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Tacha meant to say WOE-man.

Kriss216:
“One of the nicest WOMAN I know”

Calabar people and sex sha.

Take my advice and act upon it, fast. Remember the story of prodigal son in the bible and how it had ended. Please go home and see your parents, especially your mum and dad. We make mistakes but we are humans. Go home to them now while they are still alive. You will regret more when you managed to go to your family after either or both of your parents must have deceased. Please listen to my advice and regard it as voice of an angel warning you to do the right thing before it becomes too late.

Sebastine1994:
When half of my neighbors have travelled, I am now left alone in the compound. every year it is only me who remains back, I am ashamed. I can't go home. I offended my family so much.

I was deported from South Africa for drug trafficking, my father spent all his life saving to send me abroad, I went there to do drugs,

Now I have my freedom, but my heart remains in chain, seeing my family struggling financially because of me and the failed investment on me. I am depressed because of this.

I can't call them, I don't know what to do. I may take my life if the emotional torture becomes much.

2.8 million sperm count? That's even more than the average population of inhabitants of certain islands in the world.

michael03:
I was married 2018 and I stayed in abuja while my wife stay in ogun state due to job, so in August 2019 she got pregnant and in March 2020 surgery was done in order to bring out the baby due to her increase bp cos we could not wait for her to give birth in May as a result of increase blood pressure.

The surgery was successful and d baby was put in incubator but after 5 days d baby died.

So in June I went to doctor for check up and tests were carried out i.e semen analysis, testosterone analysis, urinalysis and uric msc. It was confirmed I was having a very low sperm count of just 2.8 million sperm count instead of anything from 15-20 million that can fertilize an egg to b able to get pregnant.

I don't understand why a man will be treated for infertility just 2 months after his wife gave birth.

Thank you. I have the same opinion too. It's not every issue one must bring to public attention.

thesicilian:
When will you guys learn to manage your private sh*t without bringing it online?

Paedophile.

Uncle93:
Werey , who be this one ? Every reasonable person don comment finish. Where this one come from ? U self wan dey relevant. Abeg shift

Who do you think you are deceiving? You are probably the one trying to seduce and take advantage of the poor little girl. Change the story, man. We are not all that daft - at least I am not.

Uncle93:
So any little thing that happens, people are too quick to call a guy that has anything to do with a younger girl pheodephile . They think younger girls are innocent? What about cases when an adult guy is the victim like me ?

My little sister is 16yrs, her friend is 15 years old, same school. She comes to sleep over at our house once in a while, I noticed that she has a huge crush on me , shes always trying to be touchy and all that. Ive cut her off this act severally , sometimes i do it in a mean embarrassing way.

There was a midnight when Everyone was alseep( My parents house), im usually up till 2 browsing or watching movies in the living room. So this very night i just heard the sound of my sisters door room opened around 12.30 midnight. Something told me it was "kafayat " my sisters friend... ! Boom , the person came in sight and Yes , I was right. It was her.

Wearing a skimpy night gown. She came and sit on my leg and asked what im doing, she noticed it was a movie and laid her head on my chest trying to watch with me.

At this point, I was supper uncomfortable .. then i ordered her to go back to her room, she was very reluctant and was looking disappointed and anget yet acting very seductive . I just walked out on her , went to my room to join my brother. This happened over 4 months ago and till date shes still always showing a strong desire for me. This girl is just 15 yrs and im above 27yrs.




Another experience, that actually happened yesterday. Theres a girl of 16 years who actually has a body of 19/20. She lied to me that she was 19. She has a crazy phat ass (booty) . Which turned me on. We got to know each other better because a met her a few days ago. I had no idea she was just in sss2, she lied that she was doing IGMB , I picked her up from her area yesterday, she was in a nice body fitted short gown. She said we could just chill in the car , so we got a few acholic drink and some grilled chicken and shawarma, My car ac was on and cold , we both sat at the back and parked somewhere private. She was eating the shawarma comfortably, the car was comfortable and i was sipping my drink, nice moment, i don't drink , more like i barely do so a few sips got me fcked . We started gisting and laughing , then i just gave her an unexpected kiss, she returned it and got on top of me right away. SHE started kissing me like a wild IndecentStar while reaching for my D"ck

I didnt know when i got hard, next thing she pulled out my D*ick, pulled up her gown and pulled down her panties and slidded the D inside, sat on it and started riding .. she fcked me till i came inside her , i got turned on while it was happening because her booty was soft and big, I had to beg her to stop. I wasn't my self, didnt expect the sex or started it, just kissed her coz she was cute and she just took it to a whole new level. I wasnt even really myself then . Long story short, later yesterday, I found out she was in ss2 and shes 16years, I got angry that she lied to me , i still havent picked her calls till now. 23 missed calls.

