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PoliticsRe: UN Military Vehicles by Patented: 10:21am On Apr 05, 2023
ask yourself whether UN has ever deployed in a country without a UN resolution and an announcement. Show us where there is an announcement of deployment in Nigeria.

Abi UN don dey hide do things?

Alarmists everywhere
CrimeRe: 25 Cars Destroyed As Youths Clash Over Girlfriend In Kwara by Patented: 1:32pm On Apr 04, 2023
wahala be like wetin again..........................................??!!
RomanceRe: Please I Need Urgent Advice About My Boring Relationship by Patented: 1:50pm On Apr 02, 2023
scanner1000:
Good afternoon and happy Sunday..

Please I have something bothering me for a long time now. It's about my girlfriend not accepting to have intimacy with me, saying we should marry first.. I'm a young man trying to stand firm before thinking about marriage.. But she do pressure me on marriage since I'm always disturbing her for sex. Although she is a virgin which I have confirm.. She is a hardworking gal and independent. She hardly ask me for money and even whn I get money I hardly give her base on sex issues.. I have been celibate for about two years now and I'm not d type dat Bleep around.. She visited me dis January we only romance and I almost force myself inside her.. So I'm planning to visit her but she said no romance or sex and we are on a distance relationship. I base in Edo state while she base in Ondo state . So I feel transportation to visit her is a waste because no fun.. Just talking talking with high transportation too..

Pls I need advice and don't mind my grammatical errors.
You guys are clearly not on the same page. So much so that your individual points of view may. E enough to to cloud judgment.

You guys .UST sit-down, talk and decide of this is really worth it.
FoodRe: The Bushmeat My Dad Caught At My Village by Patented: 8:02pm On Mar 28, 2023
Flawless18:
I don’t argue and I hardly post on this forum. But what I’m sure of 💯, I can argue it like kilodeee 😂😂😂 Pls visit your uncle in the village to ask questions and see things. Alligator is called áwón/awònrìnwòn/áñtá in Yoruba. Crocodile is called óní in Yoruba.
Even Tigers have a name in Yourba and Tigers are not found naturally occuring in Africa.

See these links
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alligator
https://www.totalreptile.com/are-there-alligators-in-africa/

I challenge u to show me via a Google search that alligators occur in Africa
FoodRe: The Bushmeat My Dad Caught At My Village by Patented: 7:34pm On Mar 28, 2023
Mrvictorwrite:
This looks like Alligator. Alligators are amphibians tho.
Crocodile actually, alligators are found in North America mainly. None in Africa
RomanceRe: Me… by Patented: 4:13pm On Mar 17, 2023
telling him to shut up was wrong .for the average Naija man thats a lot to swallow. However, that does not justify the slap and his reaction seems over the top.

its either there are other things you are not telling us, or he is not telling you.

something is off.

Wifey123:
I’m a black American, living in Nigeria with my husband, who is Nigerian. Today, we had a misunderstanding. I was trying to explain something that happened with the POS decline when I bought something. I was trying to explain and he was getting angry with me because he felt that I was not explaining well. He kept harping on it even though I repeated the amount at least 3 times. I’d also bought him a meat pie and I was tired of him being mad over me not explaining properly because I couldn’t figure out how I could have been more clear. I said:

“Just shut up and eat the meat pie.”

I immediately regretted that I said something so disrespectful to my husband and I apologized. He threw the meat pie out of the window and started yelling at me while we were in the call. Called me names and who am I, that I would never disrespect him again. That I’m a stupid and useless mother. I apologized again and started to cry. He told me to “Shut the F*** up.” He threatened to punch me and then he slapped me in the face. He said that this is Nigeria, not America and he could “break my head and nothing was going to happen.” He told me “Fu** me a million times. He said that the marriage is over and that I won’t see him again.

We got home he said that this was the third time that I told him to shut up and that this was how it starts. He’s right, I did say it twice before over the past year but in my defense, I said it while he was yelling at me, calling me names and saying that I was useless. I never called him names or raised my voice or had any insults. He admitted that he gets angry and before promised that he will not insult me or tell me “F*** you” again.

He was packing a bag in our room. I apologized profusely and cried and begged him not to leave. I said that I was so sorry and I’d never disrespect him again. He said that I should leave too. He threw two bank cards at me and said that I could use those until I decide to leave our house. I took this as him telling me to go back home to America as I have no where to go here.

I started sobbing then. I followed him to the car and begged him not to leave. That I didn’t want to end our marriage. He told me that he will not tolerate disrespect and that we needed a break. That I talk to him like a child? I don’t know what he’s referring to and he had never said that before. I always do whatever he asks, whenever he asks and I never intended to disrespect him. Then he told me to get out of the car. He drove away.

