₦airaland Forum

sapphiere:
God make I jam this kind of man in my life IJN Amen

i dey here,nne i mean am poo.
i wan marry you ni

sapphiere:
I learnt one thing in life. Never be desperate. Even if you are, don't show it.

May God grants all our heart desires IJN Amen.

Oya show me yah pisor and if you fine i go marry you Walahi

Brand99:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/446562-biden-snubs-buhari-in-first-calls-to-africa.html

Very stupid post and stupid interview granted by another stupid professor.
You think americans are like our Nigerians?
He has a purpose for calling those people and the discussion might be on something that needs to be tackle urgently,again looking at the proximity of Kenya to Congo one might say it's more of Security or economic discussion and south africa been a regional power within that axis concludes and complete that equation.

Zzor:
Yes,its your responsibility to provide for her or do you want another guy to help you do your work?

Another Pussyprenuer spotted

Whytelyon:


Take care oga. I get better things to do with my time, Send DM, Make I show you proof u no gree.

Take care.

Hope you have learned a valuable lesson that not everyone on Nairaland is non entity,keep a low profile, people will always find out who you are.
I have figured out people here who are not braggard, people who have achieved,not those who come online to yell out their profession and Destinations they have traveled,in 99% of the time they are always fake.

Whytelyon:
Lol.

Ok, Certifications abi?

- CEH 10
- CISA
- Comptia Security +

- I have written several POC (Proof of Concept) on Malware Engineering / Reverse Engineering, using Cryptolocker as POC on how Rootkits are designed on x86 / x64 systems (defcon 2020 , South Africa), Coded a test Malware in C/C++ from Ground up, discussed about Botnets and its methods of infections.

- Talked about System Take overs SQL Injection and Designed a System take over tool in Python with a friend in Romania (Planning on going for the defcon meeting in Bucharest, Romania this year 2021)

Make I no talk Much, I sha no day waste time to talk to People way no know their Left from Right I say make you send DM make i show you, You day talk nonsense here full ear.

Carry your frustration one side. Hungry animalistic Fellow. I no day come online to Brag.

I know your Kind. Brag and talk nonsense on social media, thats who you are, Send DM na so so nonsense you day talk.

Animal.

I don't need to DM you,we aren't friends,so why should I? Post your certification na him i talk you dey write Epistle who is interested in what you downloaded?

Even at this,i am happy to tell you this ain't your writing,this copy and paste wey you do no gree align with your profile,the diction is damn more sophisticated to what you have been writing all along.

Post your Cisco badge ID number here make people look you up,no take copy and paste fool yahself

Whytelyon:


SA na God forsaken country? Mad Fellow.
Show me country way u don go make we see. Onye Nzuzu.

I think say u fit talk. Make i help you.

Ozu anuohia.

As for Certifications, Start from my signature, Then send an email make I show you my LinkedIn, Passports Visas and the rest, make your imbecility swallow your shallow mindedness.

Idiot.

So na SA be your topmost destination wey you go wey you come dey happy?
i was in Pretoria for just 7 days,i stayed in Cantora on pretorius street doubt if you can afford an accomodations around that area.
Been to other places too and those trips were strictly a holiday trip.
Bragging is for little minds like you,if not for say you talk pass your mouth o for no mention am.
Travelling is just a Normal way of life,there is no biggie about that,it is only a poor mind that see it as a status symbol,Chinese, Pakistani, Bangladeshi and indians full for UK wey dem no fit speak coherent english,they are so poor that you will wonder how they find themselves there,but to you because u dey shuttle between Drug infested South Africa and poverty stricken Rwanda you don arrive abi?



As for your certification i challenge you to put it here for people to see,so if you go theif person own the real owner go see you.
Idiota

Whytelyon:
Olodo.
Imbecile_ like you can talk without calling people names afterall. Oya send DM to inbox i go send you my Bank ID for both where I work in Nigeria and Rwanda , i go even show you my visa stamps and all for you to see.

You think say everyone be like you with abject impoverished mentality. Come here to insult people.

