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Romance › Re: This Strange Mammal Has The Weirdest Penis With Four Heads (Graphic Photos) by Vision101(m): 2:11am On Jun 11, 2021
@Hintona
Yikes!



@me
I know that you will come and look
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Dated A Banker? Share Your Experience by Vision101(m): 10:09pm On Jun 10, 2021
@Gossiplover


How will someone want to marry you?




@me
@flirtyjane is stylishly looking for a banker to marry but they are discouraging her that they are stingy and womanizers.

I just told her that I'm one and I tried to disabuse her mind. I welcomed her to apply to marry me.

You can apply if you are interested.
Family › Re: How To Get Over Trauma Of Wife Past Life by Vision101(m): 10:02pm On Jun 10, 2021
@Kingcalls

Simp ur way out of here abeg ...unrepentant simp.



@me
I don gree I'm an unrepentant simp. I will not destroy someone's daughter to show that I'm smart.
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Dated A Banker? Share Your Experience by Vision101(m): 4:20am On Jun 10, 2021
Flirtyjane
A popular Facebook group has this same question on their wall and most of the ladies were saying they are stingy, and some are womanizers.

How true is this?

Nevertheless I have been to some several banks in different states and I observe one thing, both the men and women all flirt including the married ones. But not all.

I remember going to one the bank, I can't the name but blue is their main colour.

The staff wore a very short skirt. She has thick thigh, fair in complexion.

The skirt was really so short that if she bend down, the full butt will be visible.

These the ways some of the ladies dresses and seduces their male colleagues and probably other male customers.




@me
I'm an accountant and I have worked in the banking sector. Stingy....No, prudent .... yes because that's our training. We are trained to know the value of money. To foresee contingencies and prepare for them.

We make good husbands and fathers because we are ahead in financial planning.

But ladies dey rush us because they love our appearance and they know that we are respected.

They think that we have money. That's wrong. It's prudence that we take dey cover body.

The females flirting (flirtyjane)? Some yes particularly the marketing staff because of pressure.

Now, are you ready to marry me?
Romance › Re: Should I Keep My Uncircumcised Penis At 27 Years by Vision101(m): 4:01am On Jun 10, 2021
Girls dey try oooo. How they dey take look at an uncircumcised preq. It's too ugly.

That's what these alhajis for Abuja dey carry up and down.
Romance › Re: My Mother’s Reaction When I Told Her That I Got A Girl Pregnant by Vision101(m): 3:39am On Jun 10, 2021
@kestolove95

See bad parents, encouraging immoral act.




@me
What should they do?
Family › Re: How To Get Over Trauma Of Wife Past Life by Vision101(m): 3:34am On Jun 10, 2021
@frozen70

You are the one hurting yourself not her

Some thing she did long ago before meeting you and you are still casting back over it

How are you sure she doesn't have any secret lover especially now that you have not married her

Every one has a past just move on

If you are not convinced of her, then let her go dont marry her


@me
Correct comment jare. If someone opens his can of worms and the lady holds it against him nko. It happened in the past and so long as it's not happening now what is your problem?

If you are such a saint why did you pregnant her without official marriage. How many ashawo, sugar mummy, one chance pussy, first fruit pusy did you bleep before knowing her.

What do you want now? Leave her with the stigma of a lady that had baby outside wedlock and voom you will move to the next victim.

If you refuse to marry her I will call you a BAD GUY. A complete chop and run.
Romance › Re: Father's Day Should Be Banned, See Why. by Vision101(m): 3:15am On Jun 10, 2021
You don't want husband..... keep your eyes left. Why are you jealous?

I beg let's celebrate the father's day twelve times a year so that those pretenders will die.
Family › Re: Side Chick Jumps From 2 Storey Window To Avoid Being Caught By The Man's Wife by Vision101(m): 2:50am On Jun 10, 2021
@LadyRosa

stupid girl.
Even if you want to date a married man, date the ones that can afford hotels.



@me
You are teaching bad thing..... I will tell.... I will tell aunty.
Family › Re: Ishilove I nor go marry you again. by Vision101(m): 2:45am On Jun 10, 2021
Where are the members of THE FUTURE IS FEMALE club? Come and support your member.
Literature › Re: Which Books Can I Read that Will Positively Influence My Life? by Vision101(m): 2:26am On Jun 10, 2021
Read the Holy Bible.....the ultimate owner's manual of everything you face on earth.

Make sure you practice and obey all. I can promise you that you will be a champion in life.

