₦airaland Forum

brandydaniells:
whats einsten's deformity?

Jerrypolo:
By your postulations "95% of Nigerians are corrupt and majority are Christians".

I can deduce the following.

(a) The Southern part of Nigeria is more populated than the North.

(b) There are fake muslims. Found mostly in the Southern parts of Nigeria. "Real Northern Muslim".

(c) Christians are fraudsters never to be trusted. Including Acting President Yemi Osibanjo.

(d) You are a sick, myopic and local religious bigot and ethnic jingoist.

sekundosekundo:
The truth is that 95% of Nigerians are corrupt and majority of them are Christians. A real Northern Muslim business man or woman won't disappoint you in business transactions.

leumas2009:
Guys,

I need some advise; I have property where there has recently been an electricity surge and the pumping machine for the borehole was damaged. Hence I have been told that we need to re-cool it. I have been given the following quote:

Recoiling of the machine
18,000
Control box 6,000
Cable 18,000
Labour 10,000
Total. 52,000.

Also I was told I needed to install a timer switch next for the borehole so that we would have another incident where the borehole was left on and a power surge cause damage.

Borehole Timer costed at 25,000

Then, we have to earthen the property as it was reported that the taps seems to have some current in them.

1. Industrial salt he said he needed 2 pack which is 10,000. Should we manage 1 which is 5,000. As required the two is 10,000
2. Two earth rod 20,000.
3. 1/2 coil of 16mm coper wire 25,000
4. Bore hole complete timer. 25,000
5. Workmanship 20,000
Total = 100,000

Is this quote reasonable?

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mufutau55:
Please find out very well before you buy o. Don't turn your that your beautiful house into firewood because of 300k (700k-400k=300k).
Just an advise o. I have no idea about that brand of wires o.

Hajji M.

ecoeco:
Wat a waste of school fees

an acrimonious object of execration

a repulsive one dimensional cacophonous catastrophe.

a confoundedly obese neanderthal

Whose birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

You bad gain !!!


#Eco99#

broseme:
According to the story shared by Amara,the lady pictured below was allegedly battered by her husband in Port Harcourt.However,she did not say the reason behind the battering.She wrote....

'Domestic Violence
This lady just got battered by the man she calls husband. If you reside in Port Harcourt, Nigeria, and you can help with this case (lawyers and human rights agencies), please send me a message inbox.
Please treat as urgent'.


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/07/man-batters-his-wife-in-port-harcourt.html

Rainmania:
It's normal with a new system. Servers can be overloaded. Just cause its down now doesn't mean it didn't work. Signed up on the fifth of July everything went well. Anyways I won a bid for a Toyota corolla 2010. I'm expected to pay 25% for overcharge duties though but don't mind. This is a good development, now everyone has a fair chance to bid. It's all automated so no one can influence it. It's all about the highest bidder. Uber things loading

Jagermeister:
Let me educate you very briefly.

Britain thrives on tax and so tax-payers primarily fund government expenses.

Now I bet you don't pay your tax, most Nigerians don't..

I agree that we're not saints here in Nigeria and government hands are terrible, the NCS inclusive.

But duty payment and remittance is one of few ways revenue is generated in Nigeria.. Oil isn't very vibrant these days.

As much as it may seem ill to you, it is what it is... If you ship a car to the USA, you will be made to pay US Customs duty on it, why should it be different here my name-slinging friend. Likewise, if you produce anything here, u'll pay excise.

Now if you buy a car and refuse to pay duty on it or adopt ways to circumvent statutory rules, and then the car was seized or you ship a vehicle into Nigeria and leave it at the port of arrival and it accrues rent, do you expect the federal government to give the car back to you after it's being taken from you or help you pay the rent your car accumulated?

Then there'll be no fiscal policy covering importation anymore and everybody will now want to do the same... It's even almost like that now.

Now the NCS are auctioning the cars back to you.. The general public oh... U're still complaining and calling them Bastards..

The more reason I called you a hypocrite. U're angry I called you a hypocrite but do you know the people you called Bastards? I bet not.

If you had an uncle or even a distant relative at the very least, you wouldn't have been careless with your tongue (fingers in this case)

Wake up fam!

jossy26:
Bros, direct your question to @brabus this one is too much for sir Egun,

dangotesmummy:
poverty mentality

I'm not just an English lecturer, I'm an ENGLISH PROFESSOR

just eat the humble pie and accept you goofed

You don't know and I educated you so your thank you is well accepted
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Meanwhile I've used my English to collect 500billion from the bank as the mother of a billionaire

dangotesmummy:
see who is giving advise when he doesn't even know the difference between DECENT AND DESCENT talk more of when to use it

folakemigeh:
Sexy Mama.. And i look just like her

Evablizin:
Wow mercy you are really pretty

kingjabz:
Juju fall on you

Anaselizzy:
@ op why would you want to ruin a beautiful marriage with doubt? An 18months old marriage is stil in its teething stage,if you say you love her, then trust her fully. Your wife might not remain the same after you confirm its your baby, think about it wisely, women won't assure you of such test if they weren't sure of the paternity.