Arakunrin aṣiwere. Na ọna omugo ọjọ ọjọ ti o Mo jẹbi. O lọ aṣiwère wọ ọja ni ọjọ kan.
Eniyan aṣiwere. E shock o sọ na ede rẹ Mo lo ọjọ itiju rẹ abi? ewurẹ

Send DM make i show you ID make your stupid life come down small. You wan talk nonsense to people abi?

The challenge is here,who needs you to DM him? paste it here for people to see,paste it here for us to verify.
it doesn't take rocket science to do so.

You dey even pride on top tourist visa wey you Carry,your mate dey carry better countries resident card,you wan show me visa stamps of South Africa and Rwanda?
se orí eleyii pé bai?
Visas that i will get in less than 1 week na him u dey take brag?

Those who have racked up IT certifications don't get hold up in God forsaken countries,there are ready job for them here in Nigeria,some even work remotely,you wet dey hibernate for one jungle in a third world country dey come here dey jam talk.
Yèyé dey baff u

Whytelyon:
Your useless father and you are children of Animals.
Its an imbecile_ like you whos the child of an useless and worthless animal. That your useless father and mother na em u day talk to. Oloriburuku omo ale.
If you decide to remain here and caught up in wars, and you die (In the Obvious, your useless animalistic life remain one bar) na me e concern? Look at the Ape i am telling to help his dead life , and you are here trying to insult someone.

Wetin concern me with Nnamdi Kanu? And what makes a dead dog, Aja were like you think I have interest in whatever rubbish that comes out of your gutter mouth? Ode, Like you think I am as frustrated as you are , way make someone like you day find who you go talk back to?

Day there day talk Nnamdi Kanu, and watever nonsense u day talk like dog way no get owner. Idiot way no get papa. No go find wetin u go use yourself do. I be software Engineer, I stay in 3 countries, Naija, SA, Rwanda. I travel and come back, Stotigbo?

Omoale , useless castrated imp from ewedu land.

Ozuor.

This one too don come with Lie lie,you software engineer?
who dash monkey Banana? better thing dey sweat you?
You wet you no fit construct one full line of better english dey do software engineering?
Na how many certification you don get and when was the last time you upgraded your knowledge?
Give me your BADGE ID NUMBER make i verify you on the Central platform.

Your own engineer no see better places live na SA and Rwanda?


Nothing wet person no dey see for this Nairaland ooo �

Whytelyon:
Ọmọ ti aja kan
If it were to interest you further, The Ibos in Alaba , Trade fair and what have you want their republics, they have Mouth to speak for themselves, Not some rag-tag white and green fellowship member way day do Abgero work. The small shandi you see u use am buy MB day talk nonsense for social media.
If you be rich man as u claim, you no go day talk back at people, Na your business you go mind. You day talk of Nnamdi Kanu, when una get that useless dog like you way call himself Adeyinka grandson. You and him, Oloriburuku set of people. Bi nipa asise, Born by Mistake that is what you are. Omo Olosho.

Bastard, You come on internet and think it is to Insult my people thats the way out. Ko ni da fu eh. E no go better for you. Useless animal.
Speak for yourself. Slippery Yoruba Bigot.

It is your stock in trade to abuse,curse and swear when people have contrary opinion to yours.

Those in Alaba and Idumota knows what they eke out of Nigeria daily,they won't even dare it,
Na people wet dey ride okada,dey sell gala for traffic and some hopeless mofo like you that always dream of one republic that has gone to the grave with the initiator,it is those who have never done anything worthwhile in their life time that will ask for biafra.
it unfortunate that your political leaders are here eating from the same table as those you want to kill at all cost.

To found biafra no hard, just move all your resources back to the east and never have anything to do with Nigeria, don't collect allocation from Nigeria, don't spend Naira, don't use lagos port,never use nigeria airport and roads,found your own Telecom and electricity na that time i go know say una dey ready.

As for your lord and savior Nnamdi Cownu he will continue to live in exile,pikin wet dem no let am bury him papa and mama,that one na pikin?

BadRadio:
Truth is that I am African but I dispise the standards in Africa. Africa seems too primitive, naive and backwards in terms of everything... and I've usually thought of raising my kids the British or American style.


of what importance is an African parents culture and tradition in raising their children the African way rather that the British or American way?