Joshua chapter 1 verse 8.
Sports › Re: Lazio Appointed Maurizio Sarri As Their New Manager On A Two-year Contract by Vision101(m): 2:21am On Jun 10, 2021
Bleep Sarri ball
Crime › Re: Ghanaian Hairdresser Stabs Boyfriend To Death Over Soup (Photos) by Vision101(m): 1:36am On Jun 10, 2021
@Bola146
Soup




@me
You no go talk now. See how this tiny thing kill a whole man. With all that I have read today about female I will not go near any female again.

I'm on indefinite strike. The future is female is manifesting.
Crime › Re: Brazilian Wife Cooks Her Husband's Penis In A Frying Pan After Killing Him by Vision101(m): 12:54am On Jun 10, 2021
@Hintona
The man must have done something....



@me
Wetin I do? Kill me eno do you. Cut my preq eno do you. You fry ram with soya beans oil and eat.

Kuku eat the whole of me. This thing will discourage me from getting married. ALICE MUST GO.
Politics › Re: President Buhari will Commission Brand New Lagos-Ibadan Rail Line tomorrow!!! by Vision101(m): 12:34am On Jun 10, 2021
This disappointing president tried in the area of infrastructure. Amechi best minister. Fashola second best.
Romance › Re: When Single Ladies Choose To Cohabit With Men, What Goes Through Their Mind? by Vision101(m): 4:50am On Jun 09, 2021
@HRHQueenPhil
It's their of this three
1. I love him so much and his place is comfortable
2. Am super broke and he both love each other
3. He keeps fighting me and getting upset when I return home, let me rather stay
4. Am suspecting he cheats and will abandon me, so let me seduce him with food and sex so he won't stray

That's abt it ;



@me
You are exposing your gender. They will sue you. Get a good lawyer.
Romance › Re: When Single Ladies Choose To Cohabit With Men, What Goes Through Their Mind? by Vision101(m): 4:47am On Jun 09, 2021
@Kalapizim
My girlfriend and I hardly see because of work for both of us so she comes over on Thursdays till Saturdays.

This arrangement works fine for us




@me
What do you usually do when she comes?
Romance › Re: How Do U Know He's A Playboy? by Vision101(m): 4:43am On Jun 09, 2021
It's not good for health.... hahahaha
Which health? Malaria abi typhoid?
Romance › Re: Questions For The Ladies by Vision101(m): 4:38am On Jun 09, 2021
@Magnoliaa
Me? Oluwakemisowo? Let a guy know I like him? Never. I don't roll like that. I don't tell, I don't give hints, I don't give signals. If you're not a mind-reader or psychic, forgerritt. Shey it's person that has shots that shoot, sef.

They are the men; let them hunt.




@me
There's rushing now ooo. This your formula na old formula. Too many unknown gun girls hustling.
Romance › Re: Abuja Is The Sex Capital Of Nigeria by Vision101(m): 4:14am On Jun 09, 2021
@Hintona
Mtchew it is not a new thing. Anyway why are you guys so obsessed with women, women this women that, last time I checked the women doing those things are adults. And why are you guys talking as if they were doing it with only themselves weren't men involved?




@me
They are seducing the men. You need angel Michael to help you.
Family › Re: Adultery Is Everywhere Marriage Is Just Formality Now by Vision101(m): 12:33am On Jun 09, 2021
@LilMissFavvy
Call it pained or whatever, I don't give a hoot. My point stands, the wives learnt it from their husbands, the men deserve it.



@me
Finished world. It's crazy what women do these days all in the name of feminism.

If she is copying from me and I catch her and fire her she goes back to square one. In this Bubu time wey husband no dey she will remain like that.

Tear rubber never see husband who go approach over used material wey the vmobile don expand finish. But I can bet you that the day she leaves I will receive several applications.

I know that you, my good lady @ImaIma1 and her gang will not like what I'm saying but this is the hard truth.

You don't fight a battle that you know very well that you can't win.
Family › Re: Can You Marry A Man Like Your Father by Vision101(m): 12:04am On Jun 09, 2021
I want to hear from my dear ImaIma1
Family › Re: This Photo Really Says A Lot About Our Father’s Effort by Vision101(m): 11:58pm On Jun 08, 2021
@ImaIma1
These days fathers are more intentional with being close to their kids. And mothers should let the kids know when daddy buys them stuff. The father might drop money to get things for the kids and they assume mummy bought it.

If you ask my daughter who bought her a new item, she says it's mummy and daddy. Let daddy's efforts be acknowledged.




@me
For once you are supporting us. That's a good one. One non alcoholic wine for you.
Politics › Re: Cattle-Laden Truck Attacked In Onitsha, Driver & Conductor Killed by Vision101(m): 11:16pm On Jun 07, 2021
@Racoon
Too bad! The murderers from Futa Jallon Plateau have push others to the wall.It gonna get messier.No hiding place for anyone.The final onslaught have begin.