Now that he’s gone and my face is still sore from being slapped, I’m thinking hard about this. I messed up by being disrespectful. However the anger that he showed was next level. I have never been hit before, he never even threatened to hit me before he even threatened to punch me. This man who loved me just this morning. This man who said he wanted to thank my mother for giving him such an amazing wife. Now essentially acted as if he hates me. Violence is usually progressive. A slap, then a punch, then it goes on from there. I don’t know what to do. Should I go home. My family will tell me to leave. I can’t believe that this happened. I lost my marriage within 15 minutes? Should I leave and go to an Airbnb? What if he turns off the cards? How will I even get cash? I don’t know what to do so I’m asking strangers.

Questions that people will likely have: My husband and I have known each other for 7 years, mostly as friends long distance. Married for under 2 years. This is not an age gap relationship or anything. We are the same age. We never filed for him to come to America or anything and that wasn’t in our plans.
RomanceRe: Help!! What Does This Omen Mean? (strange Pics) by Patented: 2:45pm On Mar 16, 2023
is the BOnsai on the tale real? if so what specie?
HeartlessMan:
I was just chilling alone since there's no water in my crib to wash off cum if I invite any olosho over. Next thing the sky became overcast & dark. It was about to rain or so I thought. A strong Southern wind blew my curtains to form this curious sight.

At first I first ignored it but then it blew stronger to that shape again this time with a lightning bolt that I had no choice but to jump up and scream Blood of Jesus! like a newly-commissioned Chosen MOPOL.

I went to tie my curtain like UyaiIncomparabl's destiny this time but the wind untied it like and blew it again to form this image. Then I used all my commando muscles and held my curtains down but again the wind flung me away like a used condom and reformed the shape again.

I've sustained serious injuries.

Please what does this sign mean?
PropertiesRe: Increase In Rent: How Do I Handle This With My Landlord? by Patented: 8:53pm On Feb 25, 2023
Pay the new rent, or you move. Those are your option. The landlord is within his rights to increase rent.
PhonesRe: Has Anyone Here Ordered A Phone From Ali Express? by Patented: 8:34am On Feb 08, 2023
My friend once order the 9pro and it came. That was about 2 years back or so
RomanceRe: Lady Breaks Boyfriend’s Heart A Week After He Took Her Shopping With ........... by Patented: 7:40am On Feb 05, 2023
After using school fees to impress babe, he deserves the tears.
HealthRe: Help I'm Addicted To Carbonated Drinks. by Patented: 10:52am On Feb 02, 2023
ahnie:
Ok sir.
My freezer is empty.
Hopefully I m fighting it.
Reduce by 1 bottle this week, 2 weeks time try and reduce by another one bottle. When u get to once a day, start skipping days.

Easier said than done but u can do it if determined
HealthRe: Help I'm Addicted To Carbonated Drinks. by Patented: 8:29am On Feb 02, 2023
ahnie:
I m addicted to carbonated drinks and it's beginning to sound weird and I can hardly do without taking like 3 a day in every meal I take.

It's like there's a force propelling me to always take carbonated drinks.

Pls how do I get rid of such unhealthy habits?
Na small small I solve this problem in my life, gradual reduction till I could go weeks without. E no easy na discipline. No dey buy keep for house oooooo
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men No Longer Have Standard For Women They Consider Attractive by Patented: 5:17pm On Jan 28, 2023
Busy body
HealthRe: (graphics) by Patented: 3:02pm On Jan 22, 2023
Olam09:
Good afternoon everyone.. there has been a dead body of a woman caked with dirt lying beside a road on our street what number do i call so they can come pick the body up before it becomes a disaster? Please kindly post the right number here thanks.

Here is the location

118 Olusegun Oshoba Road, after white house b/stop. Lagos state.
767
AutosRe: Toyota RAV4 100% FirstBody (toks Standard) by Patented: 9:05pm On Jan 19, 2023
Rite007:
Awoof Deal Alert!!!


Come with two mechanics to inspection ground.

Bring your Tokumbo let's compare!

1year and 3months used 100% Firstbody with no single Naija paint.

Make: Toyota
Mode: Rav 4
Year: 2004
Condition: *Engine Untouched *
*Tokumbo Standard*
*Note*: Only AC Needs Attention!

Price: 2m
Location: Lagos

Why go for Tokbo when you have thishuh

Still available?


