₦airaland Forum

elonize:
hmmmmmm,so they used ppo to spread d tin

PPO meaning please?

DataDash:
I kind wish america declares war on China that have u leashed this virus onto the world and the amount of other crimes china has done. It's time for them to pay their debts

Actually the world needs to unite against China. Trump said something very important in his speech. That China locked down Wuhan natives from traveling to Beijing & other cities.The virus didn’t reach those cities.But was okay to let people travel to the rest of the world .I think we’ve hit 100,000 deaths in the US

LoveToRead:
https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-donald-trump-terminates-relationship-with-world-health-organisation-11997100

Thank you my president. WHO has turned into a puppet for China. They pull the strings in whichever way they wish. Cutting ties with them is actually a welcome development and good riddance to rubbish.

Squillaci:
Maybe he has a learning disability.
Or he is mentally ret@rded.

That word retarded is archaic.We no longer use it in mental health.It’s like using the N word to describe a black person.

osamz007:
Thanks for the enlightenment bae.

U R WLCM.

osamz007:
RIP I CAN'T SAY U KILLED YOURSELF BUT THEN YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT..

ALWAYS SEEK OTHER'S PEOPLE HELP IN AREAS YOU HAVE PROBLEMS ABOVE YOU

IT'S LIKE HE URINATED ON HIMSELF


WHAT'S IT WITH DEAD GUYS AND FALLEN TROUSERS SEF

Actually it’s normal to pass urine or have a bowel movement after death.This is because death caused muscles to relax and therefore the body cannot hold those contents ,if the muscles don’t work. That’s why all the body openings are covered either with cotton balls or whatever else by funeral directors in the morgue and sometimes a plastic bag is put under the clothes of the deceased to keep them dry so that the plastic suit covers the skin , though they put it in a way you can’t see it during viewing because fluids tend to leak out.

AmazingMOG:
we really need to talk private.

Don't be angry about my calling I am a prophet of fire.

Mmmmmmh am not angry.If there’s something that doesn’t excite me these days, it’s prophecy. Let’s chat in the inbox & I’ll give you my reasons.

AmazingMOG:
you're blessed. I did prayed for you during our service session today.

Surely doors of opulent wealth has been opened for you.

Do remember to always give to God and charity. And remember to mark this day

If I be a MOG!

Following your posts & this your “If I be an MOG” sounds like pride of the flesh. My humble opinion because last time I only commented based on one response but now I comment based on many.

OLAADEGBU:
It's because they know it works every time they use it on the unsuspecting populace. If any false prophet displays any philanthropic activity our people will gravitate towards them like a moth flies to a flame.

You are absolutely right. The white man worship syndrome.

It’s like the world is going upside down.Things just going out of order. The kind of nonsense I’ve been seeing online lately is just unbelievable.

The stories I keep reading online these days are super disturbing. Funeral money made them start another funeral preparation. So sad!

IkwerrePikin:
All I know is Bill Gates time is Up!!!

Am so tired of them & their fake display of philanthropy. They’ve paid the largest pharmaceutical companies to produce vaccines. They pause in Africa as donors only to recover that money through the companies. Don’t forget Bill has always been an advocate of population reduction. He’s claiming to be working so hard to get a corona vaccine. They sterilized so many women in South Africa without their knowledge.Big puppets working for their master.

AmazingMOG:
I understand. Let's talk privately would love to know you

Meant am not doubting.Sure you can inbox.

AmazingMOG:
this is what I am. Would you want to test my calling?

Am a Christian but these days people are so quick to invoke God’s name. I am doubting your calling. I just said be sure you’ve heard from Him.

AmazingMOG:
Chinese government will crumble soon

If I be a Man of God!

Before you speak, make sure you’ve heard from God. So many speak things that are pleasant to the human ear while they haven’t heard from Him.

Derrinclay:
I thought she's a pastors wife

Google her pictures. Her husband encourages her to kiss in movies to make them look real am she said in an interview.

Octopusssy:
You are married to a pastor. Show some decorum. You are causing men (and lesbians) to lust after your body. No one needs to see your bikini pictures except your husband.