Would it be sensible if a child is a genius in English language than mother tongue.

Are there disadvantages.

Wait until your children tells you you don't have "Control" over their life once they clock 16,wait for it,the reality will then hit you.
Ask those who have traveled that route and full of regrets now.

Whytelyon:
-50

You no get sense. By now , you should be thinking of how to leave Nigeria, you day talk Nnamdi Kanu, way day fight for e own Republic. The "confusion" in Nigeria started when he decided to seek his own republic, Middle belt want their republic , Oduduwa wants theirs , Ibo wants theirs, and an empty head like you, who has not even ruled as a class captain, is talking nonsense against someone who happens to rule some set of people, owns a radio station, gives directives and certain people follow.
Can't you see you do not reason?

Smh. Keep talking ill of Nnamdi Kanu, you day indirectly make am your role Model.
Person way no know anything.

Leave Nigeria to where?
Who are those igbo's who want a republic? are those in Alaba, Idumota,Tradefair and Ladipo trading in Naira on a daily basis inclusive?
I know blame you, every hopeless idiot expect everyone to be like them,you want me to be like you abi? No way i won't get hold up in one God forsaken country in the name of Migration.
No be your mate dey here dey make am on a daily basis?
Hopeless wèrè,dem no tell you say Kanu dey mislead una? Person wet get British passport come take Naija own join am,you wet you no even get passport photograph dey talk of Migration,dey dream of Balkanizing the Country.
Ọmọ ẹrán

Redcrafton:
Again just mouth and no action.

An IDP like you typing this from Benin republic IDP camp, where you have refused to return until the killers leave your towns.?

Sharp thinker my foot.

Typing from Benin Republic?
Na you dey pay for roaming charges on my device?
If una village don fall into Fúlàní hand our own village's still intact.


We don't brag over the internet,we deliver when we promise,no be only sample Igboho show demveey dem dey tremble?

We are not Nnamdi cownu

Redcrafton:
Why not use your strategy now rather than later?

Na only mouth una get.

The Fulanis are already on theirs...blocking food to the SW.

An idiot like you can't think,what are the staples foods that comes from the North that are not found here?
Name just one of it and if there is a shortage of foods, importation can come from any where in the whole world.
How about cattle from Mali shipped through Lagos port?
Beans from Burkina faso shipped through the same route.

You can't threaten a race who are fast and sharp thinkers, besides,you see that water wet dey Apapa for as long as that water no dry we are good to go

Kebbiprince:
There is nothing u have to block, the fulani control lagos ports and customs

Yèyé dey baff you,you think Lagos port na cattle ranch abi na grazing zone?
obviously you don't know the real politics and economy that surrounds it,the world have left you behind,we are the master strategist.keep fooling yourself

Tvoice:
Maluuuu , kon force me enter , I dey my house , abi na by force ? I send u uba? abi b4 uba , I no dey enter motor, ani u wan hear all my bad experience about uba ? I no enter , na by force? Abi ur village pipo don finally locate were ur mumu botton dey ?

Mtcheew, poverty infested mind

ikechukwu21:
Hi all, I'm sorry I don't know the exact section to post this but hopefully the mods will help in moving it to the right section. Thanks.

I'm gonna go straight to the point.

I moved into this small house in Abuja due to pressure from the people I was staying with before now which required that I moved out quickly from there. After searching for a house to stay in within the shortest possible time, I finally settled for this one I'm staying in right now. I paid fully for the house in the presence of about three witnesses that is to say I am not owing a dime.

As with every house, there are agreements binding the tenants and landlords and some of mine includes Paying of water and light bill. Now the issue is that whenever we pay our light bill, after about a week or two it gets disconnected due to the outstanding balance of about N50,000 which is small compared to what so many people are owing in Nigeria but still have their electricity intact and from what I heard he was the one who kept refusing to pay the bills whenever it was given to him by past tenants and hence it accumulated.