From my first write up, my point is that sometimes. Little girls are corrupt and always throwing themselves at adults but nobody sees this

MOney is the perfect height for guys.

But what exactly is the colour of your problem? If she declined coming over for more visits after the first one, you would have been asking for suggestions on how to make her to continue visiting you. Probably she's kept coming cos she found your apartment to be cosy and tastefully furnished and I suppose sleeping with her was your initial motive for becoming interested in her. Now she's bringing herself and her body to your house and you don't seem to know what to do with it.

You can get it cheaper on Ali Express. 225k for brand new and around 130k for fairly used

DamnnNiggarr:
wow, thanks.

Do you have an idea of how much it costs

Huawei P40

DamnnNiggarr:
which phone brand are you holding in your dp??

I am done (not "am done" )

Icedplane:
A girl that I was dating, took her to my parents and even met her people chatted with her ex who ditched her and married another girl. The other girl died and this ex wants her back.

She said if she see's someone else she would move ahead but if not she may consider him back. All these happened like 4 months before I met her.

Now I have introduced her to all my family and even met some of her family.

Sent her mum money for Christmas, she still has the guts to reply the guys compliment of the season even after I warned her months back and asked her to block the guy which she did.

What pains me was the new phone I bought for her was what she used.

Now she's begging my mum to beg me.
Am done

Babe, I want to drill your hole. How can we meet?

NaijaOlosho:
I know the lifeless man that caused her death.

Please permit me to blame Bubari for this

Can I tell you the bitter truth, bro? Your wife can only tell you of men she said no to their sexual advances but will never tell you of the ones she accepted and slept with.

tylerboy1501:
Good day fellas, I need your suggestion or idea on step to take.

My wife that stays with me at home, though I have not paid bride price yet, planning doing it next year by God grace just opened up to me today that our neighbor who stays in the same compound approached her when she went out to brush her teeth and started telling her that he will like to befriend her and that he heard when we were quarrelling at home, that I'm not supposed to santion her for whatever reason, that he loves her and sees her in his dream that he will like to friend her.

So she told him that he has someone already which he knew and she told him that if he didn't stop he will tell me, he now begged her not to let me be aware of it.

This incidence happened about a month ago, so I was surprised when she opened up to me today.
I was not happy at all. I need to take an action before it's out of hand.

Meanwhile we are only 2 Tennants living in the compound

Pls guys what do I do?

Vivo no be phone, abeg. You should have bought a Xiaomi, or Huawei, instead.

Nigerian youths and bad writing. Which one is "nor Green"? It is "no gree". That's the correct pidgin spelling for it.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Hmmmm..
This life no balance.
Something way edusucess first post since 2015
And he nor Green make front page...no help and advice for am as at then

When another person post the same problem now as a comment under the first post then he come make front page
Anyhow sha we go wait make edusucess to come help am out with advice

Baby girl....you nor need to wish the first person speedy recovery again...the first person probably na boss now..him don recover since 2015...na him go fit help the second person now.....

Why do you think so? If your own mother was in that exact situation and you took the same step, are you going to DEFINITELY regret your action?

jawalis:
You’ll definitely regret your action. Mark today’s date in your calendar.

Me too. Taken 1, 2 and 3. Liam Neeson at his best.

nwaezeemmanuel:
I have so many, but let me drop this banger by Liam Neeson, Taken!

Watched the entire trilogy and enjoyed it

Far beyond or far above? If your point is that those phones of yesteryears were better than some of the modern ones, then they should be "far above", and not far beyond.

NewBeijing:
Those phones are actually far beyond your regular infinix and Tecno. The costs are high and the functions are worth it. You should see a picture taken with a Sony Ericson phone
Sony Xperia 5 II
Then you'll know what a camera is

What Duncan meant is that since both men slept with his wife, and DNA test proved that the child is not biologically Duncan's, then the two men that had slept with her are the biological fathers of the baby. Medically, it's not possible that sperm from both men could have combined to produce the child but Duncan is holding both men responsible. In any case, only one of the two accused men indeed sired the baby, if Duncan's claim was proved to be true.

oz4real83:
maybe u are the one that need to read carefully to understand better. He mentioned Frank and Bright as the fathers of Mitchel.

