(m): 2:18pm On Aug 08, 2020
If you are asking this question then it seems like it’s a problem to you. Introverts prefer to be alone and they like it. Do you like being by yourself or there’s a condition making you be by yourself?

Others can’t convince you of being normal, if you like the way you live then you won’t have second thoughts about the normalcy of it.

If on the other hand you are ashamed of yourself and thus hiding from the world while covering your shame with the cloak of introversion, you can work on yourself.
Romance / Re: What Was Your Funniest/most Stupid Answer To A Question In School. by eazzzy1(m): 10:10pm On Aug 04, 2020
Agric assignment: What is Animal husbandry? Me :Animal husbandry is when animals have husbands.
Agric teacher : idiot, see me.

These were before the days of google or before it became popular in naija.
Family / Re: The Effect Of Nigeria Bad Economy In Marriages And Relationships by eazzzy1(m): 1:38pm On Jul 31, 2020
It will be worse if the economy was good and these men have money, look at countries with good economies, are they all getting married? when you have money to sleep with any girl you want, marriage wouldn’t be your priority.

The reasons why people aren’t getting married any more is because values and culture has been eroded. In the past people had to get married to have sex. Men and women couldn’t even be seen discussing in a private place, no dating or nacking.

Now that sex is free, one less motivation to get married.

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Family / Re: What’s The Reality Of Marriage Exactly Like!!!!! Pls Help by eazzzy1(m): 12:46pm On Jul 21, 2020
Klass99:


I like your entire take on this, it's reasonable, candid and mature.

1, 2, & 3 are so on point. I wish I could like this post 60 times. cheesy

Gracias Amiga!

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Family / Re: What’s The Reality Of Marriage Exactly Like!!!!! Pls Help by eazzzy1(m): 1:50am On Jul 21, 2020
femalecobra:

Are you married pls ? cheesy cheesy

Not married but I have being in live in relationships before.

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Family / Re: What’s The Reality Of Marriage Exactly Like!!!!! Pls Help by eazzzy1(m): 9:01pm On Jul 20, 2020
Marriage is boring. Once you know and accept that fact it won’t be a problem to you anymore

What you call boredom others call tranquility. Focus on your individual lives, be happy individually and you definitely will be happy as a couple.

Try the following;
1. Touch - some people only touch their partner before and during sex. When you sit close to her, put your hand on her shoulder, on her thigh, stroke her hair, give shoulder massages, kiss non sexual kisses. Touch shows admiration.

2. Do something to surprise your partner at least once a week or month. It could be something as small as a love card, flower, cooking her favourite meal, buying a dress etc

3. Put the phone down, let it be a rule that when you are together there’s no phone. If she had an important call she can answer it, but chatting and talking to friends about random things should be dropped.

4. Marriage isn’t all about cute pictures, laughter and enjoyment. Marriage is less sex and much boredom. If you don’t want to be bored stick to fwb or casual dating.

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Romance / Re: Why Are Marriages Crashing So Frequently Nowadays?? by eazzzy1(m): 5:03am On Jul 13, 2020
In the olden days couples needed themselves. They were like pieces of puzzle that completed themselves. The guy had roles and the lady had roles too. The other could not play the role of the other. So they needed themselves to survive.

These days people want themselves. The guy can cook, clean and do all the things they needed a woman to do, the woman makes her own money and can do all the man would do.

People are complete by themselves now. While needs are permanent, wants are temporary e.g the things you needed as a child you still need them e.g food, shelter, clothings. Your wants however as continued to change, from wanting toys, Barbie dolls, to wanting bicycles, to wanting a phone to wanting iPhone etc.

