₦airaland Forum

Martinsmine:
I just remembered all these guys some times because then in mafoluku na carton box TV from our landlord house 🏠... I miss those days.. Rip legend

Omoawoke:
Before you travel out of the country, please note that the way you chase women in Nigeria does not work out there. You may see a matured looking girl and she can be 17, 16.
And even if she is above 18, you don't just start rushing to text them and chat them like Nigerian girls. You will smell prison!

Examples of nonsense is making sexual remarks about a colleague or in public, for instance, you see a babe and say "hey you looking takeaway" na sexual assault you dey play with

Or saying, oh look at you, your boyfriend is enjoying all these your front and back...walahi, you will definitely become cell presido

Or calling a girl over and over again, na stalking be that.

Better give yourself brain

Houseofglam7:
Serves him right.

One “Team Foreign” crooner bites the dust 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣

WesternPanzer:
What a stupid iddiot. Serves him right.

Why are you even talking to these guys? I don't know who this may help in the future but when you find yourself in this situation... Please NEVER TALK. Demand to see a lawyer and even still at that, mind what you say.

Education in the West especially UK is a highly packaged scam. Their interest is that Pounds or Dollars you are bringing. They teach you nothing actually and after you graduate, they expect you to leave their land immediately or pay another school fees to remain... No one actually employs you.

You already know these people don't like you. You leave your country to go to their country. Instead of minding your business and face what is facing you... You decide to go mess with fake kids.

Yes... I say fake kids because I know there maybe no real kids actually. These people set up fake profiles to stalk sexual predators and once you fall into their trap... You are gone.

And why was the mugu saying sorry or kneeling down? Does he really think it moves these people? He thinks its Nigeria where you blame the devil for everything? At a time, they were emotionally manipulating the iddiot the more to get more confessions on videos.

If you are new to the West, learn how their system works. Its very important. Avoid White people at all costs. Those guys are not your friends and will never be your friends. They don't like you.

If Konji hold you too much, masturbate enough that will last you the whole day. Apply powder on your face, look sharp and hit the streets to go hustle.

Finally, if You have anything serious doing in Nigeria... Never you come to Europe or the West. What is happening here is modern day, cooperate slavery.

If you must come, HAVE SEX THAT WILL LAST YOU FOR FIVE YEARS IN NIGERIA

Ameboperoo:
No single African has conquered Everest? No wonder

Darlingme:
Then what are we family for?

Exmilitant:
Depends on the poor relatives.

I have an older cousin who sold lot of lands,
in PH in those days when land selling was the thing among Ikwerre men.

did you know that this man is still a pauper? he has four children and none of them could scale through the university!

would you help such a man? a man who sold more than 25 plots of land including that of his widowed sister and consumed the money without a thought about his future?

whenever he dies we will contribute money for a befitting burial and if his children disagrees they can fu..ck off!!

leisuretym:
Nope, I get to name the hotel , a place I know inside out.

mradjoy:
In your myopic mind, you think it's only police who can track effectively?

Stop displaying naivety in a public forum like this.

And for you to think we did tracking free baffles me.

You don't even know the organization the tracker work with.

davillian:
Lmao them we know it's them

datola:
All these lawyers are learners.

How can an ordinary FCT that's not even uqual to a state in status form the main basis of winning Nigeri's presidential elections..

I'm even more surprised the once respected Olisa Agbakoba is also alluding to the same folly.

davillian:
After all documentation and signing of agreements we can start looking for the urge ...
Cos those girls will seduce you give u kpekus then go straight to the police that they have been raped

davillian:
Me way sense wan kill
Even if she is my girlfriend before sex I would pull out agreement form video her sign it before she would say it was under duress or rape
Even before I marry self she would sign a prenup form too....
Since the birds have learnt to fly without landing we would learn how to shoot and kill flying targets

leisuretym:
Anyway we were not there, and so we can’t really say because sometimes it’s these women that will even be telling you go left , dig down , faster that will still accuse you of rape just to cash out, that’s why I always asked them to book for hotel and send me a text msg saying baby come and have me , I’m Hot

seborrhic:
My issue here is the kind of journalists we have.
How can simple arithmetic of 185 to 500 be a more than 300% jump!
@topic,it's an idea but that means many people will arrive at their offices and places of business smelling of sweat

Wordsfrombimpe:
You are Single Untill You Married - Double Date

There is no such thing as am in relationship playing the loyalty game for long my sister

I have been loyal for long to the men I dated and didn't end up with one

My last relationship taught me deeply, I cried badly and that's to tell you how I love deeply

Long distance relationship with someone on this space and it didn't work on

But I see ladies making the mistakes I made many times and what is that

A guy likes you and he ask he want to get to know you

The next thing you are in a relationship aunty you want to be single for long be that

Inside relationship I learnt some relationship lead you to the right ones

But don't be stupid to be loyal to someone who can't vouch that for you

This men you see can't dish out what you give to them

I went out to sort something and a guy called me on the street and said so you are not married and you are busy forming relationship

And the person I thought you are married to or in a relationship is in a marriage with another woman

And he was like

I have liked you for long but the moment you utter relationship it broke me

I was so angry

Because you are the qualities I need and I observe you for long

I was like shock

I could not cry

So please ladies double date

I have learnt and I hope you learn

Double date and don't do pre marital sex

God bless every loyal people out there

May we find the right ones

Ase!

https://twitter.com/coachbimpe/status/1664758421072105475?s=46[/quote]After Advising people to Double Date == Disloyalty, Why did you Add the Bolded?

bukatyne:
In your haste to respond, you did not read to comprehend.