For the time I’ve observed Meagan Good, she doesn’t carry herself as a Pastor’s wife. Not too long ago she said that her husband encourages her to kiss in movies in order to make them look real. Google her pictures and see how she dresses. Terrible!

Ope88:
Please don't read and pass, also Pardon all my typo, I'm typing out of duress.

I am from a family of six, 3 girls, 1 boy including my parents.
I had a horrible childhood experience, My Mum (no thanks to her) was something I can't quantify, I can't start writing every of the things she did and I can't say If the religion she practiced contributed largely to the devilish attitude she put up while growing up.

My mum has no good record anywhere, in the church, with the neighbours, with her siblings, we the children, her in laws and even at work, She was always at war with people, if she dreams that someone was trying to attack her in the dream, if she sees the person the following day, she was ready to attack the person.

Also, she would curse her children at any slightest provocation and leave only my brother out(last born and spoilt), She doesn't have any good relationship with her siblings and won't allow my dad visit his family member, I remembered them (Mum and dad) always saying this (don't be unequally yoked together with unbelievers). To them anyone who isn't a Christian (deeper life) is not supposed to be associated with.. My dad on countless occasion will call his mum a witch just because she was a Muslim and one of the oloyes of allasalatu(Muslims will understand this) and had nothing to do with his family members.

This went on and on like this until my elder sister moved out of the house and in the process of trying to find her feet, she got pregnant and my mom practically tormented her life, she later got married to the man, and for that act alone, she's always at logger heads with my sister and her husband..

Later, I got married and then my younger sister followed suit, leaving my dad, herself and my younger brother (whom I have disowned).

Ever since the three of us got happily married, and left the home, my dad slipped into severe depression. Although he has been depressed given lots of things he encountered, job loss, no social interaction, unforgiveness amongst others, it became severe when all his female children left, then from severe depressgion, he started having mental issues, he would wake up and leave the house talking to himself, or start preaching and going out of point with anyone he finds on the street, sometimes he would leave and come home at night, my younger brother who is supposed to comfort and help him, treats him with disdain, my mum who is supposed to check mate his excesses would leave him to his folly and now he has started standing up to her and everyone else in the house..

At 26, he doesn't know his bearing and obviously we have been seeing signs of him wanting to inherit the houses my father built in the same compound.. (and we have noticed that my mum has been making him understand that every of the property belongs to him).

The last straw which broke the camel's back happened one week ago, my elder sister ( who is 9 year older than him) took advantage of the lockdown and visited my father, he is usually exited when we are around him whc helps his severe moodiness. There and then an argument broke out between my sister and my brother, she asked why my brother was insulting our mum for an action that happened in the compound, he beat my sister up and her three children and boasted that, the rest of us (my sister and I) dare not do anything and that by the way we must stop coming to the house, that if he sees any of us He will beat us up, My mum who was supposed to resolve the matter started blaming my sister, asking her why she always love to come visiting, that she's supposed to be in her husband's house or father in laws place and immediately called her hubby to come pick her.

Its been one week my sister left for her house, my daddy who enjoyed her company when she was present started misbehaving again at home. He started roaming, he started cursing everyone.

The reason I'm writing is this, my dad is no where to be found, he left the house yesterday Friday 15th May 2020 and was last seen in ITAMAGA IKORODU, we keep trying his number but he is not picking and now his number is switched off, I'm sure he is still wandering about.

My sisters and I have decided that even when he is found(by God's grace) we do not what him to go back living with my mum and brother.

What other alternatives do we have to care for him, as his own siblings are not happy with him either for abandoning them and their mum (his own mum),, when they needed him the most..


I AM SO SORRY FOR THE LONG POST.. PLEASE HELP ME.



Modified..... My dad has been found today Sunday, 17th May 2020, my sweet mother (elder sister) found her, she has been on her feet since he went missing, luckily he was found but in a terrible state, I saw him via video calls and I wept, he can't recognize even my sister again, and just muttering some words we don't understand, he closes his eyes while saying this and asked everyone to go and leave him, he looks so faint and weak and would not leave where he his...My sister has called his siblings and she's waiting for the next line of ACTION from them.

I'll keep updating the house with reports from our end..

