₦airaland Forum

ednut1:
See effect of creams of her face. Already black. Why would a woman agree to even marry such beastly looking man self

Beats my imagination.
But then in Africa,once a woman crosses 25 years and not married..any beast is better than no husband at all.
The Lady was 31.
In nairaland parlance,evening newspaper and no longer worthy of marriage.hence she can even settle for an slowpoke

Lol..Anambra man.
They probably asked him to bring his pregnant wife for the ritual.

But mehn...Women dey try.
Just negodu the pretty lady with the monstrous looking husband

dancok:
This is my first salary though but debt was already on ground before the salary showed, so am clearing the debt now and the situation of corona virus now.

I don't how long this will last, so am cautious of my spending.

Have I not sinned? Can I shift my tithe till next payment? Pastors in the house.

You are asking if dashing your hard earned money to con men posing as men of God in a perilous time like this is a sin.
But you feel entitled and right when you indulge in premarital sex,abi?

No more lying..Mouth is covered..OOIN

Suddenly,a lot of men are lamenting the possibility of their weddings being postponed ...


Where are the "women are this & that" gang?
All of a sudden,Nobody has said Women are farm tools .

Why are men now sounding desperate for marriage today?
Na wa o

Heffalump:
Postpone wedding ceremony till further notice! That will be the wisest decision by anyone

I know some intending couples can't wait to start "knacking", but consider the imminent health implications at this time. You have maintained abstinence for long, so nothing is new. The joy and beauty of wedding is in guest turnout too

Who told you they have been abstaining?
Some intending brides are already pregnant.
Their major problem is how to explain the pregnancy

Reasonable people will get married with few family members and maintain social distancing.
Save money for important stuff.


Others will postpone the wedding ceremony.
So that they can gather crowd to impress with money they dont have and later go bankrupt

This Daystar Pastor..always looking malnourished ,never looking fresh..despite all the money he has successfully swindled from his church members .

Wonder how he would have looked if he was a poor/average man

BGSM:
am suspecting that he's been poisoned because i read he vomited uncontrollably. only if we realize that we need to be careful with the people around us because we don't know our real enemy. we need to be careful whenever we are joyous and happy.
may God forgive his shortcomings

I dont suspect poisoning.

The story says he slipped and fell...Hit his head on the ground.


I think he had some form of cerebral oedema with raised Intracranial pressure,hence the vomiting.
If he went to hospital,others signs of raised ICP could have been noticed.

He would have been better managed.
Vomiting is not always a symptom from the gastrointestinal tract.

Something goes wrong with/in the brain....Vomiting can occur.

They hoped on God's Grace on the invitation card.

But in reality,God's Grace didn't manifest.


Unfortunate situation.
That lady don carry big stigma.

Trust our Nigerian society

englishmart:
Judging by the unreliability of certificates/degrees in Nigeria, medical doctors end up becoming caterers, some banking and finance graduates goe into auxillary (useless version of) nursing, and lots more.

Well, my computer science education has met parochialism here in one company where I work as an elevator technician/engineer.

Do we have any chemist selling Akara? Please talk to us

I studied Medicine and Surgery.
I work as a medical doctor

kelvinrhs:
Anybody can claim to be anything online

As for your questions I'm not going to make any comment about that

Hehehehehe...Everybody isn't like you.

Tomorrow, he will be looking for a virgin to marry

ursullalinda:
Business pastor.....his own bible didn't teach him that obedience is better than sacrifice......good for him.

Dont mind him.
Con men everywhere
.parading as pastors

YorubaKinging:
This might be the beginning of persecution
Yet these fake pastors deserve it
99.9 percent of pastors in Ghana are fake.

Very True.
99.99% of Pastors in Nigeria are fake

How can Tinubu look 75+. And be celebrating 68 years?

kelvinrhs:
You people that carried book for head.