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Family / Re: What Seemingly Opposing Charateristics Do You Want In A Lover (life/movies) by eazzzy1(m): 12:37am On Jul 13, 2020
[quote author=bukatyne post=91655666][/quote]

grin buka wahala. If fleek is still in school in 2022 she may be too young for me. I finished school in 2011. Although at quite an early age. If I do the maths she’s still a baby. I no be Oga Ned Nwokwo o.
Family / Re: What Seemingly Opposing Charateristics Do You Want In A Lover (life/movies) by eazzzy1(m): 12:33am On Jul 13, 2020
Alexaonfleek:

You can't compare a thug to a sex freak.
One is bad,and the other..not so.
You can bring out her freaky nature,how?
Expose her yourself in both theory and practical...if you know what I mean lol grin
Be a good and patient teacher while at it too.
Except your girl naturally has low libido or she's a deeper life extremist,I don't see why she wouldn't turn freaky for you wink

Lol maybe I used the wrong word, let’s say tough guy like you said. If you date a gentle guy and try to make him a tough guy it may not work out well for both of you.

For example, when I broke up with a freak ex some years ago, I got a decent girl and I tried to buy her short dresses, she was totally uncomfortable with showing her legs, fixing her nail, heavy makeup etc I found myself complaining occasionally about it. Till I found out people are the best version of themselves when you let them be themselves.

In the bedroom she wasn’t as free and adventurous as my ex, so I stopped waiting for her to initiate sex, be dominant in bed etc I just took charge of sex totally. At first I thought she didn’t like me enough to initiate sex or want to eat me up during sex. Till I accepted her for who she was and loved her for it, the relationship was not enjoyable.

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Family / Re: What Seemingly Opposing Charateristics Do You Want In A Lover (life/movies) by eazzzy1(m): 12:06am On Jul 13, 2020
Alexaonfleek:
I think you can have both.
Try and bring up the 'freakiness' in your decent girl

Not so good, if a girl wants a thug as bf and decides to date me and change me and bring out the thugness in me, I wouldn’t like that. You want a thug, date a thug. You want freakiness? Date a freak.
Family / Re: What Seemingly Opposing Charateristics Do You Want In A Lover (life/movies) by eazzzy1(m): 3:20am On Jul 10, 2020
bukatyne:


@bold:

Still isn't mutually exclusive with a freak in the sheets.

Alternatively, you can bring out the freak in your 'good girl'.

Send invite to us, I want to eat party jollof with plenty plenty plantain.

*I wonder how it got christened that.

What happened to party rice or jollof rice?

Lol I gotcha. rice stew very plenty. Lol when you see party rice it could mean fried rice or rice and stew. When you say jollof rice it may not be the smoky party type. Party jollof covers all the bases.
Family / Re: What Seemingly Opposing Charateristics Do You Want In A Lover (life/movies) by eazzzy1(m): 1:12am On Jul 10, 2020
bukatyne:


I think the issue started from your mind.

A 'wife material' and a twerker/freak are not mutually exclusive.

An immoral girl can as well be frigid in bed.

So what will you do ten years down the line after marrying your wife material and the desire for the private twerker has not gone? wink


Lol, the desire for the twerker is long gone. From numerous experiences I discovered that the freak and the good girl is usually mutually exclusive, or maybe I was unlucky that many times.

The good girl with few friends and little social media presence has been the most compatible for me.

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Romance / Re: Age Of Consent: 11 Or 18??!! by eazzzy1(m): 8:08pm On Jul 09, 2020
CanadaOrBust:


But the below screenshot is telling u that Google is wrong

Thank you for the info, It’s clearer now.
Romance / Re: Age Of Consent: 11 Or 18??!! by eazzzy1(m): 1:25pm On Jul 09, 2020
baralatie:

if the girl tells you she is 400level student in university of Lagos with a valid student id card and you both went to knack somewhere.
if a police officer should flag you both down and it happens that the girls real age 17 years 9 months .
the police and her parents have legal standing to throw in jail ,you and you d.k. for a whole baggage of offences stating from 14 years to life imprisonment.

so the next time you enter a club ask for her birth certificate before story that touch!