Have you & your sisters considered taking your dad to a psychiatrist for evaluation?

ken711:
I have been dating a girl for about 18 months now. Very pretty but my brothers, let me tell you... Look before you leap when it comes to pretty girls.

From the minute I met this girl it has been one money request after another. If it was small sums I guess I wouldn't really mind, as I have always worked for blue chip companies and can afford it. The thing is, her requests are always very big!.....20k this, 20K that.....but my brothers, I have to tell you the one that has made me even disappointed in myself.

She lives with her parents and they are the most dysfunctional family I have ever heard of... Everyday one person is fighting the other, and this my girlfriend, as fine as she is, is the most arrogant, prideful, violent & rude person I have ever met. She hounded me everyday that I must get her an apartment of her own, so she can escape her home, and I agreed to but by saving monthly.

Would you believe, one night, when she was working at a bar as an usher for guinness, she gave her number to 2 different men just because of this apartment. My spirit kept telling me that she gave her number out, but she kept lying...only for me to catch her texting one of the men when we were at church of all places.......

She even went as far as going to meet this rich man at a hotel, but the man ran away when she made that request, and I as a fool decided to finally do it for her. (I suspect she cheated on me that night and I always tell it to her face because she has cheated on me twice before)

I live on the Island and tried to get her to rent here as well, as I really want to keep an eye on her..... She has too many guys around her who live in that area and she is this kind of person who cheats out of revenge, even over small things.....this girl refused and threatened to break things off!....bro, as a mumu I sent the money to her to rent the place and for other things, about 400K.....

Ever since that money left my account, it's like my eyes cleared!!! I couldn't believe that instead of saving my hard earned money, I went and sent it to a girl that has cheated on me twice (or even more), lied to me, slapped me and done so many things.....but I just decided to leave everything for God, seeing as she was desperate.

The problem now is that the demands for that apartment is now becoming too much!!! The expenses just to get the place finished are such a burden on my financial and mental state...

The worst happened about two days ago, she wanted me to pay 20k. Infact I just got so tired of bills that I kinda was stalling on it, but what happened next truly shocked me. Would you believe this girl started punching me, slapping me and even tore my shirt cos of 20k. She even threatened to break my office laptop (working from home) until I sent the money, after that she left........

Now she is trying to apologize so that I will pay for bed and gas and the remaining things....my brothers, I know u will say am a fool!...I accept...I am a handsome guy, studied abroad, I just don't know why loneliness made me fall in love with such a sadistic user... My only problem is, do I pay for the bed and just finish what I started or just free the whole thing and the nearly 500K I have already spent...

Please help!

Please tell me you are joking or this write up is an extract from a novel you read & I’ll understand. Otherwise, no o POP resin in their right state of mind would put up with what you just wrote there. A girl that you haven’t even proposed to has nerve to cheat on you and even assault you physically and still you have remained her faithful cash cow? I swear you need to pray because this is a bit abnormal. It sounds like someone is remotely controlling your mumu button & even though am not one to attach spirituality to issues, I find it strange that you are here asking what to do. Wait, is your mind telling you that you cannot find a girl who will genuinely love & respect you or is age a factor in you making bad decisions? My honest advise would be for you to end things with that girl. After that, change your number. Tell your work & home security not to allow her anywhere near you. Maybe that money you are wasting on her , if saved could buy your mom a piece of land. If she can treat you like this while single, how much more if you marry her? If “love” closes your eyes now, marriage will open them very fast. She doesn’t get along with her family & you think you can change her? Let me end this sermon here., but you need to tell yourself that you deserve better.

GreatResearcher1:
Because Kenya breeds thugs

LOL .Seems we Kenyans have been labeled.

blessgreg:
Governor Wike pls thread with caution. Some words spoken should be slept over again and again before acting. This is extreme I must admit

I’ve noticed some Nigerians have a problem where th is concerned. It’s tread & not thread which has a different meaning. Another one I see often is thought & taught.

Chuky7:
ohh didn't know there was someone else after kenyatta snr...

good to know tho...

I just hope corona gives me space I'm in need of changing location...maybe I'll consider coming to kenya

You are welcome.