How much are you earning per month

Where are you working now

I earn about 4,000 pounds per month.(Do the maths)
I am a medical doctor and I work with the NHS,Norwich,England.


How about you that didn't carry book for head?

Did Ifeanyi defile Dozie Jnr's 5 year old daughter?

seunmohmoh:
Good day everyone, i need urgent advice from you guys. My Jamb centre was located at gateway poly saapade. Not knowing there are two gateway at ogun state, i went to the popular gateway at igbesa and it was too late before i discovered this.

Is there anything i can do? Can jamb reschedule the date if i complain? Please help.

Your exam centre was clearly stated for you but for whatever reasons ,you chose to go elsewhere.

Register for the exam next year!

When I wrote JAMB about 15 years ago..We locate our exam centres few days before the exam day..
Buy writing materials and keep them tucked safe in our small purses.


We wake up very early to find our way to the exam venue,even after locating the place earlier.


But Indomie generation?

SMH for you people

This one has assaulted his wife and children so tey...
I pity them

Lekison:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2020/03/suspected-covid-19-patient-isolated-in-enugu/

They are about to invent the 3rd case.

So this is how EPL will be shut down and Liverpool will not win the league

obembet:
Almost 95% of married men are into this nonsense. To marry they scare me self

Its actually 99.9%.

The difference is the extent to which they take it to

Pocchettino will be a relieved man now.

Nothing Special about Mourinho anymore.


Man Utd will beat Tottenham again on Sunday.

Ighalo to score.
Stake your kidneys

ValCon888:
If only you spent your 21st birthday jejely at home, all this shìt won't have befallen you.
Now you're a baby mama to an irresponsible man and a dropout. I'm not bashing you. Just pointing out the facts.
The least you can do right now is to be upfront with your fam. Tell them about your child and the fact you've not been going to school.

Your child is a blessing and you're a young girl. I'm confident you can get your life back together.

She could have still spent her birthday out partying and get home in one piece.

A lady must not give out contacts and befriend every handsome man she meets.

What concerns a 21 year old woman with a man with so much baggage?

One of the many disadvantages of living and working in Lagos.

5am ..when sleep dey sweet.
Person dey rush to commot for house


He must have thought he was pushing his wife(as usual).
Many Nigerian men get physical with women(partners) and feel justified.. A way of discipline.

Prayer doesn't do(change) anything.

What will be ,will be.

bigiyaro:
una for go hospital nah! RIP to the dead.

You don't know Nigerians.
Native Medicine and Spiritual homes first..before hospital

proclinician:
Are u saying it's too small and should be like 100%?

Its actually 100%.

All married men are unfaithful,at one point in time

Alanzazani:
A friend of my shared his story with me.

He got married in October 2018, had a baby in July 2019. His wife had a fibroid in her uterus hence a ceasarian operation was carried out.

A few days ago they went for a scan to see what the fibroid looks like. To his amazement he was told his wife is 10 weeks pregnant.

The young man is devastated. He is struggling to take care of his baby and his family. Only to be shocked with this news of a 10-week-old pregnancy.

He is contemplating aborting the pregnancy. He doesn't know if 8 months is enough time for his wife's body to have healed. I strongly advised him against this. His wife is unwilling to abort the baby. Mature advice need. FP please

Typical of married people.

They hate any and every form of contraception.

Prefer to have abortions when pregnant and not ready for it.

Then they come online and start condemning abortions,pointing fingers to single ladies as the chief culprits of abortion.

Lies.

Married women in Nigeria have more abortions than their single counterparts

SultanOfAbia:
Baby Mama Association of Nigeria(BMAN)
In Conjunction with Angry Yoruba Women Association (AYWA)
Cordially Invites You To Join Us Protest
Theme: "Chioma Must Go 2020"

Guest Speaker: Kemi Omoluyuo

Hahahahahahaha.

Will you make heaven laik dis?

Everybody seems to be carried by the OOIN comedy.

Even Tonto