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Romance › There Are Different Kinda People by Hamachi(op): 12:42pm On Nov 14, 2019

There are different kinda people

Boom when you think you have met the right one they suddenly start acting up. Most of us are scared to pass through the path of heart break again. Most of us are young but has wounds that can never heal in our heart. I have dated a guy that's same genotype with me(As).
I asked about his genotype and he was like he doesn't know But he is AA. I realized very late that he is As. It really hurt tho that both of you ain't suppose to be with each other. I have dated a guy I never knew is married

When we met his story was heart breaking and touching and I fell
Haqhaqhaqhaq. It was on Facebook I found out that he has been married for two years

That's was painful. I even tried the having sex on the first day hahaha

Because like it's said "game way go cut go still cut"

But that one cut the first day

And a friend said to me
"There is nothing like relationship/love"

"Most people are just Bleep mate and they think they are dating"

Perhaps the lady is in a relationship whole by herself

Please if you are not ready for anything serious don't start it

Because you don't know who's heart and affection you are playing with.

Celebrities › Re: Bankulli To D'banj: “You Do Drugs, You Have Done So Much Evil To Many” by Hamachi(f): 12:40pm On Nov 14, 2019

Waste energy... just at the pick of your own prime you still use your hand to destroy it... who is bankuli asking for a friend?

Celebrities › Re: Bankulli To D'banj: “You Do Drugs, You Have Done So Much Evil To Many” by Hamachi(f): 12:37pm On Nov 14, 2019

Romance › Surprised That People So Much Despise "Honesty" In This Generation. by Hamachi(op): 12:35pm On Nov 14, 2019

Last week, I read severally on this platform that it is wrong for a girl to tell a guy that she has a boyfriend or she is in a relationship, as long as she is not married. I'm actually surprised that people so much despise "Honesty" in this generation.
If you approach a lady, and she sincerely reveals her relationship status, it is left for you to determine weather or not the presence of another guy can dissuade you from the qualities you see in her.

You're only permitted not to pest any lady in marriage.
If a guy is in her life as per relationship, appreciate her sincerity and move on, or prove to her that you're a better person or the right person. I am bemused that some guys are shaming a girl, who claims to be in a relationship at 27years, and I want to categorically state that there is nothing wrong if a lady is unmarried at 30years. "Its better to marry late, than marry wrong"only the wise will hint you on this.

There are so many situations where a man proposed to as girl, who is still sleeping with the " boyfriend " that you don't know because you didn't care about the truth.

Our aim in this life is to be happy, married or single. Marriage is therefore not compulsory, you're shaming a girl for being 30years and unmarried when will you start shaming a man for being 40-45years and still unmarried and jobless.
Or a man who in early 30years impregnate and subsequently marry a lady when he has nothing reasonable doing.

A good marriage is divinely ordained, a bad marriage is the fastest route to death and hell.

Pray you don't meet an insincere lady/partner from the beginning, least you're destined for doom already.

May God help us in this generation

Romance › Re: How My Surprised Romance Put Me In Trouble! by Hamachi(op): 12:33pm On Nov 14, 2019

sweetonugbu:
Next time wear blue

Romance › Re: How My Surprised Romance Put Me In Trouble! by Hamachi(op): 12:33pm On Nov 14, 2019

sweetonugbu:
Funny joke, you try

Romance › Re: Act Like A Man In Love! by Hamachi(op): 12:33pm On Nov 14, 2019

IamPlato:
Why Did one Of Your Breast Shift Go Up and One Shift Go Down

Romance › Re: Act Like A Man In Love! by Hamachi(op): 12:32pm On Nov 14, 2019

cerpvad:
I like the concluding part. Returning home to meet dinner on the table and a wet pussy waiting on the bed are the core of my target relationship. . Yummy.

Romance › How My Surprised Romance Put Me In Trouble! by Hamachi(op): 1:17pm On Nov 13, 2019

HOW MY SURPRISED ROMANCE PUT ME IN TROUBLE!

This new neighbor of mine parked into our compound with his newly married wife. They were busy flaunting kisses every where. On the stair case, toilet, inside the car, outside the compound even on the road.

At times, they will kiss to the extent, i and my wife would think any moment they might get naked and ravish themselves.

Compelled by this recent development, i decided to spice my own love and sex life before my wife starts feeling somehow about us.

I came back home to meet my wife in the kitchen. She had her wrapper tied to her breast as usual. I slowly tip toed passed her, heading for our bedroom.