Lol this isn’t true. The fact that she was in a club where only 18 year olds can go in is sufficient reason to believe she’s 18 and above. The club may be in trouble but not me. I don’t know whether you are being sarcastic with the birth certificate statement.

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Romance / Re: UNDIES AND PHONE. by eazzzy1(m): 1:10pm On Jul 09, 2020
tee59:
I see nothing wrong here. If it we're to be guys given gifts by opposite sex, I know it wouldn't cause much trouble like ladies.

Nobody of the opposite sex buys you undies with a pure heart. Very soon he will ask you to test it and send him pictures with a pure heart.

As for the phone, I don’t see anything wrong with it, most guys just feel nobody buys such expensive gifts for just a friend.

One of the easiest ways to get a girl in bed is by spending on them, almost every guy knows this. hence the jealousy when someone starts spending on their girlfriends. Would you be comfortable if a girl out of pure heart cooks for your man all the time?

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Romance / Re: Age Of Consent: 11 Or 18??!! by eazzzy1(m): 1:05pm On Jul 09, 2020
I think each states set their own laws. In Lagos state it is 18, but a quick search online will show you 11 years is the Nigeria age of consent.

The age of consent is 18 in most western countries because that is the age a child is allowed to move out of her parents house, the age a child is allowed to graduate highschool, get into college, buy a cigarette, alcohol etc.

In Naija we have people going to university at 15 years old, finishing secondary school at 14, getting into the club without ID checks. The question is if I meet a girl in 200level in the uni in quilox, am I supposed to ask for her age before taking her home? If I don’t will that be considered rape?

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Family / Re: What Seemingly Opposing Charateristics Do You Want In A Lover (life/movies) by eazzzy1(m): 1:44am On Jul 09, 2020
bukatyne:


grin

So how do you intend to get your freak on when you snag the decent girl?

And what is freaky freaky to you?

Lol freaky like, she takes charge in bed, wear lingerie with stockings, introduce hand cuffs, twerks and other bad things. My priorities has changed. I would rather a mother/wife material than a twerker/clubber aka freak.

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Family / Re: What Seemingly Opposing Charateristics Do You Want In A Lover (life/movies) by eazzzy1(m): 9:32pm On Jul 08, 2020
I use to like a decent girl, who’s a freak to just me. Now I realize it’s almost impossible for people to have that dual personality, so I have cancelled the freak part, I settled for decent.

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Romance / Re: How To Be Romantic As A Guy by eazzzy1(m): 10:07am On Jul 05, 2020
Do you think you are boring? Or is it because the girl said so? The best self esteem boost is to love yourself the way you are.

There’s no rule that says a guy should be the ‘romantic’ or ‘interesting’ partner. If she wants romance let her initiate it.

I think you should look for someone who likes your boringness. They have enough crazy for both of you.
Romance / Re: I can't satisfy my woman by eazzzy1(m): 9:40am On Jul 05, 2020
So you had two bad sex and now think you are the originator and sole owner of bad sex? Someone can go 5 rounds today and not be able to get it up tomorrow, or go 1hr today and can’t go 5 mins tomorrow.

Stop making it a problem or your problem, that’s what will make it keep happening. When next you have sex;

1. change pace frequently (go slow, then go normal, then go fast etc)
2. Change style frequently (missionary to doggy to cowgirl to standing etc)
3. When you sense yourself cumming, pull out and kiss or give head or do something else before you continue.
4. Quit smoking or unhealthy eating too

This are some tips to help you last longer in bed.

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Family / Re: Lady's Advice: Master The Art Of Saying NO To Sex & Useless Women Will Leave by eazzzy1(m): 12:15am On Jul 05, 2020
It’s almost impossible for a man to control his sexual urge. Sex for men is an achievement, and the need to achieve is the highest need of man.

What needs to be controlled is knowing when something doesn’t serve your interest anymore, you know when a woman is trying to influence you with sex, you know when you are being used and you say no to it. Channel the sex drive and testosterone to another girl who won’t use you.

So master the art of saying NO to sex with users.

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