@me
You are celebrating abi? The import of all these is reprisal attack. You know that 80℅ of Ibo wealth is outside Igbo land.

Meanwhile you are inviting the battle to start from your house. No sane man invites war to start from his house.

When you go one week only without bath, food, water and most probably wearing the same clothes and living and sleeping in the bush among animals then your eyes will clear.

When you see all your family achievements destroyed in a swoop and all your family members scattered without communication then you will know what you are celebrating.

When you become an IDP in another country(which country will take us) then you will know what war is.

I just tried to paint a little bit of the implications of what you are celebrating.

Before you and your crew attack me, let me declare to you that I'm an Ibo like you. You guys are not more Ibo than us.

I fully support the agitation for Ibos to be properly treated but not in the way of that miscreant and his band of illiterate followers.

Why is it that he doesn't want Ibo elites to come close to him? FYI I will not reply anyone. I'm too busy.
Family › Re: Let's Be Sincere. "Can You Marry A Woman Like Your Mother?" by Vision101(m): 10:19pm On Jun 07, 2021
Yes if I'm exactly like my father.

No if I'm not exactly like my father.

I'm half my father and half my mother. So it can't work. There are some aspects of her that I know and some aspects that I don't know.

Do I know how she does it in the other room? Only my father knows.

@Imalma1, I have won you this time.
Family › Re: Why Do Married Women Cheat? by Vision101(m): 9:59pm On Jun 07, 2021
@ImaIma1

Naaah he didn't notice it. He, emmaodet and the others have managed to avoid the chats between you Mstick. They can't deal with the truth. It's not the kind of narrative that massages their egos.



@me
Hahahaha...... I read it my big lady.
Romance › Re: Having A Child With Man That Doesnt Love Me by Vision101(m): 2:55am On Jun 07, 2021
@pocohantas

I pity any lady falling for that scam all to prove she is independent or not materialistic.

There is NO SINGLE sensible man on this earth who wouldn’t want to take responsibility for a woman he loves or wants to spend the rest of his life with. The major way men show care is by SPENDING. They can’t cook or clean. They don’t have wombs to carry pregnancies. Men put their money where their heart is.

Most men won’t marry you if you refuse to do wifely duties in a relationship. They wouldn’t wait till marriage to get these benefits because they know you don’t learn left hand in old age. Then you, a woman, will ignore the only thing you can get from a man. I feel sorry for that woman.


@me
This is the entitlement mentality that guys talk about. Does it mean that a woman should come into a relationship expecting a man to bear all her burden. Wifey duties are all she can bring. Who wifey duties help?

This woman obviously expect the Nigerian man to shoulder her financial responsibilities. The man did not come to Europe for such jamboree.
Romance › Re: I Don't Like Her, I Like Her Younger Sister by Vision101(m): 2:37am On Jun 07, 2021
See your life. You went to church and all that you will crave for is to start selecting between older sister and younger sister.

Fear God. Sex is addictive. The more you have it the more you crave for it. You can never have enough.

At the end you discover that it's vanity after it has caused so much destruction. This generation should think less of sex.

Every addiction is destructive.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Pastor Adeboye Tweeting With VPN? - Daddy G.O Dragged On Twitter by Vision101(m): 9:25pm On Jun 06, 2021
@Kobojunkie
I am more interested in the part where stated that no Law permits the government from restricting individual access to twitter or any online platform.



@me
I have told you that there is no statute or case law in Nigeria that permits the government to take such action. Legal experts have said the same thing.

You that is arguing otherwise the onus is on you to show us if such exist.
Romance › Re: The Easiest Way To Get A Husband Is To Give To The Man. Imagine He Took You Out by Vision101(m): 2:37am On Jun 06, 2021
@doggedfighter
Husbands are not scarce.

It's quality men that are scarce

All these tips aren't necessary.




@me
Husband scarce die ooo. So many of you confide in me.
Romance › Re: The Easiest Way To Get A Husband Is To Give To The Man. Imagine He Took You Out by Vision101(m): 2:34am On Jun 06, 2021
@Prettyangelng
The easiest way to get a husband is to give to the man. Imagine he took you out on a date but forgot his wallet with his ATM card at home. He begged you for 1k naira so he can go and get it you refused and after you agreed you told him to pay you the 1k naira back. My sister marriage will run away from people like you.

Rebecca married Isaac because she gave to Abraham's servant and his Camels Water to drink.

The man went and came back the first thing you asked for was the 1k naira you borrowed him. Can't you save him the stress by footing the bills while he pays you later. Only a fool will marry such a woman.

Do you know the meaning of HELP MEET not Help get




@me
You are a correct wife material. I will come for you but I'm still saving money.
Family › Re: H by Vision101(m): 2:04am On Jun 06, 2021
Sharp woman

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