Dollywood:


Haha, can we chat up, boss?

Martini101:
Because of Bad road on Nigerian Side, these guys had to take this risk.

southniyikaye:
just yesterday, some small small boys in my area went to an alfa to bathe.
They were even stupid enough to paste it on their WhatsApp status..
Some are real while some are skits but believe me, in the nearest future, we will have too many mad youths roaming the street


If you can bathe soap from either an alfa or prophet or pastor or whatever and it worked for you, then believe running mad is very real

Omihanifa:


An not ruling that out. But also remember that during the harmattan here in Nigeria a lot of people look brighter and fresher. Because the weather isn't harsh on their skin.


What is making us dark in Africa is the Sun and pollution in the atmosphere which we face when going to hustle for our daily bread. Those things (dust, smoke, dirts) settles on the skin and we don't get rid of them till night or even the next day

If you really want to know how bad the atmosphere is here in Africa. Go out from morning till night, when you are back, get a facial cleanser and dab it into a cotton wool then wipe your face with it. You will see the amount of dirty that will appear on the cotton wool



Even we guys when we remove our clothes, the chest to the stomach region looks Brighter. While the head looks very dark. It's like that because the sun is always heating the head, while the chest to the stomach region is always protected by the clothes we wear

Jashub:
Like I said earlier, "Continue to live in denial ".

Peace

flokii:
Demolish the place.. let the traders pack their things to Onitsha or whereever and leave Lagos.
Seriously, order has to be restored in Lagos and ALL public posts occupied by only Yorubas. These outsiders have grown wings on Yoruba soil and must be cut to size.

OOzz:
Lubbish!!

Time for the south to redirect their pipelines to cameroon or even Togo

James4bright:


Russia is one of the easiest for now. Russia, Estonia and Latvia, they are quite easy.

justosee:

You can't make someone stateless no matter the crime, even if he is a terrorist.
South Africa was his last country, and he is their responsibility.

justosee:

He is still a South African citizen

360command:
At the moment, he has no citizenship(he is stateless) but he is suppose to be in south Africa in the deportation camp while he tries to process his next move.

If Nigeria do not take him, he will still have to remain in south Africa.. if south Africa is tired of keeping him, they will have to send him to Zimbabwe, there he can obtain assylum as he has no citizenship.

If Zimbabwe can't grant him assylum, he will have to go to Namibia or Mozambique until a country Grant's him assylum..

Cest la vie..

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
My real niggggggggeeeeeeeeessssss

To all my real niggees in the house.....lets bow down our head and pray this 4 prayer point

1) may we never run out of tools this year
2) may we never run of format this year
3) may our azaman never loose guard us
4) may we continue to smoke enough weed, book enough hotel, bang enough pussy and drink enough beer

SegFault:

See question, do we even have a functional police force not to talk more of "Amber Alert" this is a useless country take it or leave it.

Didi2d:
This reminds me of a missing girl some years back. The mum was so scared, searched everywhere, contacted the police and all that.

But guess what, the girl in the house of a particular guy, this guy normally goes around with the mum searching for girl.

After some days she came out, claiming she was kidnapped by ritualist but she was freed since they could not use her. That she just found herself somewhere in badagry. And the mum was so happy having her child back.

But codedly someone saw her in that apartment of that guy, that claim to be searching for her as early as 5am during the period she went missing

CaptainPrice1:
Some Apologists will still come and shout create Jobs for them. So no legit job in US apart from fraud. An average Nigerian is a Criminal. You have the opportunity to leave this country, you still choose to use it negatively.

Death to all scammers....

GNature:



If you are young, black and drive a very expensive car, you can be pulled
over by the police in the U.S (they will ask you for car registration
and your drivers license).


Go and ask the NFL and Basketball athletes.

The same thing happened to Mario Balotelli when
he was playing soccer in Europe.

longetivity:
YORUBA is different in terms of respecting the elders

MejiLoyon:
Legend

Whenever I see this picture I dey dey disappointed with my fore fathers.
Instead make them calm down, make oyinbo carry them go America ,highest dem go be slave for a while before them release them,for where ,my great grandfather dey run upandan inside bush dey escape oyinbo. He no know say he dey escape good life. Now I'm stick with herdsmen and organ harvesters. May be my name no go be mejiloyon but Breastistwo. Me and Mayweather for dey ball like this.

Truth be said..some nairalanders need help. Serious help. For goodness sake do I have to write that what youre reading up there is a joke? For those wey dey mention me make I give una collective answer.

WAKA

planetx:
Nigeria is actually a nice place to live if you have money.