₦airaland Forum

I do random stroll a lot. I cultivated the habit from secondary School, I normally take evening walk while in University. I visited my mom, I don't have friends here, nothing to do, just bored until night when I get my phone. So I usually take evening walk accompany with wild imagination.

The best time to have sex is morning. Although I love night sex. But I can have sex anytime though. Morning sex makes your day unique and glowing.

I still remembered when I was in school. Anytime I had morning sex, my presentation was always exceptional and I was always smiling.

With weird stories like this, I get really scared of marriage. People don't even know what they actually want, especially women.

May God protect me from fraud and prank all in the name of marriage. Amen.

Marriage should be a thing of choice. Although, the economic reality is affecting, and most importantly, the scary stories of paternity fraud, infidelity and domestic violence is discouraging guys.

I told my mom that marriage is not my priority, I just want to live my life. If it happens fine, but if it doesn't, I am still great. Peace of mind is my priority.

I never got any hurtful comment from my parents because Dad died when I was young and I didn't grow up with Mom. It was after my graduation from University before NYSC that I decided to work things out with Mom for my emotional health.

I caught a guy and one girl having sex. While the guy was busy digging, she was operating her phone and telling the guy to do fast so that she can go home. And I just stood there watching them like a security guard.

Walking naked from the bathroom to the parlour, from the kitchen to the bedroom naked. I do that whenever I am alone and I want to bath.

The kind of people we have in this country and their reasoning, maybe because of the abysmally dysfunctional family value, or the debilitating educational system. OP, you should do better than this. From your reasoning about cutting off the mother even if is killing and the whole gibberish, with people like you, the world is doomed.

Redpillers are educated set of people that advocate genuine love and encourage guys not to be victim of fake love, not the hate you buried in your heart.

You have more than 15 body count, you don't see it as anything, she doesn't have problem with it, but you are joblessly worried over what you can't change. God knows I will never ask my girlfriend about her body count. I don't want to get information I can not handle.

Her past is her past, you weren't there. You can't change it, why not enjoy the beautiful lady that loves you?

Since she is a banker, her bestie is banking her. Dating these ladies is really stressful. Apart from their unproductivity, entitlement mentality, they can't still keep their kpekus for the one that deserves it.

OP, no long story, just break up with her before she break you. She is as useless as the Nigerian government. Girls are just weird.

Whenever I am with a girl, I don't get attached so that I won't be asking this your question.

People just have weird fetish. I can't even Bleep olosho talk more of doing that shit. That place is too dirty for tongue.

Nairaland is full of toxic people, psychopaths are everywhere. Boys fight with each other, girls fight with boys, the insult, disrespect and hate been orchestrated here is alarming.

OP, you are complaining about 2/3 times of sex in a week while my neighbor is begging for five times in a week. This life no just balance.

On a serious note, I like girls that like sex. They are my spec. When I want to start relationship, I pray I start with such girl. This my virginity need such girl to take it.

LoL, OP I just graduated from school. Immediately I arrived home after my graduation, my elder brother told me that thank God I have been to University and I have lived my student life to the fullest, which means all these secondary School girls and jambites shouldn't be my focus. I smiled, I understand what he meant.

OP, after four years in school sampling girls from different tribes and background, you shouldn't allow these small girls play pranks with your destiny. It's better you get yourself a proper girlfriend if you need one.

Uzomacharles:
Madam him say him be 22

Abi pedophile dey sweet you to pronounce?

LoL, OP even said some of the girls are 18,19 and 20, but the madam too like the word pedophile.

Taking drugs to satisfy woman is the last thing I will do. Since I became sexually active I have never been on drugs for sex before and will never be. There was one girl that was telling to use drugs that year because anytime she comes she wants three rounds, I just asked her to come and sleep over instead of giving you three rounds this afternoon.

yanabasee:
The very first and the last time I bought and used Viagra was when I returned from NYSC camp.... I was missing my ex that year....


I arrived the city late and branched a pharmacy to get it.... She came over to spend the night and to welcome me.... So I swallowed the tab and waited for the miracle to happen.... Nothing! Checked the expiration date and it was usable...