The landlord promised fixing prepaid metre when I was moving in but until now he still hasn't and we the tenants have been suffering dearly for this. Everytime the PHCN guys come around, he fights and insults them and this I believe is the reason they have refused to be linient with us which is what he has been doing to us, the tenants too. At a point I even reported him to the police for subtly threatening me verbally and angrily and he was picked up for questioning and ever since then he started avoiding having any confrontation with me.

Now the issue is that we haven't had electricity for over a month now in our compound while our surrounding neighbors constantly have light in their houses. This has made us suffer greatly. Note that we don't owe light bill. We pay whenever there's a new bill and like I stated before, just after a week or two, we get disconnected again and we go ahead to buy wires, get and pay the person to help reconnect it. This has been going on since I moved in here. I later heard that other tenants suffered same with him. I can't remember the last time I ironed my clothes in my house, charged my phone or even watched TV all because of this guy's cruelty.

I had to resort to getting a generator to enable me get light and enjoy a bit of fan whenever I get back from work. My fridge has been lying dormant as I no longer use it to store cooked food. All these has cost me and is still costing me money. I now buy fuel almost every time, eat out because I can no longer cook and store the food in my fridge. He lives in the compound and doesn't care.

My question is this: what can be done to get us out of this misery this heartless guy has put us into? Please we need all the help we can get. The other two tenants are already overwhelmed with the whole situation. Please we need all the help we can get. Location is Abuja. Thanks.

Tax yourselves and pay something substantial to PHCN,get your wire connected and when it's time to renew your rent,deduct the paid amount,if he talk trash make una report am give police

Tvoice:
Me uba, bolt , I dey crase nii I rather face d road than me using my hand to enter kidnappers hand ooO, I no try am , I go enter bus follow my felo passenger jist till we reach where we dey go , at least am safe dat way , just imagine a scenario were u entere an uba dat u did not know dat they have sprayed charms on , and den as soon as in enter , u don go be dat , especial with all this bad news we hear every day,

Hmmmm , plzzZ folks , just be careful, that's all I have to say, I still prefer my danfo . ( personal opinion )

Imagine this rubbish coming from someone in 21st century?
Spray charm and you are gone?
Do you have the app? do you know that there is real time monitoring all through your journey?
kúkú talk say you fit afford am instead of talking all these balderdash

benjackugo:
A woman took to Instagram to show the injury allegedly inflicted on her by a Bolt driver, IgbereTV reports.

She explained that she ordered a ride and saw the estimated cost to be 1,100 Naira. However the driver allegedly chose to take a longer route despite her objections.

She said he ended up meeting traffic at the longer route and by the time the trip ended, the fare came up to 1,300.

She said she refused to pay and only gave him the 1,100 estimated initially so he allegedly attacked her and her sister, leaving her with a swollen eye.

Sharing photos of her injury on her Instagram handle, she wrote;



https://www.instagram.com/p/CLwZNf-su0e/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

These girls can lie,there is no way a driver will beat you because you under paid him by ₦200,if such happens he will report that you paid less and you will be compel to balance up or else your account will be suspended.
There is more to it,may be they assulted him physical and he charged back

Firstorderwizard:
However, we both agreed mutually to have sex only after we're married





Premium tears loading

*Swallows red pill*

Confirm.
the babe dey chop gbola on steady level,she just dey use that uncle story scam my guy

Henix:
He can still apply for Nigeria passport. There is no cause for alarm, anything goes in Nigeria

It will take a very long process for him to get one,he will have to forward an application to the President of the country through the ministry of Internal affairs,he might be on it for up to 4yrs he will be lucky if he gets it.

Moral:- Never forget your source

ceaser:
Wahala for who renounce citizenship.

But no problem. The chronic unseriousness of Nigerian leaders was the reason he did that in the first place. As a prodigal son, he is welcome to take back his citizenship.

Next time, if he wants to renounce Nigerian citizenship, he should do so after he's gotten well established in liberal places like Canada, UK, Australia and maybe the US.

South Africa is like glorified Nigeria, just much better than Nigeria but nonetheless exposed to the irregularities and leadership evil that also plagues Nigeria his motherland.