You must find out why she's so determined to leave the relationship. If it's because of something you had done wrong in the relationship, make amends. But if she's determined and has truly made up her mind to leave (perhaps cos she started another relationship or is about to get married to a different man) there's nothing much you can do than to let her go. But for now, though, try a little more to see if you can salvage the relationship. Don't be too quick to accept that it's over, until you're convinced that it's truly over. In my own case, I cheated on my girlfriend and she broke the relationship and vowed never to accept me back. I persevered and in the end she forgave me and accepted me back, and today we are both happily married with 3 beautiful kids.

surebona:
She has made it clear that she can't. And have never seen her so certain.. I am just confused and wish I could find myself in the future feeling better

Consider this the best advice you get here because I have been there, gone through what you're going through presently: (A) Bro, if you can help it, and if it can be possible for both of you, return to your estranged girlfriend and seek reconciliation and restart the relationship. (B) But if you feel the relationship has come to a point where I cannot be redeemed, move on, move ahead and never look back again.

surebona:
Please I need assistance, how can I survive a heartbreak from a relationship of over 6yrs. She was basically my friend, sister and girlfriend. I am not in a good state of mind. All I need is help and hope that I will survive this. Please help me. Even if it's one reply that can help me I will be very grateful

If she too can return his fücked prick. The same way he exploited her püssy, she equally exploited his prick.

Amotolongbo:
You too return her fücked pussy

This one is even recent and the reception is taking place today. An Akwa Ibom man getting married to Adamawa christian girl.

vickydevoka:
Bcus of their cheap bride price. U hardly see an akwaibom man marrying akwaibom Woman dis days bcus of bride price

Adamawa babes are always the best. They are beautiful, cultured and are generally wife-materials. I am not from that state (I'm not even a northerner to start with) but I'm speaking from experience and from general observation. Igbo, Igala, Efik men and so on are rushing to marry Adamawa girls.

1. Jack the Giant Killer
2. The Seventh Voyage of Simbard
3. The Omen (Damian Omen)
4. The Champ
5. Toofan
6. Living in Bondage
7. Rattlesnake
8. Jesus of Nazareth
9. Above the Law (Cynthia Rothrock)
10. Equalizer 2000
11. Five Elements Ninja
12. No Retreat, No Surrender
13. Drunken Master
14. The Dragon from Shaolin
15. Dragons Forever (Chackie Chan)
16. Victor and Hugo (cartoon)
17. The Wind in the Willows (cartoon)
18. Tom & Jerry
19. Home Alone
20. Wrestlemania 9

"I called her mom and told her, her mom was like, I should go and look for something good doing and forget about love for now."

There, I was going to give the same advice that your mother in-law had given to you. Look here, guy. Forget all that crap that you started to get revelations after fasting. Africans love to dwell in superstitions rather than face reality. The reality is already facing you but you chose to deceive yourself by believing that somehow your wife's entanglement with a Yahoo Boy is working against your destiny. Nobody here can give you a more useful advice than that your mother in-law already gave to you. The bitter truth is that you married a liability and it's costing you a lot. For so long as your so-called wife will not engage herself in productive work to assist the little that you're earning, your pocket will keep leaking (this is not a prayer.) I don't know why some men will never learn. And you even reeled off about how you had committed money at different occasions to assist your wife's brother pursue his own dreams, money that you, yourself, would have desperately needed to boost up your own crumbling business. Please wake up, no evil is working against your destiny but your own stupid mistakes.

Perfectsouth:
Cc royalroy
Now this is the revelation..
My wife has been used,thats the fact...
My photography business first collapsed.
I did about 5 businesses that just one of it can make me a millionaire, every business collapsed.. The more I sleep with her, the more things become worse for me...
All these revelation came after I was told to pray and fast..

Don't you understand simple English? The guy said "might be" the handiwork of Mossad. MIGHT BE, which in fact could be Mossad's handiwork indeed.

IJOBA2:
DO YOU HAVE ANY EVIDENCE TO SHOW THAT MOSSAD CARRIED OUT THE ATTACK

Take your lies elsewhere if you have nothing meaningful to say.

collinsuchendu:
Could you imagine that my landlady had the guts to tell me that I should make sure I always satisfy her first daughter else she will send me packing. Lol.. funny but true.

Well, that's the effects of living in a coded oloshos compound.



The dude below what do you have to say?

Don't you know sex dolls these days exude the same natural vaginal scent as humans, the vagina is also warm just the same way yours feels now

nanauju:
The doll has suffered because the man will still cheat on it with a very warm pusssy whether she likes it or not. Anyway.. I guess she/it doesn't care too.

You are right. Nwobosi and his soldier boys, Bob Egbikor and Chukwu, opened fire on Akintola.

AbijaJ:
Na this guy kill Akintola.

Me too

nwaezeemmanuel:
Back at you with no. 1.

Also got teary watching the ending of Gladiator