Had to force my erection and managed to last for a couple of minutes.... Went for just one round and retired....

Told her the next day I got it and she said it was fake... That was how we ended the relationship...


Aunty, how you take know fake Viagra?

Hahaha, what if she read about it from the internet?

You can also give him money, plenty of money. Buy him iPhone promax.

The last time I checked, falling in love whether fast or late is never a crime. The only thing to discourage me from falling in love is my financial status. For instance, if I am having it difficult to get my needs done, what will I be doing with relationship?

OP, you seems to be a very good joker. A Nigerian girl mustered the courage, letting go of her pride and ego to ask you out for a relationship, because you are James Bond, you obviously gave her cold attitude and six months later, you bring your funny ass back to come and ask that same girl out.

First of all, why did you turn her down the first time she propose relationship to you? And why are you interested now?

If I were you, either I accepted the first time she came knocking or turn her down and never look towards that direction for relationship again, but you blatantly go fall your hand.

This topic is stale like mama chinedu soup. This topic have been over flogged. Anyone that is not sure about the paternity of his children knows where to go and confirm. You are just disturbing people with something we all know as if you are an aichaic toencrier. DNA ni, NDA ko?

akanke79:
Nairaland guys are Narcissists.Narcissists see other women as ”whores” and see their mothers,sisters and female relatives as saints.

It's too pathetic the kind of post I read on this platform. If you are not careful, your mind will be contaminated towards women.

I was born by a woman, that's my mother. I was raised by a woman, that was my grandmother, I was educated by a woman, that's my auntie. I have female cousins and female friends. Why should I hate them? If your girlfriend break up, just move on instead of becoming toxic and gaslighting. Those boys shouting women are useless as if they the boys are useful.

SweetSauce:
Sorry about that.

Thanks dear, at least, you understand why I couldn't Savage the break up and then I was young.

Medianna:
See as thing paining asif its my heart you break.

I have a guy who wanted to have this kind of you mind set until I change am for ram

Smiles, I didn't do that intentionally, it was the only option left for me. Distance relationship doesn't work for me, I don't have the mental, emotional and financial capacity to sustain distance relationship. I was graduating and she was in 100 level. I am staying in Abuja and she is staying in Kogi and I was clueless on what to do. I know I was wrong and I admit. If given the same scenario, I believe I will handle it better than I did last year.

Badboibipo:
Tell them females to apologize to me for sexually molesting me as a kid. I told my so called sister what happened to me and she said “she expects me to get raped na” wtf I’m emotionally damaged by those fvcking gender and it’s sad and very unbelievable

First of all, I feel bad about your experience and your sister's reaction was very hoarse. That individual that molested you might have lost contact with you. You can't hate other women because of her sin. You need to talk to someone you trust, not that your sister. You should talk to someone that is serious, an educated, wise individual. You have to release that energy and move on with your life. You shouldn't be stuck in your past. You have to learn how to love again, I am not talking about romance perse, but a love for humanity, a love for your sisters, mother, the female gender around you.

Learn all these because of woman that will still cheat. I will rather go and read chemistry textbook.

Relationship have no manual, if you like go and read Shakespeare, girl that will cheat will still cheat

School is not for cowards. The hunger, frustration, stress, sickness, studies. Since I survived four years in school, I can survive any situation in life.

Mental health is neglected in Nigeria. We have so many sick people walking around us. OP, you just have to be careful, and thank God you didn't fall into his arms.

But, why would a guy behave like this when he sees different calibre of girls everyday? When I ask a lady out and she is not interested in me, I move to the next available option. Why going all this way embarrassing myself over a particular girl?

I still remembered my ex that sent some people to come and warn me for breaking up with her. Some people are just crazy, why don't you just move on?

Cheating is not a mistake but a choice. It is the peak of irresponsibility and indiscipline. No one can take another's blame for cheating.

You guys should reduce spewing ignorance on this platform.

Now that you are myopically obsess with that big buttocks and breasts, we don't have problem. The only problem I will have with you is asking us what a Nigerian girl bring to the table after having sex with her.