I walked into our bedroom, and dressed the bed. I changed the white bulbs to red. I scattered red and white flowers on the floor, and arranged red candles round our bed, placing some candles in the center of the rug carpet.

I pulled off my cloth and wore a white and red trouser to match with the moment.

I was still arranging the bottle of wine and bouquet of flowers in a small bucket, when my wife opened the bedroom door to see every where in red.

'Chimmmooo!!!!! So you are now a ritualist .' my wife shouted.

Before i could say jack, she opened the door and zoomed off. I chased after her to explain.

'Uju i can explain, please stop!' i shouted as i ran out shirtless with just my red and white trouser. But she increased her speed.

I was chasing Uju with a red candles in my hands and i didn't even know.

Our new neighbors saw my wife zoom passed them in a flash. Moments later , they saw me with a red candle and red trousers running towards them.

On seeing me, they removed their shoes and ran out of the gate, running after my wife as fast as their legs could carry them..

Now, my wifes family and i, have gathered for over 2hrs now. We are all receiving marriage counseling from a Pastor.

See the way my surprise romance have landed me in trouble.

Good morning my neighbours... May God bless all our hustles today.... Amen

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Romance › Re: Act Like A Man In Love! by Hamachi(op): 1:16pm On Nov 13, 2019

ABCthings:
Well done ma.

Romance › Re: Why Do You Think Companies Ask For Your Social Media Handles? by Hamachi(op): 1:16pm On Nov 13, 2019

hmmmmmmmmm

pcguru1:
They dont call me pcguru for nothing, fake email , unavailable number

Romance › Re: Why Are You On This Forum? by Hamachi(op): 1:14pm On Nov 13, 2019

tobby20:
This your stupid eBook that's ambiguous

Romance › Act Like A Man In Love! by Hamachi(op): 9:41am On Nov 12, 2019

Alot of my chats with the guys in my DM stopped at the woman duties vs man duties in a relationship and I'm happy I didn't waste my time liking what I do not like.

A particular guy asked me if I loved men who knew how to cook.

My response was, "asking if I love men who cook is the same as asking if I love men who take their baths by themselves. Every grown human should be able to take care of themselves."

He wasn't comfortable with my response.
According to him and basically ninety percent of the men folk, "cooking is specifically a woman's chore".

That's where my chats with him ended. No time and strength for argument there, but let me clear the air here.

First of all, I hate a relationship where roles and duties are spelt out. We're in love and I expect that our thoughts, words and actions would be love led. Love doesn't have boundaries or limitations or roles specific to a gender! What is good for the goose, is good for the gander.

Now, I'm not saying I wouldn't cook for you or do your laundry or every other domestic chore. All I'm saying is, don't expect that I should because it is my duty!

I love you, that's why I do them!
I enjoy catering to a man I'm in love with.
I enjoy fussing about every little detail about his life.

But then, I want you to do those things for me too, you know. Fuss about me too!
I want to feel the same way you feel when you come home from work to see a clean home and dinner on the table. And of course, a wet pussy.

Don't tell me what a man should or shouldn't do.
Act like a man in love!

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Romance › Re: Why Do You Think Companies Ask For Your Social Media Handles? by Hamachi(op): 9:39am On Nov 12, 2019

hmmmmmmm

pcguru1:
That's why you create a other fake account like me. My original al Twitter has boring but safe tweets.

Romance › Why Do You Think Companies Ask For Your Social Media Handles? by Hamachi(op): 9:06am On Nov 12, 2019

EY FAM!!!

I See a lot of supposed adults, Body shaming people, lots of people saying cuel things to people,
Some of you think It's just social media, The World is still a global village.
Your Employer may be in here,
WHY DO YOU THINK COMPANIES ASK FOR YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA HANDLES?

THE KIND OF RESPONSE YOU "CONSISTENTLY" DISH OUT TO OTHERS GOES A LONG WAY IN TELLING WHO YOU ARE.

A perfect body Wouldn't Pave way EVERYWHERE,
Six packs doesn't buy DIAPER.

Stop caging people with your Definition of a perfect body ,
When You say bad things to people,
IT SAYS A LOT ABOUT YOU.

To Everyone who has been Talked down, Reminded of their SCARS,
You're loved, you are your own kind of beautiful, you are your own kind of Perfect. You may not be enough for everyone, You're enough for the right circle.

I'm a mum, i have scars too,
I wear them QUEENLY!!!!
YOU SHOULD TOO!!!!!

Romance › Re: Why Are You On This Forum? by Hamachi(op): 9:06am On Nov 12, 2019

theButterfly:
I've made and have a few wonderful friends from NL. Also, if it weren't for NL I wouldn't know much about what's going on in Nigeria, tbh. It's b|c of NL that I still feel like a Nigerian.