BiafraBushBoy:

Jessam:
Very great write up.. as one of the biggest pig farms in Nigeria (BTW we also rear chickens, cows, ducks etc) and been in operation for over 5 years Jessam Cattle Ranch & Farms has found that adding value tot the production value chain has been so challenging in Nigeria, As the CP has said the higher up the chin you go the greater the economic value of the farm product or the component of the farm produce. The problem is that in order to go up the value chain you need key infrastructure. Jessam and most other mechanized farms have found that lack of consistent electricity in particular in the farm has made it impossible for us to preserve our farm produce, be it butchered animals or fresh vegetables, without electricity we cannot add value to our products. We would love to slaughter 100 pigs a day, keep them refrigerated and ready to be processed to sausages, bacon, ham, meat pies etc how do we do this without out constant electricity.Even the finished product has to be stored for a couple of weeks in refrigerated store rooms before it gets to the consumer

Bad roads - Without good roads it is literally impossible to embark on processing our produce on a large scale, we need good motorable roads to move livestock and produce from farm to factory, from factory to warehouses over the nation, from warehouse to shops and markets. Unfortunately the roads are so bad and the cost of transportation and damage to vehicles, extended journey times simply erode any gains in moving up the value chain. This is one of the reasons importation of finished goods is more attractive than going the nigerian farm to market route. The importer benefits from the good roads in say Europe to the ship from ship to the port and into Lagos to market so much cheaper and easier.

Security - need I SAY MORE...we all the challenges facing farmers from theft on the actual farms, theft on the highways, thugs extorting lorries on the highways of Nigeria, stealing in factories etc

Nigeria workers mentality - I am sorry to say that many given a job higher up the value chin often see it as a blessing to enrich themselves at the expense of the continued success of the company

add in government policies such as lack of supporting policies to grow the sectors higher up the chain then you realize the reasons why it is so challenging for most mechanised farms to add value on a large scale basis

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This write up is rubbish. Agriculture is the solution, it's just been poorly executed. When you get the said cocoa, the key isn't to import it, you are supposed to pass it down through several production cycles. The skin of the plsnt as fertilizer? The seeds sold to local companies to make their own beverages, chocolate etc. Its the solution, it depends on how you exploit it.

Yemea1:
Do you think this car can ever be fixed...

Please share your opinion.

shikshark:
Im sure you have never seen this before, because if you have you wont have ignorantly said what you just said, any tree can be transplanted eapecially the ones u cherish

Goodplace:
This has got me thinking deep thought of tendering my resignation letter due to this act. Our immediate boss is to go and attend to another branch and Our senior boss who is not operating from our branch said our immediate boss should hand over to a junior colleague of mine when am the most senior on ground in terms of number of years and cognate experience.

Many a time i look at recognition is not duly granted to those whom it is due, i don't know if i will call this office polities or something else. And why this has got me amazed is that this junior colleague of mine is not even close with our most senior boss who is not operating from our branch and they have not really talked one on one. i have at many occasions talked with him, he knows me one on one.

Something keeps going through my mind: Is it that my immediate boss has punctured my reputation before him that i am not aware? Or was it an oversight? i wish of tendering my resignation considering all the number of years i have served the coy. no reasonable recognition. Please advice

sotall:
and now this is the fourth topic of a crime/unfortunate incident that happened in Edo state being brought to front page on nairaland within a space of two hours. Nigeria has 36 states and the federal capital territory. In all these states, it is normal that crime and unfortunate incidents occur on a daily basis especially with the failed government we have in Nigeria. But for a moderator to bring to the most popular Nigerian site, four unfortunate report from a state for public awareness and discussion obviously shows more of a hypocritic and tribal bigotry mindset.
Now that you have decided to show your hatred for Edo state, i hope your bank account has increased and your joy is full. i just want to let you know that your quest to paint the state bad is a futile one and can never be successful. If you are not a low-life , lets know the state you are from so we compare the level of crime with that of Edo state. Being opportuned to be the moderator of a forum and hiding behind your keyboard to express your bigotry is cowardice.

skimanski:
You just wrote my mind

JoshuaKay:
So it happened that students have to stay on a long cue and some even climb on the storex tank in order to fetch water in the school hostels/halls. There have been shortage of water due to power outage in the halls for more than three days. Rumours have it that the school management is owing BEDC and that's why they refuse to supply electricity to the school for days now.
The funniest aspect of it all is that you need to have a "connection " for you to be able to fetch.