If it were those places you mentioned,he will be in jail by now and get deported after serving his time.

jirehUB:
With his level of education, it shouldn’t be hard for him to get another country ready to accept him.

Better not to have a country than this contraption where a terrorist Sheikh has the audacity to tell us that Bandits are not criminals but victims of their victims

A slowpoke like you ought to have known that there is no place for fraudulent people irrespective of what he must have attained or acquired.
You are here supporting a fraudulent act, obviously you are also a criminal.
As a matter of fact his academic credentials will be call to question and everything about him will be thoroughly investigated,that is what differentiates Nigeria to other countries.

Danielomisco:
Bro I go relocate asap. Countries like Estonia,Iceland and Lithuania. If not for urself ur kids deserve a good life n u deserve peace too

Are you guys normal at all?
Estonia, Lithuania and iceland of all places?
What sort of future can you build in eastern europe?

Kriss216:
2.5M Naira here is just a piece of shiit. Buhari and APC economy is not friendly for any investment.

if is a piece of shit

how many pieces do you own?
una go just dey form rich Man ontop nothing.
People like u can't even come up with ₦25k when ask,yet you belittle ₦2.5m

Yèyé dey baff you

Deathisfree:
Hi I’m going through a very difficult face at the mm.

I own a 3bed room bungalow, my friend own one too but few plots away. We bought the land together about 8 years ago and we’ve been a very good Neighbor.

When my house got to roofing, this my friend gave me some money to complete it. Infact he’s my alpha and omega, we’ve been a very good friend from secondary school.

I don’t mind if he’s seeing this ,I really adore and appreciate our friendship but at the same time. I don’t want his marriage ruined becomes of me.

December 2018, my friend got a visa and travelled to the U.S.A, when he was leaving, I drove him to the airport, he told me to please take care of his wife and I should watch over her like my own wife but unfortunately, the lady has been giving me lots of altitude so I decided not to go check her any more when ever I am around.

To shorten the long story. I work in a company, I did go home mostly Monday’s to Wednesday, my works was mostly weekends but last week i was shifted to weekdays so I go home weekend now, I have been observing a young man and my friend’s wife sneaking in and out of their house.

A woman sells provisions in our street, she told me about the guy few weeks ago, she said he always comes buy Hollandia yoghurt at night also said the first day the young man came to her shop, he came to buy a condom she has been wondering who the guy was.

Yesterday one of my co worker came around 7:30pm and I was in his tinted hilux, I saw the guy smooched my friend’s wife ass,she quickly removed his hands and they went inside ,the young man drove my friend’s car and they went inside

With everything happening now it’s obvious the lady doesn’t care again. Because I don’t see a reason why she has to be fornicating and knowing we stay in the same street.
I am so heartbroken, my friend doesn’t deserve such wickedness. Right at the moment I don’t know what to do. I believe telling my friend isn’t the solution. Please I need advice And I’m available for any question and advice.

For as long as I won't support cheating in any form the truth must be told too,your friends wife needs so good Bleep too.
My philosophy is never leave a woman for more than 3months,she go go look for preeq,if u like give am all the billions of this world.
At the same time your friend needs to safeguard the family future.

Las las dem go dey okay ooo.
just face your warrant bro

Kokadomfreedom:
I went to farm this morning to do some clearing/fatigue in preparation for next farming season came across this snake hiding. Thank God I was able to kill the deadly creature. Please, what's the name of this green snake?

This is Green Mamba

Jabs101:
mr macaroni speaks out on what happened to him at lekki tollgate
see the full video below

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b8wzNlp2nQ

Brain finally reset.
Naija Police's motto is BRUTALITY AT IT'S BEST

Ibehvictor24:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CLPacsEH4Zj/?igshid=hgp7ftmdr189

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2rN14VhTfs

Na only Yaya Bello carry you that time wet you dey run climb trees �

bolaayenimo:
https://www.independent.ng/ambode-revalidates-apc-membership/

My man anyday

erico2k2:
Ur father still loser

High grade lunatic.
Low grade mind.
Low IQ criminal.
Low Budget wannabe.

FUCKING CASH MULE