Call or WhatsApp me on
09032569201
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Yet To Receive My Salary After My Resignation Last Year by Patented: 3:01pm On Jan 19, 2023
desist from calling. stick to emails as much as possible. so you have evidence in the event they misbehave.
dosage150:
https://www.nairaland.com/7355662/what-duration-notice-period-resignation

Good morning fam,
After my resignation on 24-09-2022 which I posted here. Some faulted me for not taking my salary and leave without notice

Yea I felt bad but I served in a very vital department that I had alot of their properties in my care. And the firm is known for taking up cases like this up and declaring you "missing" with your pictures all over their branches.

This can tarnish one's image or even cause my new employer to dismiss me , so I had to do all neccessary documentation

After my resignation
The HR asked me to send my IDs, handbooks and other documents to the HQ in the East instead of the one here in Lagos where i stay

I sent it accross to them , after some weeks when I called to know if they recieved it
She told me that they got only the handbook and nothing else (I sealed all these together)
I stood my ground and was ready to travel for this
After two weeks, she admitted that they have seen every of the documents

My new job took my time because I have been on training
I never called to ask of my salary, when I in Dec, she assured me that they are working on it grin grin grin grin grin

On Monday this week, I was ready to meet the MD because of this issue
I called the lady again, she was ranting that i should allow them to work on my benefits and all that , I raised my voice too and told her that I only worked with them for 6 months , i really wonder what benefits she is calculating and I am ready to meet the MD because of this and that she should have it on mind that I am not forfeiting this salary for ANYTHING.

She dropped the call, later the secretary called me to assure me that they are working on it

Yesterday my pension account was credited grin
I have to wait for my salary at the end of this month
I will be patient till March , because she once told me that it is after 6 months I should be worried not "disturbing" her everyday

Till then
AutosRe: SOLD. Relocation: Neatly used Rav4 Sports 04 awaiting new home by Patented: 6:57pm On Jan 11, 2023
DMoneyman:
Awaiting new home
1.8
RomanceRe: How Do I Tell My Fiancee That I Don't Want Court Marriage by Patented: 12:39pm On Jan 11, 2023
segtech68:
I'm in a very serious relationship which will likely lead to marriage before the middle of this year. she's a good lady, very decent, God fearing and has a good Job. We both love each other so there's no point waiting than to marry her. We've talked about it and she loves the idea. Also , i've met her family and her parent treated me kindly.

The issue is, we are both planning to relocate after marriage to any of the western countries, we are both credible financially and i'm very sure we won't get denied but the stories i've heard about women changing after getting abroad makes me want to think twice about the court marriage. I would love to do every other marital right except court marriage.

How do i tell her politely without losing her? please i'll appreciate your advise.

Thank you.
It won't make a difference when you travel abroad. She I u will declare Ur marriage before travelling?
FamilyRe: Cutting Your Baby's Hair When He/she Clocks 1 Year by Patented: 2:57pm On Jan 08, 2023
Bayonet40:
Good evening nairalanders.
Why do Nigerians believe that you must have to cut your baby's hair (especially male babies) immediately they reach 1 year?
Is there any theory here?
People have been suggesting that I cut my boy's hair when he reaches 1 year which is some days from now, he has much hair which I plan to maintain and keep in a good shape.
It's up to you. Maintenance can become a headache later. It it's your headache.
FamilyRe: Work Wahala In My Marriage by Patented: 9:09am On Jan 04, 2023
YOU DONT TRUST YOUR WIFE AND YOU PRBABLY SHOULD NOT.
DO NOT SEND YOUR KIDS TO BARRACKS ITS NOT THE BEST PLACE FOR KIDS.

IT SEEMS YOUR WIFE HAS CHARACTER ISSUES, HOWEVER, WE HAVE ONLY HEARD YOUR SIDE AND THERE ARE TWO SIDES TO EVERY COIN.

DO WHAT GIVES YOU PEACE OF MIND SO YOU MAY LIVE LONG
TravelRe: What Exactly Does One Enjoy In Nigeria As A Rich Person? by Patented: 11:22am On Dec 26, 2022
In a nutshell what he is saying is that with money he can oppress.


Gerrard59:
While discussing with some buddies yesterday, we touched on the topic “moving back to Nigeria”. I argued that Nigeria is not safe. Sure, there are places that are pretty “safe”. However, my notion of safety is when other people elsewhere can go about their normal activities without fear. For instance, I don’t consider a place safe if one part of the area keeps suffering repeated attacks from Fulani herdsmen (like Southern Kaduna and Plateau). I don’t have to be the affected party, but others who go about their normal activities should feel safe doing them. The other guy countered that, with money, one could enjoy Nigeria. “Live in Maitama, run Lister generator and live quietly.” Also, you get to be in a place where almost everyone looks like you.