The guy said large family; I do not know where a wife with two kids became a large family.

Secondly, how do you know that our take home is currently not N2m per month?

Or do you have access to my family's purse?

bukatyne:
400k per month, large family, building a house (all in Lagos) doesn't work oga

He either has another source of funds (stealing/begging at work, wife, side hustle, rich relatives etc.), he is lying to you or they are living in sub zero conditions.

Essenza01:
I really don't know anymore, i just did my budget for the month and i am scared, i have cut from everywhere possible and i fear for my self.. i dont have a GF, Wife, Children.. my salary is N400,000 and i have added side businesses and one or two's to even survive.. but with this fuel increase, what else is left... zero savings..

- Rent - N108,333/mth (1,300,000/12)
- Fuel for car - N180,000 (36k for 5-6days)
- Auto maintenance - N30,000/mth (service/repair)
- Fuel for generator - N50,000/mth (20ltr/wk)
- Feeding - N62,000 - (N2,000/day)
- Health miscellenous - N5,000/mth
- Dstv - N4,500/mth
- Data - N7,000/mth
- Recharge card - N3,000/mth
- Dry cleaner - N4,000/mth (Starch/iron)
- Hygiene maintenance - N10,000 (body spray/perfume, roll on, soap, cream) etc..
-  Gift to people - N10,000/mth
-  Family House contribution - N20,000/mth
- Eko electric - N10,000/mth
- repairs and maintenance - N12,000/mth
- Clothing, footwear etc - N10,000/mth
- Outings, restaurant, sit outs and provisions - N30,000/mth

Total = N556,500...

My rent is average rent for where i stay, its a two bed flat, i use the other room for home office..

Feeding is N2,000/day.. its not anything out of the ordinary.. tried cooking and spent more with time wasting.

Fuel for car is at the new rate of N500/ltr, my car is a 70ltr car tank..

Auto maintenance is basic brake pads, shocks, service 2mths, tire guage, police pr, tire purchase if any, minor touch ups etc... nothing major.

Fuel for generator is 20ltr/day (2hrs or less daily)

I need help.... how are you people doing it, what am i doing wrong? The rat race is killing me..

Oju4190:
Congrats.....protect ur eyes oooo

LikeAking:
Chai!

sevo:
Use inside the 10 Milla wey u take perform buy nah

Hambivert:
People like Timaya don't have a particular political ideology. All they are interested in is, how it is going to favour them. Once policies stops favouring them, they sparogatively start to cry.
I don't hate him or wouldn't stop to listen to his 'good songs' if he drops any, because, I've come to understand that's who he is
...a leopard with unremovable spots

On your Mandate we shall Fight😂 pic.twitter.com/2yA7fPyoM9

— Reyenoch✨ (@Enochemerald1) May 31, 2023

ijustdey:
https://www.thecable.ng/nmdpra-were-ready-to-issue-petrol-import-licence-to-interested-companies/amp

rickpat:
it will be stolen or used to fund the luxurious lifestyle of POLITICANS... I'm sure of that...it's a shame Nigerians will be the ones to always pay the price of suffering

SalamRushdie:
At the end of the day this is still not deregulated and they will still come back and tell us they are paying subsidy

Sermwell:
When Nigerians keep electing stupid leaders, people like us will keep cashing out!!

I have already called my managers to sell at #550 per litre. Whoever cannot afford it should go and sleep!

When I said thiefnubuu's government will be a useless one some hopeless agbado nitwits thought I was joking.

I cashed out during Buhari's useless government, and now it's time to cash out under this corrupt government!

You guys should keep electing them for us! Na una go suffer am

Draei:
Una go just dey talk waaaah! Save 400k like say na so e easy. For a family man with children abi

thelords4u:
I no dey whine you, it's the truth... I have both offer of employment as I dey. I am 41yrs old married with kids but lost my job about 2-3yrs ago ran into debts and many financial problems. So I have been living a terrible life with children until God now gave me these two offers. But I just want to get things right this time, I can't afford to make any mistake this time

infogeneral:
The conditions are to stringent in the first place. How would you expect someone to drive for 12hrs a day, 6 days a week.

That's slavery!

nlfpmod:
Uber driver Adams Ikemu Adakole diligently paid the daily installments on his car loan from Nigerian vehicle-financing firm Moove for three months. But in February 2023, his work came to a standstill due to fuel scarcity in Lagos. Adakole failed to pay his loan installments, and Moove issued him a warning over the phone in March. Shortly after, the company remotely locked and seized his vehicle, Adakole told Rest of World.

Though he immediately borrowed ‎30,000 naira ($65) from a lending app and made a partial payment to Moove, he hasn’t gotten his car back. “Fairmoney — the lending app — has been calling me nonstop to repay,” Adakole said, adding that he cannot repay the loan because he doesn’t have a car to drive for Uber anymore.

https://restofworld.org/2023/uber-moove-impounding-drivers-nigeria/