Chuky7:
lol @bolded so true even obama had same experience...maybe we will see trumps good too when he leaves or gets indicted.

so presidency is a family business there...I always hear kenyatta that's why I asked. I can see why now.

Interestingly, after the Senior Kenyatta’s death, his family wasn’t involved in politics. When Moi was leaving power, he introduced Uhuru to Kenyans. He failed the first time he vied & Kibaki ruled for two terms.Thereafter, Uhuru ran again & succeeded in 2012.

Chuky7:
This is hilarious...funniest story I heard in days...burial scam you say...
humans are stubborn sha

but those villagers no try, they no fit cooperate or they were expecting small oil to lubricate they hands.

Uhuru Kenyatta been a while I heard news from him(been reading less international blogs)...I think he has been ruling for years now n kenya seems to be doing good economic wise...correct me if I'm wrong.

he should try sha...or corona will carry Africa to the Caribbeans.

As for the villagers, they too are scared of corona. Uhuru Kenyatta is the son of the 1st president of Kenya, Jomo Kenyatta. He’s now on his 2nd & final term as the constitution allows a president just two terms.As for the economy, people been complaining of things being tough even before corona, but you know people hardly praise a president while in power. It’s only after they’ve vacated the seast that people begin to say what a nice president he/she was.

Teebaba30:
There is this lady I have been dating now for almost eleven years (11) she was my first love, we started dating while I was still in my final stage of secondary school, things were moving smoothly, as we are both new in the game of love.

I could remembered, then, mtn with their free night calls, we would talk from 12am to 5:00am then, she is the daughter to the king of the town, a well known king in Lagos state, but along the line, as we progress in line, owing to my fine boy of a thing,.

You know we guys when we sense that, it seems all lady want us, due to our cute look, or academic reasons, we take the advantage to flirt, of which she so much detest a cheating guy, she caught me times without number, but still hard for both of us to let go our anyone, after my higher institution,

I relocated to Lagos to start life and keep the hustle real, but this lady was in Lagos with mom, she keep coming to my place even in Lagos, but unfortunately, we lost contact, for seven years, we couldn't reach ourselves, then i decided to relocated to another location in Lagos

But just last month, her call came, that she saw my contact on Facebook, And we try to renew the relationship, that's how we started and doing fine, she's now in her final year At Fountain University, Oshogbo,

Now the problem facing us now is, She is a Muslim, while am a Christian, her parent will never allow her to convert, while my own parent will never allow me to convert, and now we are madly in love, she try to convinced her dad, but all effort was prove abortive.

We love ourselves so much, but religion is the barrier facing us now, we are both planning to run away from the country, she promised to foot all bills for our travelling, but I told her we should try just be friend as our religion is the barrier here now.

If not for the religion issue, we plan to have our introduction this year, and get wedded next year, but religion want to truncate the whole plans,

Pls fellow nairalanders, your advice is urgently needed now, we are both confused, with no option, we can't let go of anyone, and yet we don't want our parent to turn back to us,

She keeps crying everyday, even I myself, and in the state of confused now,.

SHOULD WE QUIT THE RELATIONSHIP OR WHAT SHOULD WE DO NOW..?

I’ll ask you something a Biblical question since you are a Christian. Can two walk together unless they agree? Once you marry a person, remember you are not an island. They have a family that you have to relate with.While it may not he an issue for the two of you, remember families will be involved. If you end up marrying, what religion will the children follow? Will they be raised up in both Christianity & Islam? Even among Christian dominations, some people may feel the teachings of some are too hard for them to marry into those churches. How much more 2 different religions? However, if you are determined to go ahead, some Nigerian politians have had successful interfaith marriages Eg Tinubu & Remi, Ibikunle Amosun & Funso,Fashola & Emmanuela. Just be sure to both have serious pre-marital counselor that wiIl open your eyes to reality without sugarcoating issues.

Chuky7:
Lol guess I will have to set a date to rubbish kenya I need to see Kenya's lions.

How's kenya during these times anyway...am sure you read of how Nigerians are not good in following laws especially the stay at home...