Romance › Re: You Benefit Immensely By Take Up A Wife by Hamachi(op): 9:05am On Nov 12, 2019

You need to see a doc.[quote author=AstroG post=83896899][/quote]

Romance › Re: You Benefit Immensely By Take Up A Wife by Hamachi(op): 9:54am On Nov 10, 2019

buyfromalaba:
Truth but the right one.

Kai marriage go sweet die

Lol

Romance › Re: Why Are You On This Forum? by Hamachi(op): 9:52am On Nov 10, 2019

Majesticniyi:
I'm in Canada and doing fine today because of information I got free from Nairaland. That in itself justifies all the time I have spent on this forum

Hope you will reciprocate the good gestures back to us here.

Romance › Re: Why Are You On This Forum? by Hamachi(op): 9:51am On Nov 10, 2019

niaralandtopuser:
to kill time

You can't kill time.

Romance › Re: Why Are You On This Forum? by Hamachi(op): 9:50am On Nov 10, 2019

Tajbol4splend:
To learn

Learn what?

Romance › Re: Why Are You On This Forum? by Hamachi(op): 9:49am On Nov 10, 2019

VanillaIyce:
Don't know yet

Lol

Romance › Re: Can A Woman Feed A Man For Just Four Month Without Insulting Him? by Hamachi(op): 10:37am On Nov 08, 2019

Bros calm down.

DaddyNimo:
see how she's talking like life is a bed of roses. imagine talk a man shouldn't wait after been sacked he should just jump on the street and do labour job to prove he ain't lazy.....parents of these generation be birthing dummy girls for we men to marry.

Romance › Why Are You On This Forum? by Hamachi(op): 10:29am On Nov 08, 2019

Why are you in this group?

1) To find love

2) To make friends

3) To find bedmate.

4) To kill depression.

5)To find life partner.

Romance › Re: I Have Been Getting Many Insults Just Because I Made Knwn The Kind Of Man I Want by Hamachi(op): 10:18am On Nov 08, 2019

pryme:
Just asking,
I thought you sounded happy with his prospects for you.

Romance › Re: You Benefit Immensely By Take Up A Wife by Hamachi(op): 10:18am On Nov 08, 2019

anslem04:
You were just mumbling here n there ... its understandable naa una nature
Talking of favour: do you knw hw much pressure n insult ladies get when they don't marry in time ... if a man step in n marry her what shuld we call it?
A man gives is name, house, properties, sperm & dedicate is life providin for a woman n her children, full housewife what favour could be more than that.
We are africans besides in the black world a woman without a man ask no pride ...there so many summit likes of linda ikeji, tonto, cossy, toke can never get invite to ... no respect for a single woman. d only reason why a woman child won't labeled bastard is becos a man identified with her .. that is favour what does a man av 2 lose.
Alol ! if u've watch movies like; comin to america & cindarella story ...u will know only really prince pick there wife silently the really kings like that of swaziland, alaafin of oyo even king solomom & co. picked there queen loudly, oba no dey toast gbagbe.
marryin you b4 30 or after menopause naa favour my dear, doesnt mean i see u less

Romance › Re: You Benefit Immensely By Take Up A Wife by Hamachi(op): 10:16am On Nov 08, 2019

Shegzy8:
Sent a DM...check your mail

Romance › Re: I Have Been Getting Many Insults Just Because I Made Knwn The Kind Of Man I Want by Hamachi(op): 10:16am On Nov 08, 2019

bogdaddy:
It’s done. Reply back ASAP with your digits sweetheart

Romance › Re: For People That Shoot Their Shot, Please Take Note by Hamachi(op): 10:15am On Nov 08, 2019

MedicH:
True not all girls are prostitutes like the stereotyped dude but when 98% are, i wonder the odds.

Give statics with figures o

Romance › Re: I Have Been Getting Many Insults Just Because I Made Knwn The Kind Of Man I Want by Hamachi(op): 10:04am On Nov 07, 2019

you sey?

pryme:
So what happened to your American boo?

Romance › Re: Can A Woman Feed A Man For Just Four Month Without Insulting Him? by Hamachi(op): 9:46am On Nov 07, 2019

Reason with me

Poanan:
What exactly do u want to do with this question?

Romance › Re: Can A Woman Feed A Man For Just Four Month Without Insulting Him? by Hamachi(op): 9:46am On Nov 07, 2019

millionboi2:
No op

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