Upon hearing “…with money, one can enjoy Nigeria”, I asked him to list five things/ways one can enjoy Nigeria as long as the person has money. Surprisingly, he could not mention one thing/way. I thought it wise to throw it to the house, especially for those who are anti-Japa or those who have stayed abroad for a long time and currently reside in Nigeria.

As someone with money, what exactly does the person enjoy in Nigeria? What are the differences compared to his/her counterpart in say, Namibia or Canada/UK that also has money? How do you enjoy Nigeria provided the money is available?

P.S. I understand that the notion of “enjoyment” is largely subjective. Some enjoy going to parties, while others enjoy travelling around or even reading a book while in a park. But I believe there are some universal notions of enjoyment.
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Relationships Has Less Issues Than Marriages ? by Patented: 9:46am On Dec 26, 2022
Marriage is an eye opener and because in marriage the couple are in each others faces full time faults begin to seem amplified and see finish enters.
Marriage is not for the immature or the intolerant. It is a true test of character
RomanceRe: My Husband Actually Snatched Me From My Boyfriend- Nigerian Lady Discloses by Patented: 10:31pm On Dec 19, 2022
Did he snatch her from her boyfriend or she dumped her boyfriend for greener pasture. Own your ish with your full chest abeg.
RomanceRe: Marry For Logical Reasons Rather Than Emotional Reasons by Patented: 10:27pm On Dec 19, 2022
Goldbw122:
Are u married?
U took the question out of my mouth walahi
RomanceRe: The Guy I Wanted To Date Is Asking Other Guys If They've fūcked Me!! by Patented: 6:05pm On Dec 17, 2022
siofra:
Wow!! angry
He just blew his chance. Huge red flag there!!


Nigerian men are really something else.

I actually liked him and thought he is cute even though he's a Yahoo boy.

He's quite popular in my dept and lots of girls like him and I was even beginning to warm up to him.

In any case he was just conducting a background check

Nigerian men are shit angry
U were crushing on a yahoo boy and expected sense? Ur taste is indicative of who you may just be.

In any case he was just conducting a background check.
RomanceRe: Bill This Guy From The First Day You Set Eyes On Him & He Asks For Your Number by Patented:
Kind people won't bill you up and Dan. Why is the emphasis on guys being kind. Don't men deserve kind women too?
AgricultureRe: Which Wild Animal Could Have Ripped Off The Neck Of Our Goat Like This? (Video) by Patented: 5:08pm On Nov 27, 2022
MideMrPossible:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr85NFhuwJk

We are having this kind of attack second time this month and the pattern of the attack is exactly the same.

Due to farm invasion of our livestocks, we only allow them to graze at night and leave them till daybreak while we let them into their cage.

The first victim of this wild attack was Huda ram, he was sick and want missing, after about the third day, we found him with his head ripped off from the neck, likewise the second goat, brought in for mating about 12 days ago, felt sick, recovering, went to graze and the second day we met him this way.

We are currently working on installing perimeter net for the first part of the land we intend to use for livestock, that's about 3 acres, it separates the farm from the remaining land meant for crop plantation.

Which animal do you think is on the prowl?
Kindly suggest how to capture or kill this animal.

My name is Mide Oludipe, I'm a graduate of geography and I'm a regenerative agriculture expert seeking to create a niche in modern agriculture. Please kindly Subscribe to my channel
Thanks.
What's the location of your farm. It could be a leopard
RomanceRe: Please Help Me Judge This Nairalanders. by Patented: 10:06am On Nov 17, 2022
very Incoherent story.
Romanoff:
Anyone who read this from beginning to end with the grammatical errors deserves the Nobel peace prize for patience.
FamilyRe: What Is My Wife Doing ? Cheating? by Patented: 1:36pm On Nov 14, 2022
this your wife get as e be. i wouldnt trust her either
AgricultureRe: What Would You Do With 50 Acres by Patented: 9:14am On Nov 08, 2022
tree cropping
greenermodels:
If you have 50 acres of fertile farm land in the southwest, what would you do with it?
AutosRe: Please Advise On Kind Of Engine Oil To Use In Servicing Hyundai Santa Fe (2014) by Patented: 6:38pm On Nov 07, 2022
The exact specification of oil required is written on the oil cap
RomanceRe: Can You Marry Someone That Can't Read Or Write But Gives You Peace Of Mind? by Patented: 8:19am On Oct 20, 2022
Iliteracy is relatively easy to cure with a little effort. However human character is very very very difficult to change

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