Are Kenyans more organized

It’s been an interesting time. No traffic in & out of the city of Nairobi. Funerals are attended by 15 people only with a government permit needed to let them travel out of Nairobi or elsewhere.Even at that , some have been so dramatic. Some people faked a burial in order to be allowed to travel out of Nairobi. They hired a car & travelled to Western Kenya with an empty casket. Villagers gathered to mourn the dead & requested to view the casket. It was empty obviously so they reported to the police. The hired driver tested positive for Covid 19 & contact tracing began. Uhuru Kenyatta is not playing games, all offenders will be serving jail time including a deputy governor & a Catholic priest who disobeyed self quarantine rules after travel. We’ve also seen the police madness & brutality. Crazy lot! As they say, every market has a mad person. For the most part, people have abided by the rules. As for Kenyans, give us a try

Chuky7:
wow...since 2017...

many you say...you know the name's of the other monikers?

wait what country you at now? state?

No, I joined in 2011. Yes I know some. You won’t see them till they start Rubbishing Kenya & we come out like a mighty army. I am back home. Currently living in Nairobi.

Chuky7:
ohh we now have a Kenyan here too...

what's your story how you end up here...

Hahaa, been here for years and there’s many of us here. I was looking for Nigerian websites & came across this one. I joined & have been here ever since.

Chuky7:
you said in your country? where are you from?

Kenya

Sounds like hormonal imbalance.Ask a doctor to refer you to an endocrinologist.

Kingsleyyx:
I love my wife but I have been hurting her for years. In fact I had make her look like a devil in the eyes of my parents and siblings. I will not hide any truth from you because right now, I am trying to find a solution on how to win my wife's heart back.

I womanize a lot. I have a particular side chick that my wife is even aware of down our street. I love this girl with the whole of my heart. Anytime am with her I feel contented. I sponsored her through school with her younger brother and I also set up a provision store for her mum. I so much love this girl and infact I stopped having numerous chicks because of her. She is everything a man can wish for. She pampered me like a baby and she is an expert on how to sex a man and make him draw spits. I invested alot on this lady and never cared for the mother of my children.

The first and the last time I beat my wife was the day she called my girlfriend to insult her and I was with the girl that night. She put it on speaker. I went home and beat my wife blue black. Though I regretted my action and apologized to her.

Since then I didn't hide my extramarital affair from my wife. My girl will call and I will speak freely in the presence of my wife. She won't say pim. I wanted this girl to be pregnant but she just wouldn't be.

After, I started frustrating my wife so that she can leave the house and the girl can move in, but no matter what I did to my wife, she will never talk. I stopped having sex with her and and she never for once complained. I started taking my girlfriend to family function in place of my wife, still my wife was not affected. I siezed her shop key and gave to this girl as her graduation gift. My wife did not talk and she didn't leave my house. I planned all evils but she wasn't affected by it.

This my side chick is now pregnant with another man's. I have threatened her to abort the baby that I will forgive her and marry her, but she said am too old for her. When she and her family was collecting and spending my money, she didn't know that I am too old then.

Now am tired of fighting for someone that can never be mine. I want to face what's mine. Can you imagine that I just realised that my first born will write WAEC this year. Am so ashamed of my self. My wife has become so old and very slim. I wanted to hug her, but I don't know where to start from. It's been years we last had a physical body contact. We don't even sleep in the same room. The kids are looking at me like a stranger. I can't even crack jokes with them.

Please help me, how do I start and what should I do to win my family love back? I promise to do whatever you tell me to.

When the agents of the devil that he sends to frustrate people are being counted, you should put yourself on top of that list.Very stupid man. So much foolishness.You are not repentant, you just got played & remembered you have a wife & children.Otherwise if that girl was still with you, we would not have read this write up. Go & seek genuine repentance with both God & your family.After you are done, everywhere you went painting your wife as the devil, go and paint her an angel.

sagaciousblog:
Let the OP finish using his "camphor" and "touch n go" first. He will still go back to beg the Dentist someone having severe pain won't have time to come seek opinion on nairaland. Africans always looking for shortcuts.

;DHahaa, Nairaland Doctors with all their advice, he’ll be running begging the dentist.My teeth took me to hell.I don’t think labor pain is worse than what I felt